I went to my neighborhood hardware store to pick up some screws. As I went to the check out counter, the female cashier was speaking to a female customer. At this point, the customer leaves.

Cashier- "Oh wow. Her upper body strength is excellent." Me- "huh?" Cashier- "Her shoulders, they're well sculpted!" Me- "Oh. I didn't notice." Cashier- (Very sincerely) "I thought all men always look at all women." Me- "Well looks like you thought wrong."

She quietly finished the transaction and said "have a nice day".