Wow! No Way!

tiredofshit · 2017-12-24T00:16:55+00:00

Have some fun. Set it to Doctor ;)

ZealousMathematician · 2017-12-24T00:17:23+00:00

“Professional Pornstar Specialist”

“Protein Implantation Advisor”

“Chief Genital Practitioner”

“Lower Back Chiropractor”

“Sexologist”

padraigmarcus · 2017-12-24T00:50:33+00:00

I recommend "Pimp".

Futureman999 · 2017-12-24T03:45:27+00:00

Women know they're ruling over Tinder because it's about hookups. Any revolting swamp troll gets fifty matches a day. Now they want to hang onto that powerful feeling and turn Tinder into eHarmony.

Good luck with that.

notacrookatall · 2017-12-24T01:58:19+00:00

Dude, just make shit up. Nobody ever tells the fucking truth on there.

HM_mtl · 2017-12-24T02:08:38+00:00

"I am your President"

That will be fun!

SilentChiller · 2017-12-24T02:44:31+00:00

Trust Fund Spender /s

boisdevie · 2017-12-24T07:26:36+00:00

Bit like POF where you have to put in your salary. Funnily enough you also have to put in your height. I wish they'd ask for people to put in their weight rather than the very fuzzy 'body type'

wazabee · 2017-12-24T04:13:28+00:00

Alot of people keep asking me why I do t ha e a girlfriend yet. I keep telling them " if I told them I was In medschool I would get a line up". I don't need a line up, I'd rather present myself as who I am and find someone else that is attracted to that.

mrk68 · 2017-12-24T00:37:54+00:00

“Plastic Surgeon”

PLAYBOYD5 · 2017-12-24T05:39:47+00:00

Still uses tinder to complain about it

Nachowolfs · 2017-12-24T01:07:06+00:00

Gold

henrysmyagent · 2017-12-24T04:19:13+00:00

"Costume Manager at Centerfolds Strip Club"

ustael · 2017-12-24T08:29:53+00:00

Self Employed works great. They don't know if that means that you are actually self employed and self sufficient, or just unemployed and trying to sound better.

PLAYBOYD5 · 2017-12-24T05:40:31+00:00

These posts make me want to unsub from MGTOW

stringedbeams · 2017-12-24T06:41:06+00:00

"she can't love me for who I am though then just for what my job is!"

beware_the_syllogism · 2017-12-24T11:34:55+00:00

That briefcase icon is your money that she'll be walking off with.

R00TT00R · 2017-12-24T03:08:28+00:00

Mine was always set to "Condom vendor at Whorehouse/Crackden"

ninjabaseballbatman1 · 2017-12-24T08:23:25+00:00

Crime fighter or evil doer.

I-am-the-lul · 2017-12-24T09:54:24+00:00

Occupation: Ex-con who was recently released after serving time for murder.

All you need after that is some Chad looks and you will be drowning in hybristophilic pussy.

Rick_OShay1 · 2017-12-24T04:19:27+00:00

What? And give her reason to sue me for "false advertising"?

thwml · 2017-12-24T05:14:51+00:00

My reaction.

strangerthing7 · 2017-12-24T08:02:31+00:00

LOL, shocking....

tacotime2019 · 2017-12-24T08:55:04+00:00

Make it sound like a loser job, and if you're built like a brickhouse, well then...

SssanL · 2017-12-24T10:34:26+00:00

Haha

mrbigtanderson · 2017-12-24T16:09:53+00:00

Don't need tinder for any projects so for me I just look at it screenshots from others laugh and move on.

syd-heich · 2017-12-24T19:27:24+00:00

strip club owner mammary gland surgeon

SirFTF · 2017-12-24T11:38:20+00:00

I thought you men were supposed to be going your own way, not on Tinder?

based_meme · 2017-12-24T00:16:52+00:00

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Sailor_Guy · 2017-12-24T03:14:46+00:00

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Title	Wow! No Way!
Author	MadCatzPlayer2
Upvotes	502
Comments	105
Date	December 24, 2017 12:12 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7ls1gx/wow_no_way/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/wow-no-way.520711 https://theredarchive.com/post/520711

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