Couuuld be something else...

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-06-02T21:07:48+00:00

It could be you're a single mom, obese, entitled, vacuous, boring, and have less than nothing to offer.

rationalthought314 · 2019-06-02T21:17:49+00:00

Ugh! That reminds of the cancer video of Buzzfeed from a few years ago about questions women had for men and some annoying loudmouth girl says "I'm probably funnier than you!" and nothing she says in the video is remotely funny. Girls think because their friends laugh and guys laugh to score points with her that this makes her funny.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-02T20:01:48+00:00

Yeah, I don't think the "Have & don't want more" next to the baby bottle has anything to do with her being single, must be her overwhelmingly witty repartee that discourages men from wanting to stay on board and raise her bastard child(ren).

Overkillengine · 2019-06-02T20:15:50+00:00

Oh honey, they aren't laughing at your jokes. They are laughing at you thinking you had a chance at getting them to commit.

ricstone100 · 2019-06-02T21:09:37+00:00

There are some funny women out there, I admit. But it is never the women who shout from the rooftops about how funny they are.

slitsandgiggles01 · 2019-06-02T21:31:22+00:00

‘Not for the faint-hearted’

Yeah, every guy wants to date a rollercoaster...

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-06-02T21:57:07+00:00

Yeah, you're just too magnificent and scintillating. That must be it.

lorem6300118 · 2019-06-03T01:03:13+00:00

I watched an old documentary on YouTube called Cold Turkey, about a man kicking heroin.

While detoxing, he says that the only way to demonstrate he has insects under his skin is to take cocaine.

This is a moment of great human pathos, as he struggles to reclaim a brain chemistry gone awry.

He is wrong, of course, but it is understandable from a pharmacological standpoint.

This girl has just mixed up causation and correlation. She is not deserving of the pathos she is fishing for.

Zevren_LT · 2019-06-03T10:05:55+00:00

Normally only land-whales call themselves funny. In a desperate try to find even one redeeming quality.

But maybe she thinks she is so damn funny because her fat flabs make various farting noises while her man is searching for the "entrance". Or at least thats the max. mental capability i trust a woman to have regarding funniness.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-02T23:14:34+00:00

I'm sure dating her is an absolute riot. Not.

ElMatador_33 · 2019-06-03T06:09:27+00:00

She’s not funny, she’s annoying. I can guarantee she talks and talks and talks.

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-06-03T09:03:01+00:00

that chin is hanging

Content_Not_History · 2019-06-03T05:21:35+00:00

A woman funnier than any amount of handful of men? Uh, no.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-06-03T08:56:53+00:00

A single mother is like a barrel of radioactive waste. You bury that shit, not lay next to it and cuddle.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-06-03T19:35:30+00:00

I consider myself a funny guy. I have yet to meet a woman funnier than me. I think obnoxious is the word she meant to use.

loneliness-inc · 2019-06-03T23:14:24+00:00

She thinks she's funnier than thou.

tractorferret · 2019-06-04T00:17:22+00:00

Works out sometimes that means once a year

RedPilledLife · 2019-06-07T09:00:54+00:00

Translation: i am an asshole and that is why i am single...

Title	Couuuld be something else...
Author	_iwanttodofunnyshit_
Upvotes	129
Comments	33
Date	June 2, 2019 4:54 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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