Every guy is thirsty so how do we cope the most effectively at making us seem less thirsty?

TL;DR

"That's the real question isn't it?" - u/cynicalsimon

Summary

Good question cynicalsimon. The bbc OKC experiment wasn't so that we could laugh at those desperate guise. It was so that we wouldn't be those guys. We'll look at /u/cynicalsimon 's issues. Please comment if anything was left out.

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• First your perspective. "How do we cope the most effectively at making us seem least thirsty". You're thinking about this from the female perspective - "what do I think she wants". This is particularly shitty because you're a man, so you won't know and would be inclined to go ask them. Then you'd have women telling you what they think they want a nice, kind sensitive man who buys them stuff. You go do this and become a walking doormat, while she sucks off some muscular guy who just winked at her in the alley behind tacobell. only to tell you SHE JUST IS NOT IN THE MOOD ALL YOU WANT IS SEX HER HEAD HURTS SHE CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. Fuck that. Ask instead how do I most effectively become the man who makes women act the most thirsty.

• Second, you ask how do I do that? You download and read this free book somewhat expensive and very secret controversial guide which contains detailed instructions.

• Third, you want the tl;dr version of step 2? Looks something like this: I go lift, so I don't have man boobs that show through my shirts, I eat properly so when I take off the shirt, there's an adonis belt under that. I go talk to women in place where there are no hordes of thirsty men competing for bad prizes (For some reason that's called cold approaching now. Youths nowadays. pfft.) You setup multiple dates quickly to eliminate those who just want to waste your time with pointless and vapid talk.. You read books like the Sex God Method by Daniel Rose, so you aren't clueless if this is the first time you're doing this, or bring your A game to the sack if it isn't. That's it.

Summary

Solve your problems yourself. It's what men do, it's just another part of our privilege as men.

Lessons Learned

• You aren't thirsty when you have options, go create options so you're fine regardless of the outcome.

• Always remember what women consider "thirsty" or creepy becomes highly desirable depending on the value of the man doing it. . Be that man. No, not that one, he's got an international hit on him - the best version of yourself, and do it all for yourself.

That's all.