Wait wait wait wait.... those percentages do not add up? And what’s she slipped, tripped and landed on Chads dick? GTFOH

Vaxel00 · 2019-04-16T19:09:51+00:00

All I got from this is:

Women are children who can't take responsibility, can't delay gratification and blame everyone else for their choices.

And they're emotional thinkers.

Anonymously_Aroused · 2019-04-16T19:15:56+00:00

This is why Vladimir Putin laughs at us.

2019-04-16T19:12:53+00:00

Ask a woman if it's ever the woman's fault a guy cheated, and you bet they will say never.

801735 · 2019-04-16T19:03:27+00:00

And what’s she slipped, tripped and landed on Chads dick?

Repeatedly, she's clumsy like that. Also slippery floor with all that vagterfall going on... ]=)

TheAdmiralYiSunShin · 2019-04-16T19:12:52+00:00

Classic "Female Reasoning". Notice how its carefully worded so that everything is an "accident" or somehow not at all the female's fault while simultaneously managing to not be sensible or logical in the slightest.

Being and thinking like this should be acceptable as in we don't outright kill the SJW/White Knight/Feminists/etc, but there should be a label and class for people this retarded. They shouldn't be allowed to breed or be protected from any form of attack in any way. Evolution dictates these inferior types all die off for the good of the species.

flee_market · 2019-04-16T20:27:44+00:00

accidentally have sex

Oopsie-whoopsie!

ZeroBlink · 2019-04-16T19:03:05+00:00

85% of 65%... she's doing two separate equations , because efficiency is a foreign concept to a woman.

ISaidBeeeeetch · 2019-04-16T20:27:54+00:00

There’s nothing “accidental” about opening your legs for another dude- you’re just a piece of shit. Owe up to at least you fucking bitches. They would be hated less if they admit their faults rather than make up excuses and look for validation from other whores to gas up their justification. Like the Am I The Asshole thread about OP sleeping with a randy days after a breakup. Majority of comments kept it real and said she’s the asshole. But 1-2 white knight/thot comments justifies OPs behavior. It doesn’t matter if millions call you out on the bullshit as long as there are the few outliers (whores and white knights) that agree with them.

Hypogamy · 2019-04-16T20:07:39+00:00

🔥 🤡 🌎 💥 🎉

wilykily · 2019-04-16T20:44:07+00:00

"It works 65% of the time...Everytime"

Docbear64 · 2019-04-16T20:04:26+00:00

So basically it's not a womans fault that she cheats it's the mans fault for giving another man an opportunity to be near her and an opportunity for her to trip onto his dick . Do I have it right ?

But then they claim the idea of being a housewife is oppressive and that they should be able to have all the " friends" that they like.

I promise my 3 year old niece can come up with an argument this convincing and I'd be more likely to buy it too .

DrFeelFantastic · 2019-04-16T19:12:12+00:00

100 women, 65% cheat, meaning 65 women cheat. Of these 65 women, it's the man's fault 85% of the time, or, out of the 65 women who cheated, it was the partners fault for 55 of the women, while 10 women are themselves to blame. That's what she's saying. Get it now?

TimVertex · 2019-04-16T19:14:03+00:00

The mental gymnastics on this make a communist blush

killersuit_1991 · 2019-04-16T19:25:22+00:00

That’s just being an asshole. If you want to sleep with someone else, have the courage to break up first.

Phantom_Spark · 2019-04-16T20:28:39+00:00

Accidentally tripped and fell onto the carousel. Suuuuuuuuuure. Light houses!

ThaiEscapePlan · 2019-04-16T20:32:56+00:00

85% slip and fall on Chad/Tyrone's 8 inch dick but it isn't their fault bcos they feel lonely and bcos their bf waxed the floor before he left them feeling lonely and in a relationship. at least 65% of the time, like, y'know. statistics, science, numbers and stuff.

xiaoxiao12 · 2019-04-16T20:35:05+00:00

Accidentally, yeah sure...

PrideTrooperBR · 2019-04-16T22:55:47+00:00

So what's the point of relationship instead ?

BonelessSkinless · 2019-04-17T00:43:46+00:00

"Accidentally"

There's nothing fucking accidental about going behind your boyfriends back because you're too much of a pathetic bitch to just talk and reason in person. No instead you want to have your cake and eat it too because you feel "lonely". You're not lonely, you're unsatisfied with what you have and want "more" that's all there is to it.

Beeinkc9 · 2019-04-17T01:30:10+00:00

More like....he was never around because he worked all the time to provide for the household and support her spending, and she resented him for it.

