2 weeks ago, I was lurking on this subreddit in an attempt to try and restore what was left of my shattered self-esteem.

Backtrack to a month ago, I met this girl through a friend. She was a solid 9, can get any guy at the club she wants, and God had bestowed upon her an ass that I could have never even dreamed of. On the other hand, I’m 24, an average fit yet not so big guy, and I do alright for myself but really struggle with an ego that’s the size of the planet. To the point where I would never approach anyone due to the fear of rejection (I say ego because I’m extremely social and confident when talking to people) To top it all off, she is 3 years older than I’m.

This girl has really enjoyed my ‘friendly’ company as she claimed however, it was in noway only friendly as I got easily hooked on her due to her dirty talks and hints. But little did I know, I was slowly becoming an orbiter.

The day came when I decided to make a move on her after a long night of drinking and me dropping her home. I carried her inside to the house, and at some point I leaned in for a kiss, which was returned! However the next day I woke up to her telling me that she does not want to lose me as a friend. I’m super realistic and logical so I instantly knew I was being friend zoned. It got very obvious that she has already seen me as this nice friend who takes her out and gets her around town.

I was completely shattered for a couple of days until, I decided that it was time to turn the fucking tables around. I took her out on the third day just like I usually do with any friend. But this time, I made sure we go by what she wanted. “Friends”.

I learned so many things from this subreddit by simply reading and applying subconsciously.

Her: “Can I play music?” Me: “Can my ears not bleed today? She started laughing

Her: “Where are we going?” Me: “I’ll think and decide” She loved not making decisions

Me: “Damn look at that girls ass, too crazy” Her: “I’d say I have a better ass” Me: “I can’t judge what I don’t touch but, whatever floats your boat”

This attitude went on for a good week and a half or two.

One night when we went out with a group of our friends, she started being very touchy while we were dancing so, I moved her away and said: “Considering our friend contract, I think that we should maintain a meter distance between us. I don’t dance dirty with my girlfriends” She went nuts here and completely denied agreeing on a ‘friend’ contract, so I pointed out that once you friendzone me, don’t ever think of undoing it.

I was supposed to be posting this 3 days ago. But I have been so busy, aggressively fucking that cow girl, I didn’t get the time todo so.

So to all my people getting rejected out there. Rejection is losing a battle, not the war.

Tldr; Got rejected and climbed right the fuck out of that friendzone.