Weird sex stories

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ChibsFilipTelfordd · 2021-10-02T03:42:28+00:00

Rebound from my ex had a daddy/daughter fetish and i had to play in to it to turn her on, most awkward fucking thing in my life, she sure splooged when i did it though i could feel her get super wet. What a fucking weirdo. Whatever

angels-fan · 2021-10-02T03:47:16+00:00

Was she a salt?

purplish_possum · 2021-10-02T03:57:59+00:00

If she's still breastfeeding it squirts all over the place. And it is oddly warm.

HOLYREGIME · 2021-10-02T04:04:54+00:00

Women don’t like getting their titties sucked. They prefer having them grabbed, caressed.

As for me, I like getting my nipples sucked and my ears licked. Ear rimming, OMG I’m about to buss.

catsinbananahats · 2021-10-02T04:04:55+00:00

Oddly adorable

Sad_Structure8841 · 2021-11-01T19:53:06+00:00

I’ve been waiting to get my hands on her. I take her into my room and lock the door. I strip her down to just her panties. Then I grab her by the throat and pin her against the wall gripping her soft throat tightly. My other hand pins her arms to the wall above her head. I lean in and bite her bottom lip slowly then I kiss her, a long deep kiss. As I kiss her my hand goes from her throat to her pussy rubbing her through her thong until she soaks it. I reach up and put my fingers in her mouth and she gets them nice and wet. I start kissing her again and then I reach down going inside her thong this time slowly sliding my wet fingers through her wet pussy lips, not actually going in but just enough to tease her senses. Then I grab her by the hair, turn her around bend her over at the waist, hands flat on the wall, legs spread. I stand up I get right in her ear and I tell her that if she takes her hands from the wall I’m gonna take my belt off and put it to good use. Then I kneel down tear off her thong snapping it like a rubber band. I stuff it in her mouth and then I grab both of her cheeks directly under the cleft and lift up opening up that beautiful pink pussy from the back. I bury my face in her and she moans softly. I wrap my arm around her gently rubbing light circles on her clit as I continue to eat. Her moan builds with intensity as I continue. I go until she can’t take the pressure on her clit anymore and her legs are shaking and her juices have soaked me and ran down my chin to my chest. Then I slide my tongue up to her tight little ass catching her off guard she moans and tightens up. I give her a second to adjust and after a brief moment she decides she likes it she pushes back against my tongue. Then she reaches back and grabs the back of my head pushing me deeper in her which I don’t mind at all but she disobeyed me. I stand up take off my belt and tell her to count each strike. She laughs and counts after the first one but after five she isn’t laughing as much. The leather stings across the soft smooth skin of her perfectly round little ass. I can tell it hurts by the slight grimace that flits across her face momentarily. But I know she also loves it because she pushes her little pussy back out after every strike and her count comes out in a breathy little moan that continues to make me harder every time I hear it. By twenty she has tears in her eyes her ass is red and purple and welted just how I like it. She falls to her knees at my feet and whines for me to stop. I gently grab her arm and raise her up returning her to her position. In her ear I gently whisper “you will learn that I’m a man of my word” I think briefly on letting her being finished at twenty but I’m in control, she belongs to me right now and five more will make me happy. I decide to use my hand. She obediently counts out the last five I kneel down and kiss her cheeks. They are burning hot. I stand up grab her face in my hands and kiss her one long deep kiss. She moves in for a second but I pick her up and she wraps her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck. I carry her to the bed and lay her down. I tie her arms to the head board and blindfold her. She is beautiful laying there completely helpless at my mercy patiently waiting on my next move. I spread her legs and start slow kissing her inner thighs where they’re sensitive, she moans softly. I tickle her clit with my tongue and she moans louder my name this time. I slide my fingers through her pussy lips as I kiss my way up her stomach to her breasts. I slide two fingers inside of her and slowly rub her gspot with them as my thumb rubs circles on her clit. I make my way to her breasts and suck each nipple softly then bite each playfully. Her body arching and moving to the rhythm of my fingers like when a conductor leads his orchestra. Our bodies in perfect harmony. I pull my fingers out and put them in her mouth. I want her to taste how perfect she is. I start kissing my way up her neck at the same time I start grinding on her my hard throbbing dick pulsing against her warm wet pussy. She has absolutely soaked the sheets beneath us now. I take my dick and run its head in between her pussy lips so close but pulling away when she wants me the most. She whines softly she wants me. Suddenly I get up and leave the room. She has no idea where I’ve gone or when I’ll be back but she doesn’t dare move a muscle because her little ass is still stinging from the first spanking. I’m not gone long though and when I return it’s a burning cold sensation as I rub ice over her nipples making them stand hard and erect. She moans and arches as I slide another cube up and down her body between my lips. Once it’s melted I lick it off her. Then I grab her and flip her over and position her face down pussy up in the air. I put two whole cubes in her pussy and one in her tight little ass. She moans and whines and wiggles but I make her hold them until they melt. And then I suck it out of her flip her over and grab her by the throat. She opens her mouth almost instinctively and I slowly spit it in and she swallows every drop.

jmarksberry35 · 2021-12-05T00:03:56+00:00

No a story, but anyone else just have that powerful orgasm where when you’re finished you just have the flattest sack ever and you just feel like a new man?

TheWhiteCrowParade · 2022-01-11T22:20:36+00:00

So, I tend to say dirty things when I cum. During my hook up I kept whispering to my partner that their genitals are wonderful, and how we were having better sex than anyone in the neighborhood.

Expensive-Guitar3609 · 2021-10-02T03:55:25+00:00

I was jackhammering a quite good looking lousy and empowered blue haired feminist and she started calling me "daddy" and saying "I'm your little slut" and I think "it's show time bitch" and pull her hair really hard and I slap her ass and say "I'm not "daddy", I'm THE PATRIARCHY".

Never seen a woman get so wild and kink so fast, it was like she changed to slut mode in just a second.

She tried to steal my dog when I broke up with her. She said it was "payback" for all those times I humilliated her making her call me Mr. Patriarchy. She kept Ketchup hostage for like three months, the bitch.

Now the weird part, she wanted "puppet-support". Not kidding, she wanted three times, may be four, the amount of money you need to feed a dog, and I wasn't even allowed to see my friend. Can you believe it? Chernobyl level of toxicity.

I just broke into her house one day and got Ketchup with me. I loved that dog, the only dog I've seen drinking beer in my life, dude was cool AF.

Edit: extra weird, I'm engaged now. I think some of us never learn.

Title	Weird sex stories
Author	YoMamaz_azz
Upvotes	28
Comments	23
Date	October 2, 2021 3:37 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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