ULTIMATE LOOKSMAXING GUIDE

anonswede · 2017-09-30T13:55:11+00:00

Lift

Shower

Wash your face, brush your teeth

Moisturize

Properly fitted clothes

Done.

Framefame · 2017-09-30T13:41:52+00:00

This would actually have some good advice if it wasn't coated in a thick layer of blackpillcel shit

wbm1 · 2017-09-30T16:04:52+00:00

"If you have light brown, brown or blond eyelashes, buy a light weight mascara and apply it lightly. If you have the money, you can also consider buying some high end ice blue contact lenses."

Fuck outta here

heyimjason · 2017-09-30T13:40:51+00:00

Half the women I know don't even obsess over their looks that much.

cuntfuckercunt · 2017-09-30T13:53:45+00:00

There's some ridiculous advice here. Chewing gum for a stronger jaw? How does this contribute to 'looksmaxing' as you put it? Chewing gum ain't gonna do shit for your appearance.

Mascara? Plucking your eyebrows? Recommending surgery? Layering your face in chemicals every morning and night? This some obsessive and unhealthy shit.

wepoiugfharopghagr · 2017-09-30T14:43:16+00:00

WARNING: if your rating is equal or below to 4, this means that you have major facial asymmetry or too many bad features. In this case, this guide will not be of any help to you and it will just result in a major cope.

You already lost a lot of credibility with that nonsense.

Something tells me that although there are many good snippets of advice, you are seriously over-obsessing on appearance. And I'm aware the post is titled 'LOOKSMAXING GUIDE'.

Going to the gym, buying nicely fitting clothes, grooming; fair enough, but dude: colored contact lenses, mascara, obsessively chewing gum for that jawline, even considering surgery to improve looks (advice directed towards > 4/10, the others have already stopped reading after the first paragraph) is borderline neurotic by all means.

I'm not telling you how you should look or how much time you should invest in it, but you create the impression that ones appearance has to be on point 100% in order to game, and from what I can see, your attitude can not be healthy. With all due respect, please consider the possibility that looks don't matter as much as you thought until now.

Red_Faust · 2017-09-30T13:44:53+00:00

Thanks for the guide, it's very thorough.

This is one of the times when I miss photos. This would make for an awesome blog post with pictures (maybe at trp.red you can do that?).

I've heard wonders about philips zoom teeth whitening, anyone has tried it?

nyamiraman · 2017-09-30T17:57:55+00:00

Drinking more water alone will make you look much healthier and fresher.Add a regular sleep schedule and balanced diet and you're most likely better looking than you were before.Your post seems well intentioned,but this mostly validation seeking bullshit that will make you look like you belong in a Barbie doll house.

Entropy-7 · 2017-09-30T18:21:14+00:00

Hair - the stuff on your head as well as the stuff on your face - is an art rather than a science. Too many guys (and girls) do it wrong.

You want a haircut that "frames" your face. If you are a fat fuck then you want a trim line; if you have a skinny face then add some bulk.

The beard is about 1) covering facial problems and 2) compensating for a weak chin and 3) balancing out the whole hair equation.

You can use sulpher or glycirin soap or Oxywash or whatever but if your face remains pimple-infested or pock marked you either have to own it (Edward James Olmos, anyone?) grow a beard.

A beard makes your chin look bigger.

For me, I decided at age 30 that it was better to be bald rather than balding so I shaved my head. However, I sport a van dyke to avoid looking like a cue ball. (About once a year or so people say "Bruce Willis" which I consider an unjustified compliment.)

Red_Faust · 2017-09-30T14:43:48+00:00

As of lately we've seen a surge of post around here telling people to develop a thick skin and hold frame through the shit shooting that is this sub. As in, if you can't hold men's shit test, how are you going to handle women's?

I want to make the case to the mods and ECs that this is not really the case.

This post is:

On topic (rule 0)
Non-trivial
Well researched (at least on the parts I know about, ofc as it has a lot of content)
Practical, useful
Has a lot of info (any sensible non-aspie person could take something of value out of it while ignoring the parts he doesn't like)

The responses:

This is obsessing over looks
"I hope you're kidding"
"This is coated in a thick layer of blackpillcell shit"
"There's some ridiculous advice here"
"Get the fuck outta here"

This is not shit testing. This is griefing. The OP is handling these rather well (commendable) but I'm seeing this more and more around here (and would be surprised if there are not at least a couple griefing replies to this comment).

And this has nothing to do with half-assed posts with bro-science that are debunked with arguments. These attacks range from straw men to direct ad hominems.

Anonimity on the internet makes the bulk of men behave as whimsically as girls in a disco. No, wait, even worse, because rejection is common but rude bitchiness is not as common in discos as what I've seen here.

Why? It takes much more time to OP to write the post than to a random commenter to make a disrespectful remark (as it takes more courage to your common disco guy to approach a girl than it takes her to rudely reject him).

And both things happen because being a bitch has no consequences. That's why.

ToTheMewn · 2017-09-30T14:15:36+00:00

Hard gum, like Bazooka Joe?

17wesy · 2017-09-30T19:56:53+00:00

Lift Cold shower Brush, floss mouthwash 2x a day Read Work Sleep 8 + hours a night Make money Eat right

RashErrAtik · 2017-09-30T14:29:54+00:00

Get some blue contacts? Bro, get the fuck outta here. You wanna know how stupid I'll look with blue eyes. Lol

cuntfuckercunt · 2017-09-30T18:06:28+00:00

People upvoting this shit need to be hanged.

Patriarchysaurus · 2017-09-30T19:29:40+00:00

What is this fucking shit, Cosmo's 10 tips to being metrosexual?

MrAnderzon · 2017-09-30T13:41:51+00:00

Does chewing the gum really help chisel the jaw.

DocPool · 2017-09-30T17:05:06+00:00

Better if this was a blog post.

Fapisluv · 2017-09-30T19:32:42+00:00

Good post,some recommendations are over the top,like putting mascara and blue lenses.You also didnt include a major trick,wearing shoe lifts.

itsdir0 · 2017-10-01T02:35:03+00:00

"FACIAL HAIR. If you can't grow good ones or you have acne, stay clean shaven."

Why if someone has acne he has to shave?

Title	ULTIMATE LOOKSMAXING GUIDE
Author	changeIsTheWay
Upvotes	0
Comments	93
Date	September 30, 2017 1:20 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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