Hey all. I'm cranking out a quick note from a text conversation I just had with my regular girl, the redhead.

Earlier in the week, I told her to plan on sleeping over Saturday night (tomorrow), which she eagerly agreed to. A little too eager, however, because she kept trying to bump up the schedule and spend more time over at my place. Now, I don't mind her being over for more than one day/night because when she comes over, she brings groceries, she cleans the place, I give her cooking lessons, and we can catch up on some tv shows we both watch. But I like to keep the schedule on my terms, and the way she went about trying to change that was a pretty obvious shit test. So naturally, I kept the sleepover planned for Saturday, as previously scheduled.

Today, I decided (motivated by general horniness) that I'd bump it up to tonight. She's shopping anyway, so I told her to bring some items over and meet me before I head out for my dojo tonight, and sleep over afterwards. Here's the text conversation we just had, with my notes.

(after conversation about groceries)

_whistler: Bring your stuff, you're staying the night

redhead: No, it's okay. You don't want me over there until tomorrow. It's okay.

Shit test. Obviously she's feeling butthurt I vetoed her own suggestion for bumping up the schedule.

_whistler: Bring your stuff

redhead: Okay.

redhead: I won't make it by [time we talked about before]

_whistler: Then I'll see you after the dojo tonight

redhead: Are you sure??

This is one of her favorite little shit tests, the 'Are you sure?' move. Actually many girls seem to like this one, because it's an insidious way of having you argue with the girl about how much you want to see her. I generally ignore it and figure she can take that as a yes or a no, I'll see what happens. Tonight I'm gonna be super horny from getting hit in the face for two hours, though, so I want to ensure her attendance. How to respond?

_whistler: Be showered and shaved. Panties, no bra, tight shirt. Pigtails. You know what's gonna happen.

[after long pause] redhead: Yes, sir.

She only calls me 'sir' when her panties are dripping. Objective accomplished.