Summary:

Man hears his gf prostitutes herself. But they weren't exclusive. He's manipulated by his gf and emasculated by his subreddit of choice

Post: Oh man, this is funny.

On the left, a man struck by a mysterious force. On the right, a woman prostituting for money.

Our referee today is a strong, woman-empowering, sex-friendly sub.

Let's begin.

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I met this girl, Laura, 8 months ago at a party.

How else?

She's that great kind of crazy, a whir of energy and fun and always happy and smiling.

You know. The easy fuck you find in a party.

I asked her out and she turned me down but offered friendship. I accepted.

Oman

She's a magnetic force. You know one of those people that might be kind of magic? Two months of friendship later, we hook up after $2 drink night.

'Nuff said.

She wakes up, kicks me out, says she's sorry, we made a mistake.

Ooooboi

Sleeping with her made me like her more (right?) but I was a little hurt by her abrupt change in feelings. I text her later that night, asking to meet up. A long conversation later, we agree to date romantically, but she was pretty insistent it not be sexually exclusive. I guessed that meant she doesn't like monogamy and I was hesitant but also intrigued.

I don't feel the need to explain why this guy dug his own grave.

Ive been stupid happy for the last six months. She's the BEST girlfriend I have ever had. She might be the best person I have ever met. She's an occupational therapist that works with special needs kids and in her free time she volunteers and advocates for people with special needs. I've learned so much from her.

He's saying she's the best gf he has ever meet but he has to resort to the "special kids" card.

I've brought up the non-monogamy a couple times. I'm really curious if she's sleeping with someone else or if maybe I'm the other guy. She just smiled and told me that we didn't need to exchange the details. We use protection.

Pathetic.

She is giving sexual services for money. Therefore, she isn't going to say shit about it.

I knew she gave massages on the side. Being an LMT is part of her job and private massage pays pretty well (where her job does not). I teased her about it when we first met, oooooh, free massages! and she shut it down, fast. I get that. It was stupid of me to say. She was weird about talking about her massage job. She'd change the subject fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlF79D0iHaI

Ahh, the old Jenny.

By the way, a licenced massage therapist giving sexual favour in exchange for money. I'm not a lawyer, but unless she anounces herself as a parlor...

I found out that she gives release massages in the most humiliating way possible. This asshole I barely know at the gym came up to me and said, "Are you dating Laura? I saw you two at the concert." I told him we were. He WINKS at me and says, "That girl is GREAT with her hands. Mouth too." I figured they had dated or something but another guy at the gym that I am kinda friends with told me the asshole guy was telling everyone that would listen that my girlfriend jacks off and sucks off guys for money.

I'd laugh at you too. I would keep the thing private but i'd laugh at you.

And this asshole told what his gf was doing. You got lucky.

Of course I had a long conversation about this with Laura. I wish she had told me herself. I actually totally get why she does it, 3 massages a week allows her to pay bills and not stress over money. She goes to their houses and it's arranged through some agency. She didn't want to talk about it initially, but she finally told me. She swears she doesn't have p-in-v/a sex, she doesn't use her mouth, only her hands. She wears gloves when she does it too.

Akka she uses a prostitution/parlor agency, she sucks cocks and this poor man gets why she is doing it.

I get it too. Easy money doing what you love. For me, it's working. For her, sucking.

She was really upset and it killed me to see her like that. I was pretty harsh when I confronted her. She told me that's why she's so hesitant to get into relationships, because she actually is monogamous by nature and doesn't want to feel bad about this other 'job'. She also said she would not quit for a relationship or a guy. She'll quit when she wants to quit.

It killed him to see her upset. Ohhh the love. Ain't that shit beautiful?

Remember, she is monogamous and would rather suck cocks for easy living than having a relationship. That's why she lied. She'll quit when the ol' thirties hit.

I'ts been a couple days and I've gotten over the shock of it all. I guess it wasn't cheating but I feel cheated. I feel cheated out of the greatest relationship I've ever known. Laura wakes me up with head and makes me breakfast in bed. She treats me like a king. She's rational and not like any other girl I've ever dated. She's fucking gorgeous. She's so understanding and kind. I'm rambling. But Im a mess. I'm pretty sure I love this girl and she's basically a prostitute.

Yes, she is a prostitute. Yes, she is different. No, she's not rational.

Do you wanna see what they have to say about a prostitute hidding her job?

I wrote this post 3 times so i won't waste more time, go yourself. But i'll quote some.

40 points 3 hours ago Hell yeah dude. Stick with her. You love her, she's gorgeous, and she's a masseuse. As far as the funny business, most women jerk dudes off for free. She's gonna jerk her way into a down payment on your first house together. We're all prostitutes. She's just a little more hands-on, dig?

11 points an hour ago So, would it be different if she were giving handies for free? What exactly is the problem here, the non-monogamy or the money exchange? If you can only accept monogamy and consider paid sex to be cheating, then you are incompatible. If you are ok with non-monogamy but only if she does it for free, then you are a hypocrite. Combined with the list of things you like about her are all things that benefit you, I'd say you are an immature hypocrite. As long as her job isn't interfereing with your morning head, I think you should chill out.

13 points an hour ago She's saying she prefers having a job that pays her bills. She can't just up and quit. This is how she supports herself. Shit, I'm in pretty much the exact position that OP's girlfriend is in, and while I would love to quit stripping and get a regular 9-5 job, there really aren't many out there that would pay as well as stripping does and let me stay in grad school all at once. Yes, what she does might be a deal-breaker for OP, and he has every right to break up with her over it if that's the case, but don't try to make it about her being selfish. Everyone has to pay the bills.

OP, all massage therapists touch 95% of the human body. Your GF touches 100% of the human body. If she is safe, who cares? [–] 11 points 2 hours ago Would you be ok with your SO 'relieving' people this way for money though... [–] 4 points 2 hours ago Yes. 10 points an hour ag [– Well then you are in the extreme minority. -1 points an hour ag [–] You lack something deep inside that most people have. 4 points an hour ago [–] ▲ yep, like insecurities.

Lessons earned: Don't date a prostitute.

Not really. Select a correct woman or don't LTR

TL;DR: In 2015, you're insecure if you don't want your gf to fuck guys for money.

Gotta love this sex-friendly society.

Edit:

Well, seems i got a ban for this post. Maybe because i said the sub was related to some small mammifers?

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