Summary: Friends girlfriend spills the beans about what she actually thinks about him and still celebrates Valentines Day with her.

Body

Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle. To be honest, I never truly believed that "Blue-Pill men" actually existed, but it turns out I was completely wrong.

Saturday night rolls around and I am hanging out with my friend Scott. We start shooting the shit, talk about life, roll up a spliff, just chilling. He then goes on about his current girlfriend (who is 18 and has already become an alcoholic) and how he needs to talk to me about something. Apparently, a few nights prior, she got black out drunk and ended up spending the night at one of her male friends house and then, that morning, told him that she was doing the guys dishes.... Yea, your on-screen text is working just fine.

As soon as I hear this I immediately tell him to get rid of her, remove her from all phone/social media links back to him and discontinue contact with her. I flat out tell him "She cheated on you. Now do something about it" He agrees and pretty much says "Fuck that bitch bro" I give him a high 5 and continue on with our conversation. However, It did not end there.

The next day (Valentines Day Eve) he comes back over looking very distraught and forlorn. I ask him what's the trouble and he replies with this: "I don't think she loves me anymore man. Last night she got wasted and ended up back in my bed. She told me to my face that she's basically using me for my food, my weed, my house and for sex bro." Once again I reiterate "Get rid of her man"

He starts crying and says "Me and her are soul mates, we were even born on the same day..." Jesus, the oneitis with this guy is beyond the fucking scale. I honestly can't take his crying anymore and do what Don Corleone does best. I don't slap him but I get in his face, shake him around by his shoulders, and pretty much tell him he's acting like bitch. I tell him that she disrespected him in his own bed and needs to do something about it, especially her whole "drunken escapade" the previous nights ago.

After we talk and he calms down, I shit you not, this is what his plan was. He tells me that he has a plan to "make her love me again". On Valentines Day he's going to get a ukulele for her (because she's Hawaiian) and plan a picnic on the beach. His beta-levels are over 9000. I'll be updating when I see what happens next.

Lessons Learned

  • If she says she ended up drunk at one of her guy's friends house, she cheated on you. NEXT

  • Women are especially good at manipulating through emotions. Maintain frame and never let your guard down.

Update His picnic at the beach was a colossal failure. As soon as he surprised her with her gift and the picnic, she told him that she did cheat. He cried then she cried and then dumped him on the spot with the whole "Its not you, its me" bull shit.

Update #2 Apparently I'm the asshole now because I brought up everything she did and nobody wanted to believe me and now all her friends are telling me how that wasn't "polite" to talk about her personal details with her boyfriend....