Yeah..I'll pass

lethrowaway4me · 2018-05-08T15:18:49+00:00

Why the hell are things like "can hold her liquor", "has a dirty mind", and "has a dirtier vocabulary" supposed to be laudable traits of a woman??

How about "has self-control to stop after socially consuming", "has a nurturing mind", and "knows how to speak eloquently in public"? Guys wouldn't want to date a girl who acts like a guy.

Kazzier · 2018-05-08T15:19:33+00:00

If you changed *her to *him, females wouldn't touch that shit with a barge pole. And I wouldn't want to go near anyone so vile either. It basically describes an obese pub dwelling foul mouth with no dignity.

its_a_fishing_show · 2018-05-08T15:21:34+00:00

So, marry a dude?

RK21001 · 2018-05-08T16:58:17+00:00

Let's break this down a little....she eats pizza which means in 10 years she will be obese. She's an alcoholic. She swears a lot in public. And if she lets you touch her ass, you can be sure Tyronne and Chad are touching it as well.

Wow!! What a catch!!

Phantom_Spark · 2018-05-08T16:04:01+00:00

The op described Amy Schumer. LOL. I think staring down the barrel of a fun is sexier!!

maggot_brain79 · 2018-05-08T16:47:35+00:00

No thanks. Perhaps I'd be more convinced if more women had even one spiritual or contemplative bone in their body, but very few do. All these things described above are material things and to me, rather detestable traits. Over the years of spiritual growth I find myself much less attached to things like money, power, sex, etc. Minimalism becomes more attractive each day. I still have work to do but I'm getting there.

I had a woman like that before, actually. She was detestable in retrospect, degenerate and depraved too. Not a single fucking worthwhile thought in her brain. At the time I was confused and thought that was what I wanted. You wanna guess how that ended?

I'll give you a hint. Poorly.

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2018-05-08T17:23:57+00:00

Why would I like to marry a drunkard?

2018-05-08T19:01:51+00:00

If she’s narcissistic, self absorbed, attention pleading, annoying, fake, cheesy, unoriginal, and posts shit like that

Block her, yesteryear.

RetiSetGo · 2018-05-08T17:44:21+00:00

Standards couldn't be lower.

Baldrbaldr · 2018-05-08T19:41:36+00:00

If she has modesty, feminine gracefulness, cleanliness, loves to dance Argentine tango, is a good housekeeper and a great cook, then ... nah .. I'll pass too. The charm is gone. For good.

treble-n-bass · 2018-05-08T20:26:39+00:00

No woman can hold her liquor. She may drink all night and not be stumbling or slurring her words, but her psychotic behaviour is only a swig away...

Official_RCLE · 2018-05-08T19:51:47+00:00

I don't remember yesterday, oh well.

Everlastcanada · 2018-05-08T20:00:12+00:00

How about NO you crazy diseased bitch. All traits listed are having the opposite effect of what was intended. I mean, these are all shitty traits. Why celebrate them? I personally have not met genuinely funny or laid back women. They do not exist

silive · 2018-05-08T16:28:35+00:00

So those things make it worth allowing the State to put a parasite on your belly? You know, I am not so sure...

RocketPowersSD · 2018-05-08T19:37:27+00:00

Notice how these descriptors apply to the broadest range of women possible.... lol

curiouslyengaged · 2018-05-08T19:58:12+00:00

Priorities ...

Teflon0819 · 2018-05-08T21:04:39+00:00

So...you're saying I should (save for the butt touching part) marry girls that act like guys?

cleats4u · 2018-05-08T21:11:42+00:00

And send her the child support check tomorrow!

setpejoki · 2018-05-08T23:15:41+00:00

I don't even want these things in my male friends. If you can't stop cursing I usually don't hang out with you. Also, how much liquor are you holding on a daily basis? I don't care if you can or can't hold your liquor. Know your limit and practice self control, dude. Who has time to drink all the time?

Eats Pizza? Really? I've never looked at a male friend and said, "Yeah, he's cool but.... Dude doesn't eat Pizza. He can't hang." Why the hell do I care what you eat? Take care of yourself but I don't give a damn what foods agree with your palette or stomach.

Bro, this is super weak. I'm not even invoking MGTOW. This is just weak as a person. Imagine a person justifying their friendship with you based upon the aforementioned properties? Weak.

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-05-09T01:26:32+00:00

NOPE

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-05-09T08:20:54+00:00

Funny huh, how posts like this are always posted by women, never men. Cause most men start to know better

Hellse · 2018-05-09T18:35:47+00:00

This wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't for the fact that there isn't a single woman who's actually honest, laid back, AND funny.

EDIT: Also forgot to include attractive enough (not fat) to get my peepee hard.

FreeManIsFrank · 2018-05-08T23:21:57+00:00

Even with all of those qualities, the answer is "NO!".

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-05-08T23:58:41+00:00

.

Being fat, lazy, bitchy (I mean "honest" /s), and wanting sex aren't exactly breakthroughs or indicative of any personality.

tharkyllinus · 2018-05-09T00:13:29+00:00

After you do that you will find out how fucking crazy she is. You'll be in for missery. She quits all that shit and turns in to your personal demon. You will forget your fear of hell. Why not? Your allready there.

AmazingAsianGuy776 · 2018-05-09T01:35:19+00:00

Let me summarize, marry a hoe. Honestly no female is honest

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-05-09T01:50:28+00:00

Haha. ok. I'm runnin' to the altar right now. /s

wont_give_no_kreddit · 2018-05-09T02:32:33+00:00

Sounds like the typical friday night pump and dump

lulz3r · 2018-05-09T02:33:15+00:00

I expected the last sentence to be: she’s a he.

Cosmohig · 2018-05-09T05:03:24+00:00

Well... If she is actually those things, she has a case. What was the give away to you gents? Honest, or funny?

poapratensis · 2018-05-09T13:14:19+00:00

This list stareted out ok but pretty much fell apart after funny. Laid back is in my observation is a euphemism for lazy.

Sirsitsat · 2018-05-09T02:31:54+00:00

So they just described someone who'd make an excellent guest on Jerry Springer and they want me to marry her? See what's wrong with the world now?

Title	Yeah..I'll pass
Author	theburgergoblin
Upvotes	144
Comments	45
Date	May 8, 2018 3:04 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8hxdq3/yeahill_pass/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/yeahill-pass.560078 https://theredarchive.com/post/560078

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