First, I want to start off this post by saying that I'm incredibly thankful to this subreddit and the awesome people on here. This subreddit has quelled a lot of my self-inflicted bullshit, has helped me move past failure, and has ultimately put me on the road to becoming the best me that I can be. I feel like submitting field reports helps others pull examples from real life situations (It has certainly helped me), so I just want to give back when possible.

Anyways, so it starts like this:

I'm about 5'8 or 5'9, I have a muscular build, I'm about 184 pounds (currently cutting to get 10 percent bf, have about 15 percent right now), and I dress very well now. So I decided to use a couple more recent pictures and recreate my Tinder, one of my roommates did the same.

Fast-forward, I'm getting match after match (caught me off guard), and by employing stoic texting as an approach to Tinder, while also being somewhat witty/sexual to get what I want. I've been pretty successful. The same goes for my club game too. Learning about shit tests and holding frame has been key in all of this, especially in cultivating an IDGAF mentality.

I match with an HB8, she messages first, I can already feel the control I have at this point. One of my openers after introducing myself in person, or even on Tinder is to just simply say "I love white teeth". It catches every female off guard, I swear. I'm usually told "I've never heard that before, thanks"(accompanied with a smile) or I get a "Have you been staring at my mouth this entire time?" and the rest is history.

So by employing this one-liner, I pretty much always get a response, because I imagine that I'm complimenting or at least alluding to a compliment that women haven't heard before, and it seems original? Not sure, doesn't matter, it works.

Fast-forward, I get HB8's number and we agree to meet up. I end up cancelling on her the first time because it was finals week and winter break was coming up, I had other shit to think about, but I tell her "another time". She's bothered by it and replies to me saying "It's alright, you don't seem that interested" and I simply tell her "I'm suggesting another time, chill". She happily replies and about a week or so goes by.

We meet up with her 2 days ago at a bar/restaurant that has awesome food. I tell her last minute "PB at 7:30" and she's there early and grabs a table. I had just finished lifting and showering, had a pump, I have a nice long-sleeved sweater on with slim fit jeans and all of it just shows off the gains. I walk up to her and say "Did I keep you waiting?" With a sly grin on my face. She gives me an extremely perplexing look, and I tell her to get up and give me a hug. She complies. I sit down, and we start talking. All sorts of topics come up, and when she doesn't know what I'm talking about, I continually tease her about the fact that she's from a city with a pop. of 11'000 and she must live under a rock, and other things.(She's constantly smiling and laughing. IOI's everywhere) Cockiness and IDGAF attitude the entire time. Eventually we get our food and beer, and we're finishing up.

She asks:

Her: So what do you want out of this?

Me: Depends

-I'm staring into her eyes playfully at this point-

Her: On what?

Me: Nothing, I don't set expectations

Her: Oh really?

Me: Yeah, but I always get what I want.

-Devilish smile from me ensues-

-she freezes-

Her: Should I take that as a challenge?

Me: No clue what you're talking about

-I lay back in my chair a bit-

Me: You said you hate beer. Something tells me you're basic and you love sweet wine.

Her: Obviously you know me too well

Me: Movies go well with wine

Her: Yeah, they do

Me: I have both at my place

Her: Oh yeah? I don't know if I'll be going there

Me: Yeah you shouldn't. I'm a serial killer and rapist.

-I smirk-

-She smirks-

Me: Let's go

Her: Alright

(Held frame during our interaction and didn't care about resistance. Felt great)

Fast-forward Here is the interesting part...

I have a really nice apartment that I've decorated extremely well. She's amazed and how nice my place is, and how big it is being that I'm a college student (I pay for it all myself, but I have 2 roommates). I eventually get her into my room, and we have a glass or two of wine, but we take a couple shots of vodka too. White chicks is on in the background, and I tell her to turn off the lights

Her: No, you're so bossy

Me: Yeah, you said that earlier

Her: I know, I like it.

Me: I bet you do, now turn off the lights

Her: No, you have to say please (compliance shit test?)

Me: Nah

Her: Then the lights stay on

Me: Interesting

Her: What?

-I grab her and pin her to my bed, and kiss her once-

-I'm staring at her right in the eyes up close-

Her: That's hot

Me: Gonna do what I told you?

Her: Of course.

Fast Forward We're kissing and clothes are coming off, she's crazy into me and tells me that "when you walked up, I immediately felt like we'd be fucking after dinner, as long as you weren't a creep". Confidence boost out the ass I tell you.

Now here's the problem. I've had porn induced ED for awhile and have recently started a reboot (I've been so off and on, up and down, until I was on the subreddit for a month or two). I'm hard and we're gonna fuck, but then right before I put it in, I soften. She's obviously wondering wtf is going on, but I hold frame and stay calm. I tell her that I'm really drunk, and that I want to lay down, but she's more than welcome to have a seat on my face. She listens and does so.

Now this saved my ass. We're 69ing and apparently my oral game is on fucking point. She starts screaming and moaning and trying to pull away from me but I lock her to my face with my arms until she starts shivering. We didn't end up fucking but we 69'd and she got me off, but ultimately I got her off like 3 or 4 times with my mouth and eventually my fingers alone. I eventually pin her down and eat her out again, while calling her every slut name in the book, telling her she's gonna be my own personal fuck toy and shes loving it. She finally tells me

Her: I wanna make you feel even better, but I feel like you hate me

Me: Nah, I want you, it's just alchohol, nerves and other shit.

Her: It's fine, you didn't even fuck me with your dick and you've gotten me off more than any other guy has, you're definitely a man ho

Me: Maybe. (I'm really fucking not lol)

Her: I really want you to fuck me so badly tomorrow morning

We cuddle and go to sleep eventually

Next morning she's extremely affectionate, I have some terrible nausea among other things, and I still couldn't get it up. She ends up just giving me massages, oral and other stuff, but she was just so crazy affectionate.

She asks me if I want her to be my fwb or what I want and who she's competing against, and I tell her "After I actually fuck you, then we'll see". She hangs around for a couple more hours (I'm still nauseated and trying to relax) and then she eventually leaves.

She texts me later asking if we can hang out again soon and she sent me nudes today.

It just drives home that if you lift, hold frame, tease and at least put some effort in sexually, you can still be chad, with ED. This chick made it a mission to get me off in whatever way possible with her mouth (she actually was successful several times) and still is trying to do so.

Now I just need to continue forth with my reboot and possibly pick up some viagra in the meantime, because fuck I was actually kinda pissed lol.

Edit: I had no clue I'd get so many questions on this, I'll answer them all as I have time! Thanks for the support guys, I hope this FR helped a lot of people out.