Just to close out shit post week I thought I should start this discussion.

Obviously, I am not talking about bank machines.

This is about as transgressive as I can get without violating various state and federal laws.

In 30 years I have done this precisely once. After corn holing her I went for the facial and she took it upon herself to blow me to the finish. I said "Babe, you know where that has been"

She nodded and carried on.

My penis was 5 times its normal size because it was just so damn naughty to have a girl clean her own ass juice with her mouth.

I will have to work on and maybe train my bride to be to engage in such debauchery.

And in passing there are at least 2 PPD women that I would want to do this with (AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).