This is for all the women I've had in my life.

I'm using an alt account.

I usually lurk and participate using my main account here. I have decided to use an alternate one simply for self-preservation.

It always amazed me on the long lists of requirements women have for men, yet how short they come when it's about fulfilling our requirements.

Men need to be

  • Good Looking
  • Good physical condition
  • Have a certain height
  • Make good money
  • Be giving and loving
  • Show emotions
  • Not show emotions
  • Never get sick or otherwise be vulnerable
  • Be handy around the house
  • Be available of their time yet
  • Need to work many hours to provide
  • Yet still be available on a whim
  • Not have too many passions and hobbies that takes away time from her
  • Yet be passionate and happy to be alive.
  • Never raise their voice
  • Never be angry or not take responsibility for her fickleness
  • Be decisive
  • But not take offense when she bitches about said decision or outright refuses
  • 6/6/6 (ie: 6 inches, 6 figures, 6 foot tall)

etc ... etc ... etc

Women on the other hand ... we don't have that crazy standards.

We basically want 4 things from you

  • Be relatively fit, ie: not be obese, and certainly not be morbidly obese
  • Be of good demeanor (ie: not be cunts at least 50% of the time)
  • Be sexually available and willing, regularly
  • Be grateful

Girls, if you satisfy 3 of the 4 above points, men will virtually be your slaves forever.

Yet, my ex-wife of ten years ago, all the 30 or so dates I have had since and the 3 LTRs that came out of those that I have since let go, none of you could even do one of these four things consistently.

Don't you realize how fucking stupid you are?

  • If a girl is fit, good attitude, grateful but not that good in bed => Still winning
  • If a girl is overweight, good attitude, good in bed, grateful => Still winning
  • If a girl is fit, bad attitude, but still occasionally grateful, good in bed => still winning
  • If a girl is fit, good attitude, seldom grateful, good in bed => still winning.

Why is it so FUCKING HARD to deliver on even 2 of these items?

Yet we men are expected to satisfy a gagglefuck list of items on your cheklist all the time.

And then you idiots wonder "where have all the good men gone"?

I'll tell you a little secret. The problem isn't with us.