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The dating app Bumble recently banned a guy for calling a woman a Golddigging whore. The exchange is linked and is absolutely hilarious. The bitch basically asks what the guy does at the onset of the conversation causing the dude to have what the media is calling a misogynistic abusive rant

I didn't write this essay to trample the gold digger nor to cheer on the brute who failed to bow down to her highness with his tax returns in hand.

No, I want to show the community where HE went wrong.

Bumble is an app where the woman initiates so this bitch was at least curious if not interested. Her quick questions about his career were a shit test. She was trying to file him in her AF or BB bucket. These are the scenarios that unfold with different answers:

What do you do?

I am an Investment Banker at Goldman Sachs. M&A blah blah blah... .

She would perk up thinking I'm taking this sucker for a ride !!

What do you do?

Oh, um...I am looking for new opportunities since my Kale Delivery service went under.. .

She doesn't see confidence or money. Next!

What do you do?

You are a Golddigging Whore!

She would peg this guy as a burned beta not worth her time. He lost frame only because he has not had success with women in the past and this fact turns her off on a visceral level. .

Right answer:

What do you do?

I leap from tall buildings in a single bound OR I just got released from prison yesterday and am waiting on paperwork before I start at the quarry.

No admitting your riches to the golddigger and no tantrums about the unfairness of it all. She is begging you to put her in her place and be the AlphaFucks she always dreamt would sweep her off her feet

Now go make em swoon