A little objectification

AvenDonn · 2020-11-04T09:36:40+00:00

Women using a goddamn jackhammer: meh

Men using anything: eww creep

ComprehensiveMGTOW · 2020-11-04T09:18:48+00:00

Oooooh... I felt that burn all the way from here in the UK.

fellate-o-fish · 2020-11-04T09:58:16+00:00

whatever, fleshlight that ~~cries~~ demands i buy it shit prior to activation

H0boHumpinSloboBabe · 2020-11-04T09:41:36+00:00

Someone call the burn unit!

SeleniumF0rest · 2020-11-04T13:33:36+00:00

A bitch can’t see?

kingslayer990 · 2020-11-04T11:51:39+00:00

Jokes on men reactions :🤣🤣🤣

Jokes on women reactions : National news, 😡😡😡, misogynist patriarchal society, future rapist incel

SauronGamgee · 2020-11-04T10:40:15+00:00

A fleshlight that can bring unwanted pregnancies, STD's, false rape allegations, physical assault, mind games, divorce court, child support, alimony, and drama.

all4reddit · 2020-11-04T09:31:29+00:00

I'd love to know if there was a response to that witty repartee.

kilokal597 · 2020-11-04T09:39:32+00:00

and then she is 400 pounds

kezinchara · 2020-11-04T09:19:02+00:00

Bahahaha

Bdiddyw01 · 2020-11-04T09:33:57+00:00

Alright sentient stress ball

Kinch310 · 2020-11-04T13:18:54+00:00

I thought both comments were pretty funny actually. They both have a point hahaha.

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2020-11-04T09:50:02+00:00

Funny how it goes from: "sex toys that are rude and don't even vibrate"

To: Plz daddy judge 😪 I need the incomes 🥺 Plz judge, have mercy, am just waman

Pingusek02 · 2020-11-04T09:34:53+00:00

What?! We aren't supposed to wibrate?!

inmidious · 2020-11-04T10:13:20+00:00

Whatever, life support for a vagina

Edit: since there was some confusion this joke is meant to call the woman a life support for her vagina

Krash_Gryphter · 2020-11-04T10:50:36+00:00

If you think about it every one is a "fleshlight that cries" if you try hard enough.

Uberzwerg · 2020-11-04T12:33:51+00:00

*self-lubricating

RememberSaulstone · 2020-11-04T11:32:25+00:00

objectification max pro ultra

Triton12streaming · 2020-11-04T11:28:19+00:00

Based

adamfrom1980s · 2020-11-04T11:53:11+00:00

Don’t forget “and bleeds”.

JRBADAZCANBE · 2020-11-04T11:56:18+00:00

If she is lesbian than she just likes dolls with feelings

QuarantineSucksALot · 2020-11-04T12:23:38+00:00

Get well soon, you little bad ass.

evlampi · 2020-11-04T12:28:38+00:00

Two assholes

malevolentt · 2020-11-04T12:32:20+00:00

/r/rareinsults has entered the chat.

jakethedumbmistake · 2020-11-04T13:20:12+00:00

A month, 1.5 mil a month.

thelehmanlip · 2020-11-04T13:48:02+00:00

"That's a terrible Native American name!" - my wife

4nonym0u5gam3r · 2020-11-04T12:20:00+00:00

Bruh, it's just a roast4roast. Not every instance where a man obliterates a woman in mere words is a PUSSYPASSDENIED shit. Seems to me you're just looking for a reason to hate on women who tweet random stuff.

There's not even any political aspect here. How is this even taken seriously?

AhabMcStumpy · 2020-11-04T11:04:36+00:00

The obvious answer is for everyone to just fuck silicone.

Go forth. Be happy.

Finessetheboy · 2020-11-04T09:36:10+00:00

These are both funny

luriso · 2020-11-04T11:51:25+00:00

Oh yea? Well if I sit down and make an opening towards the gooch by slightly spreading my legs. I can make my dick vibrate when I fart. Checkmate

2020-11-04T13:04:07+00:00

hill aurious.

deathByAlgebra · 2020-11-04T14:36:47+00:00

Don't vibrate?! With Parkinson's disease and Viagra anything is possible!

Shyaku · 2020-11-04T12:45:46+00:00

If you think a good vibrator is the same as a good fleshlight, you need to try some more vibrators, men's sex toys need more innovation

jakethedumbmistake · 2020-11-04T12:00:03+00:00

A month, 1.5 mil a month.

RadioactiveCorndog · 2020-11-04T12:08:17+00:00

On a different note, I would be surprised if a pocket pussy that cries has never existed.

RoscoMan1 · 2020-11-04T12:14:49+00:00

A month, 1.5 mil a month.

Haggerstonian · 2020-11-04T13:54:39+00:00

A month, 1.5 mil a month.

QuarantineSucksALot · 2020-11-04T14:24:12+00:00

B R A Z Z E R S

Haggerstonian · 2020-11-04T14:29:51+00:00

A month, 1.5 mil a month.

anunkneemouse · 2020-11-04T10:36:33+00:00

Idk I'm alright with being used as a vanilla sex toy. I'm also alright with being used as a murky wretched taboo kink sex toy. I'm a man of simple yet varied means

aguadovimeiro · 2020-11-04T12:15:44+00:00

This is fake as fuck.

There is a gigantic difference between the text above and his comment, color and even font.

xlkslb_ccdtks · 2020-11-04T14:14:06+00:00

The fact that the first thing that comes to his mind when he thinks of women is "crying" says a lot about him...

nine9ten10 · 2020-11-04T10:22:57+00:00

Cries in coffin

shaker7 · 2020-11-04T10:30:38+00:00

Oof LMAO

CheapOpposite · 2020-11-04T10:32:34+00:00

Non binary is custom made

ikbman · 2020-11-04T11:55:18+00:00

Lotta fragile male egos in this thread lmao

_meagan_ · 2020-11-04T13:53:21+00:00

I love it how men get so upset over women making jokes men have been making for centuries.

Memphisrexjr · 2020-11-04T10:59:02+00:00

whatever repost.

ThePoolManCometh · 2020-11-04T11:46:22+00:00

This sub is the lowest form of comedy I stg

NeoliberalsBTFO · 2020-11-04T12:57:39+00:00

Ah the classic, worse version of the joke that targets women postt. Truly epic le sir. Lol fucking losers

lordberric · 2020-11-04T11:33:40+00:00

Jesus christ so straight people all just hate each other then?

g00s3y · 2020-11-04T12:30:55+00:00

Sounds like the thing a guy would say who exclusively uses a fleshlight, because no woman wants to fuck them.

d_snizzy · 2020-11-04T12:12:33+00:00

This sub is so pathetic, how does it even get to /r/all

Title	A little objectification
Author	MrGross1130
Upvotes	13637
Comments	230
Date	November 4, 2020 9:14 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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