Bear or Woman

IncreaseCommercial71 · 2024-05-01T00:54:20+00:00

Ummm. My ex crashed three cars in four years.

UNR2 · 2024-05-01T01:19:42+00:00

Funny, I just came here to ask if a man were lost in the woods would he want to be lost with a bear or a woman?

maddrops · 2024-05-01T00:19:39+00:00

Two women have crashed my car, so I'd have to go with the bear because obviously all women are bad drivers based on my lived experience.

/s

NeoKlang · 2024-05-01T02:22:21+00:00

No for both. I tell them to get their own car.

jessi387 · 2024-05-01T01:47:54+00:00

ConsiderationSea1347 · 2024-05-01T02:29:48+00:00

This is hilarious. What is so stupid about this is that this post could get this sub into a lot of trouble, meanwhile….

MannerNo7000 · 2024-05-01T03:05:40+00:00

So a woman or a hairy muscular man?

FuzzyManPeach96 · 2024-05-01T03:05:02+00:00

veerkanch489 · 2024-05-01T00:17:37+00:00

Obviously a woman. Just because there's retarded bitter women, doesn't mean we have to join them. Just because there have been more incidents where women crash cars compared to bears crashing cars, doesn't mean I am stupid enough to want a bear drive my car over a woman. Just like because there are more rape incidents than bear attacks, doesn't mean I would want to be with a bear over a person.

It's annoying as hell to see how stupid some bitter women could be but the worst thing to do is turn into a stupid sexist person

2wicky · 2024-05-01T01:57:07+00:00

Woman, obviously.

We humans have already infringed on the natural habit of bears, but since nobody takes r/BearRights seriously, we now have a movement of women flocking to the woods and trespassing into the last remnants of their safe spaces.

Just a matter of time before a naive woman gets ripped apart by a bear, and we'll see protests everywhere claiming that with a 100% surge in such crimes, it is a national emergency, and we need to educate all bears to tell the other bears not to be violent towards women.

If women are strong and independent as they claim to be, let them be our Uber drivers instead. Leave those poor bears alone.

MisterBowTies · 2024-05-01T04:23:10+00:00

I have seen women crash cars, i have never seen a bear crash a car

denvercaniac · 2024-05-01T03:07:00+00:00

I just got a flexplate fixed in my nearly 30 year old truck. Ain't no motherfucker but me driving that bitch.

Slight-Rent-883 · 2024-05-01T04:16:40+00:00

as much as I would rather not be around women, I would choose a woman in this case because she is human. The other is a feral beast lol

Salonimo · 2024-05-01T03:29:31+00:00

Yo, are we on the same level of misandrists?
I get the frustration but there's no need to stoop down on anyone's level IMO

CreativeNerd1729 · 2024-05-01T03:25:52+00:00

Neither. Walk/cycle/bike/use public transportation 😂

Title	Bear or Woman
Author	kevinmh222
Upvotes	31
Comments	26
Date	May 1, 2024 12:05 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1ch80yx/bear_or_woman/
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