Cool mom!

battyryder · 2020-09-04T10:06:50+00:00

It's mad how they all think having bastards out of wedlock is kewl.

mohd_sm81 · 2020-09-04T12:12:26+00:00

"I have many cute shoes, please be over 6 FT"

stay with your shoes because that is what you are, a shoe.

saberwarthog · 2020-09-04T10:58:58+00:00

"Can drink you under the table"

Sure you can sweetheart, and I can say that I was never drunk enough to not know where I am, waking up in a bed I didn't remember lying in or having someone holding my hair while I was "making a call in the big white porcelain handset" (aka puking in the toilet bowl).
Can you ?
Yeah, I don't think so. Plus you being a functioning alcoholic is not exactly what your child(ren) need.

I'm not a regular Mom... i'm a cool Mom

You're still a single mom, cool or not... good luck with that.

Please be over 6Ft

God luck ² !!!

digitalEarthling · 2020-09-04T14:28:06+00:00

She will drink you under the table and then get gangbanged by the basketball team because she is trying to "find herself"

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-09-04T07:49:22+00:00

Yeah, this one has been posted before, but it's been plenty long enough. I'm allowing it.

Alturius · 2020-09-04T14:43:56+00:00

Please be over 6Ft

Anyone taking her on will soon be 6 Feet ... 6 Feet under that is from all the stress, chaos and drama this drunkard Alco Mom will bring to his life

Alturius · 2020-09-04T14:34:00+00:00

Can drink you under the table

I take it she lost this challenge once and discovered that some anonymous donor had left her a 9 month parting gift. No mention of baby daddies so I guess she was too drunk and stupid to know who the father was.

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-09-04T16:50:27+00:00

Cool mom=spoiled rotten kids

Can drink you under the table=alcoholic

If I wanted to play games=she has already and she wants you to pay for it now

Snoo-1303 · 2020-09-04T15:04:26+00:00

She looks 35 not 26.

adriannmng · 2020-09-04T11:31:24+00:00

She is from Middle East, her name being Al-Cool-ic and all.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-09-04T18:58:07+00:00

A fat ~~chick~~ single mom with >6ft requirement is no different than a $100k 1989 Toyota Tercel. The price is laughable and the product isn't even worth the trouble if it was free.

Alturius · 2020-09-04T14:37:19+00:00

I'm a Cool Mom

No you are a Fool Mom living in La La Land under delusions about your value and what you are offering to bring to the table apart from a deck of cards.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-09-04T15:46:35+00:00

When "problem drinker" and "alcoholic" become selling points, she got issues.

Bronzeraptor · 2020-09-04T18:40:11+00:00

If anyone's buying bourbon, I'm buying a bottle for myself to enjoy at my leisure.

Bourbon isn't meant to be something that you'd chug to drink me under the table, you uncultured swine.

One-Move · 2020-09-04T20:13:30+00:00

The breasts look very flabby

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-09-04T21:06:16+00:00

"Buy me a bourbon and tell me I'm pretty".

How about if I buy you a diet water and tell you you're fat. And not only fat, but vapid.

And a 'cool' mum means the kid(s) have no structure, no discipline, no consequences for actions, thus having no respect for 'mom' and will be nightmares by the time they're teenagers.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-09-04T16:09:26+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS AND DRUNK HERE ARE MY DEMANDS NO SHRIMPS TEE HEEEE HEEEEE"

LMiKBxR4 · 2020-09-04T20:09:51+00:00

Imagine what she'll balloon into by 35!

dirtygrimy · 2020-09-04T19:23:17+00:00

“My drinking problem made me fat and got me pregnant. Who wants some?”

The sad reality is that many simps will take her up on this offer.

2020-09-06T00:08:20+00:00

You women aren't capable of love.

Kazuma_Chunchunmaru · 2020-09-04T23:28:25+00:00

For the price of 1 bourbon and a cheap meaningless compliment you can be a daddy too....

martellthacool · 2020-09-14T19:06:09+00:00

What a porker she is

Title	Cool mom!
Author	whitelake92
Upvotes	118
Comments	36
Date	September 4, 2020 4:02 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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