This post is for all of you dudes making excuses not to approach women. Don't worry, we all do it. "I'm too tired right now." "I don't approach at the gym, its a sacred place." "Blah blah, I'm a pussy, blah blah."

To fight this urge I have come up with three easy rules to gauge whether or not you are just making excuses.

1. NO FATTIES

This seems obvious at first, but it actually isn't as straight forward as you think. Identifying fatties is "all about that face." Let's face it fellas, most chicks you are going to fuck aren't going to have gym perfected flat stomachs. So, where do we draw the line?

Girls can have some extra fat on their body, but the easiest way to tell if there is too much fat there is in her jaw line. If her face is puffing up its because she has been stuffing it with too many cupcakes.

For most guys this is an obvious rule and your natural instincts will simply let you know she isn't attractive and you won't even notice her, but don't let the booze or the lack of pussy pull you into going for these unhealthy bitches.

Rule Number One: No Fatties

2. No CoWorkers

This is easy. Do you work with her? Yes? Then she is off limits. Don't mess around with your lively hood, it is stupid. Now, if you are 19 working at a fucking Buffalo Wild Wings then sure, the risk is rather low, but it's still not good to get into the habit of fucking coworkers.

There is one more piece to this pie though. Just because Susan in HR's sister doesn't technically work with you doesn't mean you should pursue that ass no matter how juicy it is. That relationship could, and probably will, negatively effect your job and that is not something you want to jump into.

Rule Number Two: No Coworkers

3. No Chicks with Kids

This shit should turn us men off almost as quick as the fatties but it's more dangerous because it isn't revealed until later. It is in our instincts not to fuck around with a woman who already has kids, and it is for your own good.

The women with kids are probably crazy and damaged, and chances are she wasn't even that hot to begin with. Having kids just made her go from fuckable to unfuckable in a matter of seconds.

All that being said, this is the only breakable rule. If the chick is smoking hot and she is already into you, fuck her and deal with the crazy later. No reason not to fuck and run, just make sure to your wrap your dick and wrap it well.

Rule Number Three: No Chicks with Kids

Conclusion

If you see a chick who passes your fuckable/unfuckable test, she isn't a fatty, isn't a coworker, and doesn't have kids then you have no reason not to try. Stop being a pussy, stop making excuses, stop being afraid to fail and just talk to her.

Any excuse other than these three is simply you being a scared little bitch. And yes, even your "high standards" is a bull shit excuse. If she can get your dick hard you can fuck her. You're not a woman, you don't gain social standing through who you fuck but simply how many you can fuck.

As Gavin McInnes said, "You should fuck 8s if you can, you should definitely be seen with 8s, but my experience has been you don't beat off about them in later years, you beat off about the 5s and the 6s because you could do anything to them. You could sit on their face. They would do stuff like put their finger in your bottom. You'd fuck them like 8 or 9 times over the course of 24 hours...Definitely shoot for 8s, but be sure to pepper your resume with a massive blanket of 5s and 6s."

Edit: Most of you have seemed to miss the point of this post.

I see there is a lot of discussion about disagreeing with a rule or adding other rules like no wives/gf of close friends, no taken girls, or expanding the second rule. The rules might vary slightly for people but my point is that you should have a simple list that prevents you from making up on the spot excuses not to approach. If I think the chick is attractive and she doesn't break any of these three rules then I have no excuse not to approach or escalate.

Make your own three or four if you need to, but have them solidified so you know when you are just being a pussy and when you have a legitimate reason not to go for it.