My friend just posted a status about how her pizza guy (that has flirted with her for months, given free pizzas, you know, your usual trying to buy a girl's attention betaing) who was creepy because he FINALLY asked her for her phone number.

I commented that he wouldn't be creepy if he wasn't a pizza delivery guy and or looked like your standard Hollywood heartthrob.

The response, verbatim :

Possibly... there are exceptions to extreme creepiness...but he was not! He's more like 15yrs older than me, and looks like he's part of a Hall & Oates cover band... And he's Oates, lol.

If creepiness is subjective...

I mean, if a fat girl bought me a drink, I wouldn't call it creepy, regardless of lack of attraction. And if a girl sliced my tires because I said thank you to the drive thru woman, that would be creepy, regardless of hotness.

If you say this, though, you're a reason they need feminism.