Demand vs Value

ValhallaWillCome · 2019-01-04T12:22:40+00:00

“Chivalry is dead... And women killed it!” - Dave Chapelle.

Kartel_Alucard · 2019-01-04T11:35:44+00:00

Classic high demands, but can't stay in a healthy BMI.

cycloneous · 2019-01-04T13:04:10+00:00

I got this one guys, apparently this future high blood pressure and walking land whale hasn't figured these basic life questions.

Where are all the gentlemen?

Well, based on your BMI and lack of exercise, they ran for the hills in fear of their lives that you might eat them in their sleep!

Does chivalry not exist any more??

Darling, darling! This is like asking you where did all those burgers and fries go while you were at the McDonalds burger buffett; you know you ate it!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, she will eat you in your sleep!

*fixed* grammar

ransay3277 · 2019-01-04T11:35:36+00:00

Not for you dear.

SilverGryphon · 2019-01-04T15:56:26+00:00

Probably turns down fat guys and then bitches about not finding good men.

Kartel_Alucard · 2019-01-04T15:05:34+00:00

You can be a bigger girl by all means, the true curvy body type, but a raging gut and fat fill thighs is something totally different.

ChiTownBob · 2019-01-04T12:54:21+00:00

A walking mouth. Seriously loud. And always has something to say.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-01-04T16:32:16+00:00

Why is she fondling her FUPA?

SkippyBoyTx · 2019-01-04T13:41:44+00:00

Vague profiles like this are either scammers or hookers. I think this one is a hooker because what a hideous photo to use if it was a scammer. ("It" not "she")

ManateeGag · 2019-01-04T18:57:35+00:00

"I love to laugh" - Who the fuck doesn't? No one is ever going to put "I hate to laugh" in their dating profile. No one wants to date a miserable asshole.

ricstone100 · 2019-01-04T17:11:23+00:00

No chivilary doesn't exist anymore you fucking shipping cruiser, because you devoured it whole.

tharkyllinus · 2019-01-04T19:21:35+00:00

Is she rubbing one out?

SJHammer · 2019-01-04T21:29:41+00:00

I love to laugh, Music Lover

I have yet to see a profile that says I hate to laugh, Music Hater. One can assume they love to laugh, and are a music lover....oh and put their child first. Those are the default answers.

[deleted] · 2019-01-04T17:59:00+00:00

Are those bathroom slippers?

newyorkrangers17 · 2019-01-04T18:17:48+00:00

Absolutely cannot stand when people say "loves to laugh". What kind of fucking sociopath hates laughing

AbrocadoPie · 2019-01-04T20:31:54+00:00

Does portion control exist anymore?? I can do it too

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-01-04T20:39:26+00:00

Those two sculptures in that pic. Are they some kind of weird dildos for women to sit on?

TelemachusRising · 2019-01-05T19:39:50+00:00

Is she camel toe blockin?

1st10Amendments · 2019-01-08T20:02:03+00:00

What does "series pro" mean?

Belligerent_Goat · 2019-01-09T16:43:47+00:00

I always tell these women to keep holding out for Mr. Right.

My line of work has few women, but they are almost all single moms, or future single moms.

loneliness-inc · 2019-01-06T06:56:07+00:00

Shake hands with her after she lifts it up from that cooch.

I dare you.

Title	Demand vs Value
Author	Kartel_Alucard
Upvotes	100
Comments	34
Date	January 4, 2019 11:33 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/achc8x/demand_vs_value/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/demand-vs-value.347330 https://theredarchive.com/post/347330

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