Bonjour, bourgeois westerners. I am here today, as a baguette eating surrendering Frenchie, to open your repressed American eyes to the joys of cheating.

Now. mon ami, you are thinking I am crazy, no? But I assure you I am not crazy. All I want to do is show is the joys of cheating.

Every wife I have had in my life, I have cheated on. Do I regret it? Of course not! I'm French. It is expected of me. Besides, there are so many beautiful, single and willing women in France that it would be a crime not to be with them.

And all my wives have been very understanding when they discovered my cheating. They hardly say a word to me. Mainly because they leave right afterwards, but it is probably because they are having to go somewhere. Like to the shops or to visit their mother.

If I was an American, all repressed and afraid to cheat, my life would not be as joyful. So I am thanking myself every day as a Frenchie that I am able to cheat.