A Guide on Shagging: How to Perform Well in The Sack

Preface: I don't claim to be a Sex God, but I've never had any complaints in the bedroom. This is what works well for me. Please feel free to disagree and/or share your ideas in the comments.

So you've managed to get a girl into your bed. Congratulations, the hard part is over. She's in your bed, if she's not autistic then she knows what's about to go down. You've already done 95% of the work, the remaining 5% is the easy part, and, with some practice, can almost be distilled into an exact science.

Foreplay:

You wouldn't walk into the gym on leg day and immediately whack on three plates either side and jump straight into squatting, would you? You might just permanently fuck your knees and split your ass asunder. You need to warm up first before you start squatting your working weight. Similarly, you wouldn't immediately dive dick-first into a pussy that hasn't been equally warmed up. Foreplay is paramount when it comes to fucking girls, and, in my opinion, is more important than actual penetration when it comes to pleasuring her. Unless you're Peter North or your dick was crafted by Zeus himself, you aren't likely you make a girl cum with penetration alone, she'll need other forms of stimulation. Though these girls do exist, they are rare, and I haven't encountered many myself.

Escalation:

During foreplay, you need to progressively escalate. Other dudes out there might have their own methods of escalating, but here's mine that hasn't failed me yet: as a general rule of thumb, you want to work your way down through this list beginning with 1. Kissing 2. Touching 3. Fingering/rubbing 4. Actually putting your dick inside her.

Kissing:

The easy part. Can be tricky at first, but you should have enough experience at this already. If you don't have a lot of practice, try kissing girls at nightclubs, they give them out like candy. Sometimes it's as simple as getting close to a girl on the dancefloor at a club, looking into her eyes (you'll know by the look in her eyes if you've got the green light) and just going for it. If you get rejected, fuck it, regroup and try another girl later in the night.

Now, back to the girl we have in our bed. Start slow, don't immediately thrust your tongue down her throat like you're eagerly trying to finish off a Cornetto on a hot summer's day. A few kisses at first before putting your tongue in her mouth will suffice, she should reciprocate. You're not trying to wrestle her tongue with yours so don't be overly aggressive, but also don't be too gentle. Find the sweet spot and ramp it up as the atmosphere intensifies.

Touching:

By now you should also be touching her neck or the back of her head, pulling her closer. Work your way down, slowly, to her lower back or ass, the choice is yours. If you're side to side, pull her into you. If you're on top, let her feel your cock against her so she knows what's about to go down. If she's on top and shes eager, she might start grinding on you. At this point, start to feel her pussy through her pants, even leave your hand on her there for a few moments whilst you both kiss before you proceed. She'll likely reciprocate by grabbing at your dick through your pants. Onto the next phase.

Fingering/rubbing:

This is your bread and butter, your go-to tool, so utilise it well. This is what separates the boys from the men, penetration is the easy part, fingering takes skill. -Sidenote, one of my friends during my teenage years we all used to call 'fingers' because without-fail he would always manage to finger a girl at a party, and oftentimes he would only finger the girl and not fuck her, it was like his speciality.

So you're both kissing and groping each other, your hand is on her pussy, now its time for her pants to come off (if they haven't already). Start pulling them down and she'll more than likely help you and just take them off herself. It's best to start rubbing her clit first before you finger her (Clitoris? Never heard of that Pokemon.). As with kissing, its best to find a happy medium here. You aren't trying to sand her clit into dust, nor are you gently caressing your little brother's pet hamster. Use your ring finger and middle finger, find the right pressure and start with a circular motion, don't go up and down (I was fortunate enough at a young age to have ex-LTRs teach me the proper motion, and girls are typically more the same than they are different. If you're completely fucking it up then ideally she'll let you know). Start slow and build up to a steady pace and rhythm, then keep this consistent throughout. Oftentimes you can make a girl cum already here if you master the tempo and rhythm. Remember, girl's aren't like us, and they actually enjoy penetration more after they've already came, and they can just come again anyway.

