Beta guy changes his best friends tampon, literally.

HappyScribe · 2016-04-19T01:11:16+00:00

You've got to be fucking kidding me...

Swissies · 2016-04-19T01:32:04+00:00

I saw this on r:relationships and died laughing. That place is honestly my favourite sub

Auphor_Phaksache · 2016-04-19T03:27:25+00:00

Why is he being down voted? That's so nice. The nicest thing anyone has ever done. For him to look at the female body and not sexualize it? It's so incredible... # HusbandGoals

bigdickedtyrone · 2016-04-19T01:54:49+00:00

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TurduckenII · 2016-04-19T02:56:45+00:00

Chicks bleed through all the damn time, especially if they were too drunk to notice. They wash their clothes and are done with it. They're WAY more comfortable with that than with a guy cleaning and pampering their nethers while they're unconscious.

landon042 · 2016-04-19T04:21:53+00:00

the phrase emotional tampon to a new level...

thanks for the entertainment, wish I had popcorn then I'd go browse r / bluepill for laughs LOL

DatYute · 2016-04-19T01:59:30+00:00

I have such a hard time believing this story is true. It probably is, but I literally can't fathom it.

blue_dover · 2016-04-19T01:12:57+00:00

Thank you TRP that I am on this side of the post!
Can't believe I probably would have been that friend before TRP. Oh god - Cringey af

Momo_dollar · 2016-04-19T03:49:16+00:00

That's creepy AF thing to do. Also how is the girl not supposed to wonder if he touched her or anything.

edwardhwhite · 2016-04-19T04:13:58+00:00

LOL. Need a trigger warning if the beta story could cause a life threatening cringe.

scarletspider3 · 2016-04-19T03:25:39+00:00

I'm sorry but I have to agree with the girl here. He did go a little too far. It is some beta shit to go that far to clean up her bloody mess and all, but he can't just remove a girl's underware that he hasn't fucked prior. It also is some nasty shit if he also would it to his sisters.

redpillnexus · 2016-04-19T01:33:03+00:00

He was doing her a favor. It was very chivalrous and honorable of him. /s

michael_wilkins · 2016-04-19T08:39:00+00:00

Haha he's going to get hit with a rape charge and go to jail for this.

Hahahaha fucker didn't even make it worth it.

Imagine when that story comes out in Jail.

tb87670 · 2016-04-19T03:08:09+00:00

Such desperation. He was so afraid of just fucking her that he changed out the tampon. Seriously at that point she is sounding like she would have been happier if he stuffed his dick in there instead of the tampon. Any woman with male friends is a slut keeping them around as backups anyway. I don't feel bad for the idiot.

BlackHeart89 · 2016-04-19T04:52:56+00:00

Bro. This is beyond beta. This being a fucking idiot. Like, I can't even imagine being that drunk. And I've blacked out before.

tallwheel · 2016-04-19T06:49:45+00:00

Sounds like it wasn't a tampon, it was a maxi pad.

DzungAh · 2016-04-19T10:15:56+00:00

ROFLMAO, can you post the OP link?

rushawa20 · 2016-04-19T10:37:55+00:00

Anyone got an archive link for this?

RichieFinn · 2016-04-19T11:15:04+00:00

this isnt even beta this is just fucking creepy as fuck.

nothere_ · 2016-04-19T12:35:48+00:00

Beta Troll or not the chick is justifiably mortified.Thats a no go no matter how desperate one is.

2016-04-19T13:34:17+00:00

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Bloodlives · 2016-04-19T01:35:37+00:00

Unbelievable. Where is the backbone of the Modern male?!!

Entropy-7 · 2016-04-19T10:00:21+00:00

His drunk ass thinks she injured herself and is quick to inspect the wound.

And it was a nasty gash!

What if she had shit herself? What about puked all over herself? Caught in the rain and then passed out soaking wet?

I think I will call bullshit on this anecdote, but what is the protocol here?

charlottedhouse · 2016-04-19T10:06:30+00:00

That's not even beta.

That's fucking creepy and invasive.

And how you catch charges.

AzzyMcGee · 2016-04-19T10:20:12+00:00

If I shit my pants and a friend cleaned me up, I would be grateful. Same thing.

MakeEmSayAyy · 2016-04-19T06:45:12+00:00

Haha next time ill let you get septic shock you dumb cunt.

Women are so fucking ungrateful, they could just tell from the "best friend" context that he was beta so they tore him apart.

2016-04-19T09:25:37+00:00

maybe he's fucking gay and didn't see anything sexual or wrong in it.

Lord_Fucker · 2016-04-19T09:29:06+00:00

I'd say the guy is not beta. He is some kind of pervert with period fixation.

Scizzler · 2016-04-19T12:02:51+00:00

Shit from that sub shouldn't even be allowed here. It's literally all bullshit and yet some people here read it all the time. It's like making a post about a book, talking as if it's irl. Stop believing everything you read, it makes you look like a dumb fuck.

KamaCosby · 2016-04-19T14:58:52+00:00

That absolutely HAS to have been written by some guy with a cuck fetish

jasonmiles2014 · 2016-04-19T15:00:26+00:00

Cringed so hard I shit myself.

2016-04-19T15:39:04+00:00

this is obviously not alpha, but it doesn't fit the beta mold either. even a cartoonishly exaggerated version of beta.

beta is usually characterized as wanting women to be your mom. this is literally treating his friend like a baby, and not having the social awareness that this isn't even remotely okay.

there has to be some mental problem involved that prevents this guy from understanding social signals/rules. autism? or maybe he's got some weird ocd and can't handle blood? i dunno, but there's something deeper than this guy just being a pussy.

walking_ape · 2016-04-19T15:53:17+00:00

This is not beta this is borderline crazy. A beta would never dare look at or touch the pussy of his female friend.

sup3r_saiyan · 2016-04-19T16:02:47+00:00

How on earth can a man be friends with a woman? unless she's a tomboy or something. How?

What on earth do you have in common with a woman? you're gonna watch sex and the city with her? shopping? there's no way we can blame the girl in this scenario, clearly we are losing our boys in this society.

Jaereth · 2016-04-19T13:17:13+00:00

Most of the women in the comments were disgusted with him for being such a nice guy.

No they were not. They were disgusted with him for seeing it. He helped himself to that sacred area only reserved for alpha badboys. It has nothing to do with niceness, it has everything to do with he got "farther" than she ever wanted him to because of his SMV. I mean dude was obviously a top tier orbiter to begin with.

This is the same reason girls go ballistic at the PUA conventions and lash out at those dudes who run them. The only thing they are "mortified" about is a guy with too low of a SMV getting any kind of sexual contact with them, and conventions that train guys to deceive them in such a manner are the most abhorrent thing they can think of. Just proves game works in a way. They wouldn't be afraid of it if it didn't work.

getbackdownhere · 2016-04-19T14:58:45+00:00

How the fuck does OP not know what a tampon is?

Title	Beta guy changes his best friends tampon, literally.
Author	BMW1M
Upvotes	102
Comments	71
Date	April 19, 2016 12:59 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4ff3fr/beta_guy_changes_his_best_friends_tampon_literally/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/beta-guy-changes-his-best-friends-tampon-literally.57862 https://theredarchive.com/post/57862

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