Austin is down! Send backup!

Intersectional-Sofa · 2018-11-07T20:04:55+00:00

None of the pictures she posted even show Austin’s face. Perfect visual representation of how she views this sucker. He’s a non-entity in the story of her life, a prop to showcase her own SMV. Pathetic

ogrilla99 · 2018-11-07T20:19:16+00:00

What's the chance that after being cared for by Austin, she's feeling good enough to go back and fuck the boy that made her sad? I'm sure he'll thank you Austin, as he's inside her while you're rubbing one out tonight staring at her IG feed. Alone.

Vaxel00 · 2018-11-07T19:53:27+00:00

She's clearly not the best.

Ultramegasaurus · 2018-11-07T20:10:25+00:00

She looks so fucking retarded

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-11-07T20:13:56+00:00

Fuck n' ei, bro got friendzoned and then she went out on social media and bragged about it. I'm sure signaling what a beta simp he is, is going to up his chances at that pootang for sure. I mean, what woman wouldn't want some week knee emotional tampon to cater to other womens' mental anguish of getting pumped and dumped by Chadly Tinderdong?!

Stay at it bro, and save these hoes from their own bad choices. They will remember us when they are dried up, diseased meat pockets. That will be our finest hour! Sticking just the tip in a starfish listening to it wince load enough for you to think it lost a limb, but really just wondering what went wrong in it's life.

Keep the course, mend the despair, and you will surely get some poosey for a round or 2 before she breaks the pole of the horse she rode in disgust and chad-famine.

JakeDC · 2018-11-07T20:56:25+00:00

I wish men would stop helping and being good to women like this.

MisterPhamtastic · 2018-11-07T20:43:15+00:00

She's not even cute wowsers

Austin you fucked up homie

AllahHatesFags · 2018-11-07T21:03:27+00:00

Austin needs a red pill. This bitch isn't his friend. He is paying for her shit and getting fucking nothing in return. If they each paid their own way that would be different I guess. God, orbiters make me sick!

boisdevie · 2018-11-07T21:31:38+00:00

Austin is not that bright.

Don't be like Austin.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2018-11-07T23:03:14+00:00

Do you mean, Autist?

She looks like she has done so many gangbangs that it appears that the guys/animals pulled her hair/face back way too much now.

MildlySoggyBread · 2018-11-07T21:23:00+00:00

Y'all should see just how crazy this chick is on Twitter and her 'website' where she panders her poetry eh.

10/10 would not approach.

Ghustgan · 2018-11-07T22:00:17+00:00

Bitch even cropped him out of the pics.

challenge-throway · 2018-11-07T20:04:19+00:00

darcie96 · 2018-11-07T23:28:30+00:00

Austin is 21 and she’s 16 yiiiikes

byronshadow · 2018-11-08T02:16:23+00:00

Women always act like they want to see their orbiters in happy relationships. But you just have to look at their actions to realize they don’t want to lose them. Most keep their orbiters separate from their girlfriends(though some might virtue signal by introducing the orbiter to a fat friend knowing he won’t go for it). The particularly bad ones will feign interest in the orbiter if another woman is sniffing around.

HodlSolo · 2018-11-11T20:31:48+00:00

Austin is an NPC in her real life drama

alphabachelor · 2018-11-07T22:30:22+00:00

https://twitter.com/_dconn/status/1059863574577856513

Her current boyfriend.

Spoiler alert: It isn’t Austin.

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-08T02:25:31+00:00

Typical Asian thot.

Coconuthead93 · 2018-11-07T21:12:59+00:00

Richmond thots

dontbedenied · 2018-11-07T20:51:45+00:00

I remember my Ex's best friend gushing over me saying "I'm so happy you're with her. She deserves a good guy."

I should have known then that the relationship was doomed. I was the "Nice Guy" standing in, in between the "toxic relationships" she really desired.

Autisticus · 2018-11-07T22:30:01+00:00

A Cuck and his money are soon parted

Idaho_In_Uranus · 2018-11-08T03:04:50+00:00

“ No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.”

VanityKings · 2018-11-08T07:07:33+00:00

Is she supposed to be attractive?
Zero body and a face that would give anyone nightmares if a tiny bit of water splashed it.
The bar for women is laughably fucking low

amaranthinehaze2241 · 2018-11-07T20:03:23+00:00

This austin dude doesnt look like too much of a beta

xorphz · 2018-11-07T21:58:47+00:00

I live in Richmond. Women here are ugly inside and out.

