forums.red crosspost: "Alpha males only" but then proceeds to list beta traits such as "provider", "generous", and "kind". Oh yeah, and you'd better be child free but ready to help raise her spawn.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-09-19T20:25:55+00:00

No such thing as single mother by choice. Hamster wheel running in overdrive.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-09-19T20:52:40+00:00

"Due in January"

But YOU must be childfree.

AurelianWay · 2021-09-19T20:45:37+00:00

Where does she look for men on fantasy island or something? Talk about unrealistic expectations. If such an alpha bucks man did exist he wouldn't be wasting his time on her profile. Sorry toots, fried ice is sold out.

Rockbottom503 · 2021-09-19T22:34:15+00:00

I can't help but wonder wtf is going through some of these women's heads.

yellomachine · 2021-09-19T20:44:33+00:00

And what do I get out of it?

ThrowawayCactus6012 · 2021-09-20T01:12:36+00:00

"Catholic preferred" "Single mother by choice"

I think there's some kind of disconnect here that she may not be aware of.

soytuamigo · 2021-09-19T23:24:26+00:00

I'm amazed at how many pregnant women are looking for ~~suckers~~ dates on Tinder lol. And I have seen it in real life too not just reddit. Crazy.

Southerndude62 · 2021-09-19T23:31:18+00:00

Women are all strong and independent till it comes to providing for themselves. Then they need a kind man (read who will buy me stuff till they're broke), a gentleman (read who will take whatever shit I give him in the name of chivalry).

Dating a western woman is now financial and emotional suicide.

Jihocech_Honza · 2021-09-19T21:41:14+00:00

These demands are reasonable - for a 19yo virgin.

At that age, she is not as fresh and beautiful and the men are not as naive and goodwilled as they were before.

Roauster · 2021-09-19T23:49:38+00:00

She's a single mother that wants a childfree Chad thundercock to raise her kid?

imdaad_khan · 2021-09-19T22:52:42+00:00

She wants him to be an alpha in the streets and beta in the sheets.

Traksimuss · 2021-09-19T22:24:01+00:00

She is trolling for Alpha Bucks, hahaha.

Probably biologic alarm bells for a child went wild, so she got a one night stand with bored Chad, and now she needs somebody to foot the bill. I do love touch demanding no children from prospective ATM. Probably will never get pregnant from him either.

p3ngwin · 2021-09-20T03:07:15+00:00

note that she says THREE times she wants a bailout.

Kind
Provider
generous.

Then of course the contradictory traits she's looking for between BETA and ALPHA.

Next we have the arrogance, and abrasive "i don't drive to first date, NOT SORRY". Fuck you on that one, is all i'll say.

One point i find interesting is her proud claim she's a "single mother by choice", and yet here she is fishing for a provider? Methinks because she learned how expensive it will be.

I think men will choose to help her remain a single other by THEIR choice to refuse her "offer".

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-09-20T01:11:36+00:00

Something tells me she will end up with the disease ridden lying Chad she deserves.

Single mother by choice............LOL

Considered_Dissent · 2021-09-20T07:54:39+00:00

Alpha Bucks. Technically they exist; in the same way that 6 foot tall women with F-cups and Heterochromia who love obese, penniless nerds exist.

Buchwild · 2021-09-19T22:35:17+00:00

A regular sheep in wolf's clothing

Askmeiwontsaynot · 2021-09-19T23:46:39+00:00

The jokes write themselves

vtec__ · 2021-09-19T22:50:06+00:00

igotstandardsbro.com

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-20T01:27:40+00:00

Not sure, but I think that you've found an Entitlement Queen OP. All this is short of is "must be from Krypton." Hey, why not as long as she's wishing.

Saianna · 2021-09-20T06:41:28+00:00

"single monther by choice"

Yeah. Chads choice.

pocketgravel · 2021-09-20T07:52:22+00:00

Looking for: Alpha chad shell with beta bux filling

Miggymoggy · 2021-09-20T09:07:09+00:00

Single mother by choice

Depriving a child of a father is child abuse and this woman is an child abuser, who should have the child taken away from her at birth and she should be thrown in jail.

Single mothers are just utter filth.

coloradocaniac · 2021-09-20T04:27:52+00:00

lol, Catholic.

Why not...go for a fellow, childless Catholic with much less baggage?

Neldot · 2021-09-20T11:43:35+00:00

What a sweet, lovely attitude. I guess there are already kilometers of men in queue in front of her house.

SafeBendyStraw · 2021-09-20T02:57:01+00:00

The level of hubris and entitlement is utterly remarkable. Literally nothing to offer. Meanwhile, I meet all her requirements (except generous - don't get to be a millionaire giving away all your money) and the main gal I'm talking to is 22, childless, going to grad school, and my buddy thought she was a porn star when I showed him a pic.

f3wl · 2021-09-20T05:10:29+00:00

Prefer catholic. Aren’t you supposed to keep those legs closed till you get married then?

Mister_McDerp · 2021-09-20T11:06:46+00:00

I absolutely think that an alpha male can be all those things. In fact, in the real sense of the word, it SHOULD mean this, this is what makes them alpha. Just good looking and a big dick doesn't make you alpha.

Of course a single mom that has to ask for those things in her app has no chance of ever getting one of those real alpha males.

PaulMurrayCbr · 2021-09-20T11:07:42+00:00

LOL. She wants a good catholic who is ok with marrying a fornicator.

anykah_badu · 2021-09-20T20:12:52+00:00

He must be impeccable with his words but she doesn't even know what childfree means...holy cringe

genogano · 2021-09-20T19:56:51+00:00

I think people don't know what Alpha and beta really are sometimes. As an Alpha male, you still are a provider. You go out and work your career but your house is your castle. Also, you can be kind and alpha. Alpha doesn't mean you are an asshole just to be one. In media we see men explaining how Alpha treats hoes. But if he got married he would still want the best for his wife.

Women just think they are owed that wife treatment at the start of the relationship.

MastermindX · 2021-09-20T22:15:19+00:00

>single mother by choice

>need man who owns a house and is a provider

You've got to be kidding me.

Pnakotico31 · 2021-09-28T21:21:01+00:00

Catholic preferred

Something’s wrong here.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-20T06:26:26+00:00

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DarthBroker · 2021-09-25T19:37:50+00:00

Lol I was shaking my head until i got to the single mother part. Then jaw dropped

The audacity...

xineNOLA · 2021-10-06T22:29:50+00:00

Since when is kindness a beta trait? Kindness should be an everyone trait.

meerita · 2021-09-23T08:48:47+00:00

Don't you know she wants the alphabetaed guy? The unicorn we call it :)

BasedCaesar · 2021-09-23T10:03:10+00:00

Catholic here. That's a solid no from me.

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