Schrödinger’s Girlfriend
“Girls are never single, girls are never in relationships.”
-From, “The Sayings of Chairman Zatizev”
Girls fuck like we eat sandwiches. That option is always available to them. BBQ chicken with cheddar and bacon? Nah, a Reuben today. Oh, wait, I changed my mind. I’ll have a BLT. It’s that easy for them. They walk around with a box between their legs that grants wishes.
As I have written before, to you, it’s a precious commodity; to them it’s a universally accepted form of payment. A woman with a sex drive like a man can sate that, at will, every night of the week. She can hold out on you, because, for her, sex is always on the table.
Yeah, I know. It’s a bit depressing. If we were women we’d buy vibrators and never leave the house. I would fuckin 100% do that. But I’m glad I’m a dude, and a High Gas dude at that. Why? Because we literally can do everything else. And that has value. So once you pull your head out of your ass and make something of yourself, women will be lining up to give you pussy.
So that brings us to Schrödinger’s Girlfriend.
Girls Are Never Single
There is always (or nearly always) a guy they are (a) fucking, (b) they want to fuck, and/or (c) they are currently withholding sex from, but are fucking. And that can change at any moment. You might bang them on Thursday and think things are great, only to have them ghost you. You pore over your text messages to see where you went wrong.
Don’t. It’s not about you. Her ex pinged her and wanted a second chance. Or you were a revenge fuck to make things “even” with her cheating boyfriend. Or the Chad she was chasing had and opening. Don’t torture yourself. Be happy you hit and move on.
Girls Are Never in Relationships
For the right guy, girls are always single. You know you have them when they aren’t playing games because they can’t afford to play games and risk you walking away. This is a version of the ‘Fuck YEAH!’ girl. Hypergamy is a cruel master. If you’re a reach for her, she can’t miss out.
Which guy do you want to be?
Further Reading:
Fitness, Finances, Fun, Fucking
-The Four Fs You Need to Know for the Future.
Women Are For Sex – The Sexual Marketplace in ‘Current Year’
-The State of Intersexual Dynamics and Your Path Forward.
"Women are a Lagging Indicator" or "If You Build It, They Will Come"
-Fuck Bitches, Stack Paper.
She Wants You To be Better Than She Is
-Women want Winners.
Become the Prize
-Master your life. Become the Prize.
You Never Stop Competing
-Life is About the Struggle. Here's What You Need to Know to Win.
Approach Anxiety: Faint Heart Never Fucked Fair Lady
-Because Really, Faint Heart Never Fucked Fair Lady.
Abundance Mentality - Why It's Good For You.
-If You Really Want To Know, Go And Build It.
Uncle Vasya’s Guide to Outcome Independence or Welcome to Level 99 DGAF
-How to Rock Out With Your Cock Out.
Confidence Above All
-Don't fall into the beta trap.
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