Or, he was deployed, she got lonely, and got with Jody.

x6x6x61982 · 2019-04-17T10:16:16+00:00

"accidentally"

TheToastyAlmond · 2019-04-17T16:00:05+00:00

"Accidentally have sex"

2019-04-16T20:08:47+00:00

By this logic, I can fly with chipstocks because she makes no fucking sense. Like all women.

RedPilledSimp · 2019-04-16T20:52:25+00:00

OK. Next.

jeabben · 2019-04-16T21:31:23+00:00

Accidentally have sex?

wolfoftheworld · 2019-04-16T21:40:59+00:00

"Accidentally have sex with them?" That's like me wanting to step on a rusty nail and then later saying it was an accident. Piss off!

JudgementalChair · 2019-04-16T21:43:06+00:00

I dated a girl who would cheat on me after we got into an argument, or I didn't do something she wanted me to do. No joke she cheated on me with over 12 guys in a 2 year period. Once I found out about one I kicked her out. Found out about the rest later.

leemming · 2019-04-16T21:58:35+00:00

am I the only one who found this funny? "accidentally" hahahah.. ahh woman are funny

octane234 · 2019-04-16T22:56:57+00:00

Or just be more alpha than other beta cucks she might meet. Be more Chad than Chad

realtrublaze · 2019-04-16T23:29:33+00:00

I've seen this tweet before, and I'm gonna comment the same thing here.

Accidentally had sex

This ain't no fuckin hentai manga. How the hell do you slip in another person's dick?

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-04-16T23:41:43+00:00

So its men's job to babysit bitches now? No way. Your lonely, go get a hobby, write a book, or go volunteer with mentally retarded kids after school.

allpartandparcel · 2019-04-16T23:46:18+00:00

If she breathes...

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2019-04-17T00:39:55+00:00

So...when is it ever a woman's fault?

BlackKefka · 2019-04-17T00:40:52+00:00

She must’ve been one of Big Poppa Pump’s freaks with those wacky percentages.

evanthemarvelous · 2019-04-17T00:43:37+00:00

even if she slipped it STILL would not be the mans fault as she could have just said sorry and gotten out and if he askec for more or vice versa you could just say no or never mind

2019-04-17T01:11:27+00:00

Not being funny OP but you can't process 85% of 65%???

What her example means is;

"Out of 100 women. 65 of these 100 women cheat, but for 55 of these women, it was the mans fault. "

BS of course but the statement is mathematically sound, OP.

colon97 · 2019-04-17T01:24:16+00:00

Imagine trying to call someone out on their use of percentages but actually it turns out you just were too dense to understand what they meant...

Raider_Scavver · 2019-04-17T01:38:11+00:00

This bitch is like the yogi berra of sluts, lol

2019-04-17T01:39:57+00:00

"Accidentally have sex with them" Soooo this is how all the false rape allegations stem from huh? Smh

lonewolfhistory · 2019-04-17T03:22:21+00:00

Wait....HOW THE EVER LOVING FUCK, DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY HAVE SEX!?

xeronak · 2019-04-17T04:19:44+00:00

"Accidentally"

anti-hypergamist · 2019-04-17T04:40:47+00:00

Any woman that liked or retweeted this, cheated and is admitting it.

jrpark05 · 2019-04-17T04:58:07+00:00

What about a man cheating when he feels lonely, because his wife or gf will not have sex with him?

I imagine you'd say the same. /s

davisyoung · 2019-04-17T05:36:02+00:00

“Please note that the percentages do not add up to 100 because the math was done by a woman.” -Norm MacDonald

TheLightningMachine · 2019-04-17T05:59:16+00:00

"Accidentally have sex" is such a funny phrase to me 😂

Sir_Koopaman · 2019-04-17T06:30:17+00:00

Shit, women really are children.

Jubab_San · 2019-04-17T06:40:29+00:00

Rephrase it：65% of women cheat but it is a 100% mens fault cause without men women can't cheat

Retard4Life · 2019-04-17T07:09:58+00:00

85% OF 65%. Didn't you have 7th grade math?

bfte2 · 2019-04-17T07:14:32+00:00

A 12 year old in a 17 year old body.

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-04-17T11:57:37+00:00

Can a man cheat if he feels lonely? And is it the woman's fault?

2019-04-17T15:15:36+00:00

"Woops my pants slipped down and his dick magically wen't into my hole. Shit happens, man."

LarryHTY · 2019-04-17T00:04:45+00:00

Keep improving yourselves, brahs !!!! Ignore thots, improve the Man in the Mirror.

n0x29a · 2019-04-17T04:29:29+00:00

"accidentally have sex"

Title	Wait wait wait wait.... those percentages do not add up? And what’s she slipped, tripped and landed on Chads dick? GTFOH
Author	BandB101
Upvotes	358
Comments	97
Date	April 16, 2019 6:59 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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