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-11-08T00:19:03+00:00

Manginas always finish last

BluepillProfessor · 2018-11-08T17:58:03+00:00

Ladies!

In the future, be advised that we truly appreciate your efforts to get us laid with other girls because that is what a true friend does. However, you screwed it up in the end by making it about you and what you can get rather than about your orbiter.

Still, I think the anger and hate is slightly misplaced. I think this one was actually trying to do something nice for her slave and with just a tiny bit of education she could have actually accomplished something nice for him. A little youngie like that could have probably given the guy THE pic he needed for his social media profiles- her and another hottie smiling and hugging him would have been a true gift that helped him.

What she posted does not help him at all and while it seems she wanted to help him, she did not. She couldn't because her ego was to big to actually behave in a feminine, helpful manner. I am not sure they can do it any more because it has apparently been bred out of the species.

Tenth_10 · 2018-11-07T22:09:02+00:00

"Better cuff him"
Yep, throw in a cage while you're at it ?

NickTesla2018 · 2018-11-08T02:14:14+00:00

Austin, you f'ing shlub.

Ghostmouse88 · 2018-11-08T04:24:16+00:00

Austin is an idiot. They both deserve each other.

SeawardLips · 2018-11-08T14:29:41+00:00

Hmm, never seen an Asian with Downs Syndrome before

Bennyjig · 2019-01-21T02:52:11+00:00

If that girl is Asian like I think she is, the reason she’s not going for our homeboy Austin is because he’s Asian. Asian women will not date Asian men unless absolutely forced to

Nov51605 · 2018-11-08T03:30:38+00:00

Poor guy is goin home and slammin his salami smellin her perfume on his other hand he got from her "at a distance" hug

letmeseeantipozi · 2018-11-08T09:55:00+00:00

With good intentions she might have thought she was helping him find someone else but instead it makes him look like a sucker.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-08T11:44:31+00:00

I even wonder if she understands how he feels, or she just literally sees him as nothing but free food and entertainment

ibitebitch · 2018-11-09T02:49:05+00:00

Yes, poor Austin who is a terrific friend.

LMM-GT02 · 2018-11-09T03:00:59+00:00

It’s like watching the first group of soldiers get shot in the front of the landing craft in Saving Private Ryan, it’s just tragic.

DogMuh · 2018-11-09T19:03:31+00:00

Just noticed she's: 1) bragging to girls what she got her beta to do for her 2) publicly indirectly showing her hurt for her alpha male, but trying to show him she's still loyal to him 3) publicly shaming this guy and warning all girls of this pussy 4) trying to convince herself ppl care about her heartbreak

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-11-07T23:43:57+00:00

"Houston, we have a problem".

Barswine · 2018-11-08T05:41:56+00:00

I would kill for someone to do that for me

mynameisyouen · 2018-11-08T11:04:27+00:00

I. Best of luck for Austin.

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-11-08T20:13:19+00:00

I guarantee you she's sabotaged any interest other girls might have had for Austin.

Titanjaw · 2018-11-10T23:08:33+00:00

From what I’ve heard it’s because she’s 16 and Austin is 21

Atrand · 2018-11-11T20:09:57+00:00

holy SHIT her eyes are far fucking apart :o WOW

PalePinkLiquid · 2018-11-12T19:47:08+00:00

You realize that she posted that this Austin guy is her brother? Y’all are writing passionate essays in the comments about why this girl is evil for not fucking her brother

feminist-arent-smart · 2018-11-07T21:01:51+00:00

Maybe they were friend for a long time.....

VigilantLance · 2018-11-07T21:54:19+00:00

Lol, cunt sloot. She plays dumb and cucks the poor beta. Ever notice how betas seem to all have sleeve tats and a baseball hat. It’s like some uniform.

If I buy you dinner... we fucking. Plain and simple.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-11-07T23:37:53+00:00

That simp's first mistake was being named "Austin". Name just reeks of Millennial, raised-by-single-mom, gender-ambiguity.

Title	Austin is down! Send backup!
Author	SirKolbath
Upvotes	1179
Comments	159
Date	November 7, 2018 7:48 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9v2o6v/austin_is_down_send_backup/
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