Time to loosen her up a bit. Following the same principle as we have been throughout, start slow. Start with one finger, then add another. If for some reason it feels like you're throwing a hotdog down an alley still, add another (these should be your middle, ring, and index fingers, respectively), or perhaps reconsider whether you really want to enter the tomb of a thousand Chad-cocks (you might hear their trapped ghosts echoing from her cervix). If you really want to, you can try and make her cum through rubbing and/or fingering before you fuck her. We've been over how to make a girl cum through rubbing her clit, but you can also make her cum by fingering her in the right spot. A girl's G-spot is around two knuckles deep and underneath her pubic bone. You can stimulate it by doing a 'come here' motion with your fingers in a consistent rhythm, it'll even make some girls squirt (though I don't recommend this unless you're into golden showers). BONUS: you'll also get a sweet forearm pump whilst doing this, Popeye.

The Deed:

Actually putting your dick inside her:

Time for the main event (for you at least). This is what we've all been waiting for, right? If you've already made her cum through foreplay then you don't actually have to worry too much about this part here, but obviously every guy wants to put on a good performance. If you follow the steps provided up to here then this should be the easy part. As long as you don't throw the match by cumming in less than 30 seconds, then you're about to hit a home run.

First things first: don't be silly, wrap your willy. You should always keep condoms by your bed (if you're in your bed) or in your wallet if you've been on a night out and this is a ONS or if you're at her place. At this point, get it out and put it on (for the love of god). A lot of you might be into raw dogging girls first time and think your pull out game to be strong, however, I don't care if it is, this isn't just about not planting your seed inside her. STDs are legit and do happen, you don't know how many other dudes have raw dogged this girl before now. If this girl is a plate and you've fucked several times before this AND she's on birth control AND you know you're both clean (get yourself checked at a sexual health clinic AT LEAST twice a year) then you can dive in raw. I'll be the first to admit, fucking a girl raw is undoubtedly better than doing it while having some tight piece of elasticated plastic have a choke-hold on your dick. But it is absolutely not worth the risk if you do not know the girl properly. And, as a bonus, a johnny will make it easier for you to last longer.

Like I said, penetration is the easy part, it's all in the hips. Just go with the flow and gauge her reaction, but always fuck her hard (slow sex is for 'lovemaking' between orthodox Christian couples who have been celibate their whole existence. You don't really want to make love to this broad, do you?). You can speed up and slow down but at least keep a consistent rhythm for extended periods of time, it's better for her this way. I've also never encountered a girl that didn't like to be chocked, spanked or have her hair pulled, but just be careful with this one on your first encounter, probably best to leave this one out for now (MeToo and all). If it gets too much for you and you feel like you're going to cum but don't want to yet, slow it down and distract yourself. Try doing maths problems in your head, seriously, this actually works. Or, if you were currently undergoing a 'Netflix n Chill' session prior to this, just watch whatever's on the TV, but only if you're in doggy or a position where she can't see your face because she'll get offended if she thinks you're distracted and not into it (call me beta for this if you like, but trust me, it'll kill the vibe). Seriously, you can fuck girls extra hard and not have to worry about cumming if your mind is distracted whilst your dick does the work for you. That being said, we're obviously here because we enjoy having sex and want to have a good time whilst doing it, otherwise what the fuck are we all really on this sub for? So go ahead, you've done the hard part anyway, enjoy yourself and use this tactic only when you need it. Go at it at least >15 minutes and then from there on you can decide when you want to cum. Change positions every now and again. I'll do a separate post on positions and The Sex God Method [book] if this post gets any traction, as it's already long enough.

Boom, your job is done, give yourself a pat on the back, but maybe not on the parts she's just torn up (not every girl will fuck up your back whilst you fuck them, but many will. If you look like you've been mauled by a harpy afterwards, it's a sure sign of a job well done. Wear your battle scars with honour, soldier).

BONUS:

It's a cliche, but size really doesn't matter, unless you have a micropenis, in which case I am sorry to hear about that bro, maybe just become a master at fingering and oral. "It's not about the size of the wave, it's about the motion of the ocean". "I've got a small dick but hips like thunder" - one of my friends, really. As someone once said in this sub, the first time is for her (show her what you've got, make her come back for more) and the rest are for you. Put on a fantastic first performance and the coach will always put you in the game. First impressions count, fellas.

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Thank you for reading,

-N