I’ll try to keep this short. I feel like I haven’t slept in weeks, but I’m excited, and I want to share my good news with people who might appreciate these kinds of stories. I’m going to be very light on details, but I’m happy to respond with some more info tomorrow if anyone’s curious.

The long and short of it is that my ex girlfriend and one of her friends drunkenly chased me out of a bar a few months ago. They thought I stole a phone (I didn’t), so they came after me screaming threats, obscenities, and accusations. I told them I didn’t have it and tried to leave again, but they grabbed me from behind, tore my coat, and threw a punch at me. I shoved them off and shouted for them to stop touching me. Then I turned and jogged away. One of them started shouting for police as soon as I turned, but I sincerely thought she was just nuts, so I left. I was arrested within minutes.

The police did not believe a word I said. It would be a week before I was allowed to hear what the women actually told them (surprise. They lied. A lot). Based on the biased police investigation along with a series of outrageous lies which both women attested to, I was charged with two crimes: Domestic violence and assault and battery.

The legal battle has been a nightmare, especially because I live in Ann Arbor Michigan where they are notoriously harsh on males accused of DV. It cost me $6000, and I’ve lost 15 pounds from stress (my abs are looking fantastic), but I finally got my day(s) in court and the jury found me not guilty on both counts! The whole courtroom seemed happy. Even the prosecutor was smiling, because he knew he was stuck trying to convict me on BS charges (he told my lawyer his boss prevented him from dismissing the case because DV is never dropped around here).

I broke down crying as soon as the verdict came down. I can’t put into words how devastating it feels to be lied about like this and for everyone to believe it. The cops literally laughed at me when I told them that the women must’ve lied. The prosecutor offered me a deal where I’d plead guilty, do probation for a year, and have the charges dismissed with no record, but I refused it twice to roll the dice, and I beat those fucking bitches. The defense had FIVE possible witnesses to stack up against my lone testimony, and we fucking won.

One of the bitches was gloating to a friend of mine late last week. She said, “he should’ve taken the deal. He’s got no chance. There are three of us (two liars plus a single motorist who saw a small part of what happened) and one of him.” I’ve never felt relief like this.