”All men are trash!”

Seem familiar? You probably don’t even need a twitter to have heard this feminist phrase before. Often expressed by disgruntled girls who, perhaps you should know, aren’t getting their plumbing rearranged. (We’ll touch on that in a bit too) There is, however, a grain of truth to this.

To start, this phrase, along with feminism itself, is just a massive shit test. Don’t be trash, know within yourself that you aren’t trash, and, with a little awareness of the feminine problem, you’ll be stuck between finding this laughable and having a grain of pity. Because you should know by now you aren’t trash, but the truth is, most men are. Take note of that 1% - 10% of men are getting all the pussy statistic that gets tossed around in the sidebar.

Most guys are simply lost. Most guys are out of shape, lacking any game, dressing like shit, orbiting some bitch, white knighting on twitter all while stroking their neck beards in one hand and dick in the other, or getting rejected by a billion girls because they just send dick pics and expect quality pussy to land in their lap. (The latter sometimes wins some lays, but as stated it’s usually low tier Alaskan trout rivers. Again we’ll touch on that.)

... (unlike those trout rivers; please don’t touch that.)

Most guys aren’t red. Most men aren’t you - you are, or should be, above the low standard rest. Dress nice, cultivate half of a personality, maybe spiced with some dark triad traits, and don’t drink/eat garbage so much that you get a dad bod ass looking beer belly. This isn’t hard, yet it already sets you miles ahead of the competition. Most guys have fallen so far off the path that, even being average, you stand out like a high smv male for just being healthy, in shape, and at least being able to pretend you still have some sanity. As a matter of fact, you don’t necessarily need a mission to do this - you can be living at your mom’s house and still slay by being Captain Mysterious and fucking a girl in in the woods, the car, or at her place, hiding details of your life - you have a mission because you need something more purposeful to fulfill your life with since, once you start having an abundance of pussy, you realize how much of a purposeless pursuit women are since women are trash too.

Wait, what? Seriously?

Indeed.

Let me cut to the chase here. Most people are shit. I know, I know, certainly a cynical statement, but it is the truth. AWALT? Sure. But AMALT? Perhaps APALT is more fitting.

For every neckbeard on twitter, there is a fat harpy who can’t keep cake or dick out of her mouth. For every orbiter, there is a slut. For every poor, ghetto impoverished fuckboy, there is a bitchy e-thot with tattoos, colored hair and piercings all over her body. For every disgruntled incel on 4chinz, there is a disgruntled SJW on Twitter. All in the yin and the yang I suppose.

I really don’t have to repeat much rhetoric for you to know that girls fail just as much to stay in shape, have any sentiment of charming girl game, or acquire any decent commitment to leech off a quality man to build herself. (The latter being the female equivalent of self improvement, I suppose.) Most of these bitches are just as ugly as fuck, and half the time can be just as annoying and charmless; even if you are swooning and fucking her on the regular, she is probably a better shit tester than the she is a charmer. I’ve seen it; I’m quick to toss a girl out because of it too since I go softer than MyPillow™ once this dark, garbage personality comes out. Any hole is not a goal, but that’s just my taste, brother. Perhaps I like the finer holes in life.

Women are completely incapable of realizing this, but they can be unattractive too. What a wasteful tragedy. The end result of this is Clown World; a shit circus of unhappy sluts who give in to the need of dick and will even fuck losers, now whom, having their loser mentality validated by their n count of 1, will continue on with being a bunch of losers thinking it will work again. Hell, some of these guys are virgins but will slut their attention out in exchange for the female attention they are so starved of. Cue the invention of social media.

So where does that leave you, my fellow heros and outlaws? Smoke the competition; being average sets you above the bar already. Take care of your health, learn to laugh at this cosmic shit circus, and focus on your craft, and you are well on your way to that 1% life. Fuck any trash girl you please, and, perhaps if it’s something you desire, maybe even find a charming, cute girl to actually have a tolerable LTR with. There still are some attractive guys out there who are still getting attractive gals. I see you cutiepies out there, no homo. (Well, maybe a little.)

Don’t lose hope; work hard, join the club, and rise above.