I'm finding this whole thing so fucking hilarious, I had to write it down.

There's this girl I work with sometimes - people think she's fucking stunning, and admittedly she is. She's got this whole hippy-thing going on, great bone structure and weirdly, a pretty sexy voice (which is pretty rare I find).

Some guys at work are actually intimidated to talk to her, but I've never experienced that. Those same guys though, are beta as all hell, though it's only through this sub that I've learned to identify them through that lens.

I haven't hit on this girl once. If anything, I've been hard as hell on her. She made one minor fuck up this week and I called her out on it (because it directly impacted my work) - she got all flustered, stammering excuses - before I bluntly and directly told her to never ever do it again. I wasn't angry or mad - hell, I consider her a friend - but she needed to be told.

Later, because I could tell she was still nervous after being called out, I sat her down to teach her how to do something properly. As we sat down, her eyes went a little wider - and hilariously, I could immediately tell she needed to go to the bathroom. So I told her to go, hurry up, and I'd grab a coffee while I waited. She ran off and another girl who was sat nearby just went "Wow... that was very, fatherly..." Fucking hilarious. Women want to be told what to do, even apparently, when they're allowed to go to the fucking bathroom.

Next day, I get a text from the first girl asking if I want to go for coffee. It's the clearest, most recent example I can think of that proves everything I've read on this sub. This girl's a hippy, a feminist - and yet she's obviously drawn to men who tell her what to do and when to do it.

This is all probably quite badly written and I'm not articulating myself well (writing isn't my strongest area) but the whole thing has just had me in stitches, really.

TLDR; Talked down to a co-worker, ordered her around, told her when she was allowed to go to the bathroom and treated her like a complete child - she's now desperate to go on a date with me. This shit is truth.