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[–]lethrowaway4me133 points134 points135 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why the hell are things like "can hold her liquor", "has a dirty mind", and "has a dirtier vocabulary" supposed to be laudable traits of a woman??
How about "has self-control to stop after socially consuming", "has a nurturing mind", and "knows how to speak eloquently in public"? Guys wouldn't want to date a girl who acts like a guy.
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because a foul slut made this meme
Nearly all women that drink enough to be able to drink a lot and also curse a lot are sluts
[–]elementalwalruss8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, it started pretty ok, it's rare that you find a woman who is honest, laid-back (not nagging) and funny (no vagina jokes hopefully). Then it just got ruined lol.
[–]Ghustgan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think you misunderstand here. Your definitions of honest, laid back and funny aren't the same as their definitions. Look at it from a womanspeak perspective.
[–]cekujiw4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like can hold a conversation, and have an insightful mind.
[–]ilikerelish2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think you mean jovial, or humorous. Cause I do in fact find those traits to be laughable, in the context that any possibility of a woman like that being a suitable mate is absolutely laughable...
[–]Kazzier45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you changed *her to *him, females wouldn't touch that shit with a barge pole. And I wouldn't want to go near anyone so vile either. It basically describes an obese pub dwelling foul mouth with no dignity.
[–]theburgergoblin11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But *he is honest, funny, and laid back!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol pub dwelling
[–]elementalwalruss2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, they'd still touch him with no problem. As long as he has money or looks.
[–]its_a_fishing_show22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
So, marry a dude?
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Marry no one
[–]starkfuture0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marry yourself or a bridge or a road (I personally prefer a bicycle) if it comes down to it - for tax purposes.
[–]JackSkell025511 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My friend, happily married for 22 years, admits that he married "a man with tits", and by God it's really worked out for them. It's something to behold.
Though, not something I aspire to.
[–]Orig_analUse_rname0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your friend is a faggot. Faggotry should NOT be praised.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
based
gays are as bad as women
[–]RK2100118 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's break this down a little....she eats pizza which means in 10 years she will be obese. She's an alcoholic. She swears a lot in public. And if she lets you touch her ass, you can be sure Tyronne and Chad are touching it as well.
Wow!! What a catch!!
[–]Phantom_Spark20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The op described Amy Schumer. LOL. I think staring down the barrel of a fun is sexier!!
[–]maggot_brain7911 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thanks. Perhaps I'd be more convinced if more women had even one spiritual or contemplative bone in their body, but very few do. All these things described above are material things and to me, rather detestable traits. Over the years of spiritual growth I find myself much less attached to things like money, power, sex, etc. Minimalism becomes more attractive each day. I still have work to do but I'm getting there.
I had a woman like that before, actually. She was detestable in retrospect, degenerate and depraved too. Not a single fucking worthwhile thought in her brain. At the time I was confused and thought that was what I wanted. You wanna guess how that ended?
I'll give you a hint. Poorly.
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would I like to marry a drunkard?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she’s narcissistic, self absorbed, attention pleading, annoying, fake, cheesy, unoriginal, and posts shit like that
Block her, yesteryear.
[–]RetiSetGo5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Standards couldn't be lower.
[–]Baldrbaldr4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
If she has modesty, feminine gracefulness, cleanliness, loves to dance Argentine tango, is a good housekeeper and a great cook, then ... nah .. I'll pass too. The charm is gone. For good.
[–]treble-n-bass4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No woman can hold her liquor. She may drink all night and not be stumbling or slurring her words, but her psychotic behaviour is only a swig away...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't remember yesterday, oh well.
[–]Everlastcanada3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about NO you crazy diseased bitch. All traits listed are having the opposite effect of what was intended. I mean, these are all shitty traits. Why celebrate them? I personally have not met genuinely funny or laid back women. They do not exist
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So those things make it worth allowing the State to put a parasite on your belly? You know, I am not so sure...
[–]RocketPowersSD2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice how these descriptors apply to the broadest range of women possible.... lol
[–]curiouslyengaged2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Priorities ...
[–]Teflon08192 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So...you're saying I should (save for the butt touching part) marry girls that act like guys?
[–]cleats4u2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And send her the child support check tomorrow!
[–]setpejoki2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't even want these things in my male friends. If you can't stop cursing I usually don't hang out with you. Also, how much liquor are you holding on a daily basis? I don't care if you can or can't hold your liquor. Know your limit and practice self control, dude. Who has time to drink all the time?
Eats Pizza? Really? I've never looked at a male friend and said, "Yeah, he's cool but.... Dude doesn't eat Pizza. He can't hang." Why the hell do I care what you eat? Take care of yourself but I don't give a damn what foods agree with your palette or stomach.
Bro, this is super weak. I'm not even invoking MGTOW. This is just weak as a person. Imagine a person justifying their friendship with you based upon the aforementioned properties? Weak.
[–]Mr_M0t0m01 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NOPE
[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny huh, how posts like this are always posted by women, never men. Cause most men start to know better
[–]Hellse1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't for the fact that there isn't a single woman who's actually honest, laid back, AND funny.
EDIT: Also forgot to include attractive enough (not fat) to get my peepee hard.
[–]Blogginginvicecity0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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Being fat, lazy, bitchy (I mean "honest" /s), and wanting sex aren't exactly breakthroughs or indicative of any personality.
[–]tharkyllinus0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After you do that you will find out how fucking crazy she is. You'll be in for missery. She quits all that shit and turns in to your personal demon. You will forget your fear of hell. Why not? Your allready there.
[–]AmazingAsianGuy7760 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let me summarize, marry a hoe. Honestly no female is honest
[–]toolazytoregisterlol0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha. ok. I'm runnin' to the altar right now. /s
[–]wont_give_no_kreddit0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like the typical friday night pump and dump
[–]lulz3r0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I expected the last sentence to be: she’s a he.
Well... If she is actually those things, she has a case. What was the give away to you gents? Honest, or funny?
[–]poapratensis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This list stareted out ok but pretty much fell apart after funny. Laid back is in my observation is a euphemism for lazy.
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