Wait what? Noooo, I’m good thanks....

PittHarmon · 2018-11-26T17:18:22+00:00

She is clean except for the incurable venereal disease.

NoMo_NoMo_NoMo_NoMo · 2018-11-26T18:32:02+00:00

I banged this one broad after our first date. We were getting hot and heavy and I realized my condom was still in my car. I stopped fingering her and she was all kinds of confused and frustrated. Grabbed the condom, banged her and dropped her off at her house. The next day she texts me and said how glad she is that I grabbed that condom. She "has the gift that keeps on giving" as she put it, and if she's had some booze and is passionate she forgets. But she's not having a flare up so I would have been safe anyway.

The FUCK I wouldn't have been. God knows how many dudes she infected. I came out unscathed but jeez man. Bullet dodged and lesson learned.

801735 · 2018-11-26T17:15:32+00:00

With condoms... ]=)

Vidar34 · 2018-11-26T19:09:17+00:00

HSV1 positive is not clean, you diseased blob of bacon grease.

baggs17 · 2018-11-26T17:30:29+00:00

I think the most troubling part is I live in Santa Rosa. Gross!

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-26T21:05:33+00:00

Fat
Feminist
Her vagina has herpes

I'm sure she'll have a whole queue of men

MarketWatcher9456 · 2018-11-26T17:17:48+00:00

This one seems to have it's herpes mixed up.

MadPreacher1AD · 2018-11-26T17:19:13+00:00

New Trojan Condom

boisdevie · 2018-11-26T18:59:53+00:00

As if an STD wasn't enough she's also big (aka fat) and with green hair (aka lunatic).

I'd rather stuff my dick in a bucket full of broken glass.

silive · 2018-11-26T18:14:37+00:00

Well, at least she's honest about her STDs and that's more than can be said about the vast majority of them who're employing plausible deniability (i.e. "lying") every time they speak.

T-I-N-M-A-N · 2018-11-26T18:33:00+00:00

I don’t think she understands what ‘clean’ means

thequarenteenpill · 2018-11-26T17:33:04+00:00

less than 1% risk. source?

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2018-11-26T19:16:36+00:00

Big beautiful green haired babe, minus the beautiful babe.

t353tfb · 2018-11-26T21:15:28+00:00

She's about 5,000 miles away from me. I wish it could be more. I don't want her shrek herpes horror fest on my planet.

SpacleySprokets · 2018-11-27T00:00:43+00:00

"I've infected all the guys in my area so I am forced to travel for at least two hours for cock"

Aussieplonk · 2018-11-26T18:35:30+00:00

Hope she likes dick cheese and olives... less than 1% chance of honesty.

manu_gd · 2018-11-26T19:27:03+00:00

OOFS in Gonorrhea

its_meKnightSwolaire · 2018-11-27T00:11:07+00:00

Eeewewwwwwwwww

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-11-26T20:39:32+00:00

I think I'll pass...

Wait, I have some shred of dignity; I'll definitely pass.

iwanttheblanketback · 2018-11-26T23:43:24+00:00

A big beautiful green...

HeyDontDoxMe · 2018-11-27T00:12:19+00:00

This broad is just plain stupid though.

80% of you guys sub'd to mgtow already have HSV1 by the time you're 30 years old (if you live in America).

HSV2 is genital herpes and THAT'S the bastard that keeps on giving.

Superspathi · 2018-11-27T00:20:24+00:00

Last I checked 1 in 4 American women have herpes.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-11-27T03:21:12+00:00

Green haired? Like fucking the hulk?

klim_milk · 2018-11-26T23:58:03+00:00

Fat, ugly feminist with STDs and NPD-BPD.

[deleted] · 2018-11-26T22:59:48+00:00

Clean with herpes and fat. Im gonna ltr asap.

KarosGraveyard · 2018-11-27T05:01:09+00:00

Add another reason to the list of why going your own way is the best course of action in this day and age: Pretty much all western women have some sort of super herpes/gonorrhea, not to mention the mental problems caused by sleeping with 50 different guys in a month.

JohnQPubliq · 2018-11-27T05:25:33+00:00

Disgustingly obese. Disgusting and tacky dyed hair. Has Herpes.

Just......Get.....a.....Fucking.....doll.......

memelord360420 · 2018-11-27T13:52:09+00:00

"big, beautiful" pick one "green haired" big it is then

onelittlepiggy13 · 2018-11-27T18:04:26+00:00

Man i am so glad my ex got this shit on her cc ride after breaking it off with me out of nowhere. Bullet dodged like neo

Dank_Meems · 2018-11-27T21:36:56+00:00

Fat girls will never understand how good they have it. All their sexual fantasies can be achieved with zero effort and dudes will still pay to take care of them. If they were the same body type, but a man. They would literally die a virgin without ever being touched or loved.

mrbump34 · 2018-11-27T09:22:04+00:00

I stopped reading at "big". ^^

CouldPossiblyBeABot · 2018-11-27T06:40:46+00:00

BTW isn't there a vaccine for it now?

BigRedBetelgeuse · 2018-11-26T20:14:59+00:00

This really isn't that big a deal...

Title	Wait what? Noooo, I’m good thanks....
Author	Toshiba1point0
Upvotes	166
Comments	76
Date	November 26, 2018 5:12 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a0l8hg/wait_what_noooo_im_good_thanks/
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