He: ripped abs. She:

jigaboorainstorm · 2019-02-14T06:34:51+00:00

And what do you get? To fuck a “woman” that looks like a five year old muppet boy.

That’s a narcissistic muppet.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-02-14T05:50:52+00:00

She no speak the English good. This the Tinder for Asia yes?

throwaway647400 · 2019-02-14T06:00:42+00:00

"Hey baby how u doin'"

Ling has left the chat

Off topic but her writing style is strikingly similar to the Chinese men at my local fruit/meat market who write up the special menu's. Adding random future/past tense endings to words in the middle of their sentence

Subjectobserver · 2019-02-14T07:07:53+00:00

Why would a guy with six pack want to date a momo?

misfit2872 · 2019-02-14T07:27:30+00:00

Ah...a mediocre asian chick looking for a hot, ripped white dude who resembles Chris Hemsworth.At best she's a 5 or six out of ten, very average for physical appearance.Punching above her weight already,she's nowhere near attractive to get a fit guy with a six pack.Then she wants Mr. Six Pack not to be a 'playboy'.Um well most fit, attractive (young) dudes tend to play the field with women.....he has so many choices.Why would he settle down with one woman?Lady wants a fairy tale romantic life, unlikely to get it because she's plain and naive as fuck.If Chad does settle down he's gonna get with the beautiful, athletic ex cheerleader who takes care of her body,not some frumpy ass female wearing a granny dress on a OLD(online dating) profile.lol.

throwawayinj · 2019-02-14T09:02:16+00:00

Yeah she wants a guy who's "not materialistic" because she plans on spending all his money. Her parents too.

Gentlemen beware... never EVER marry a Mainlander. You'll be marrying her family too, and they'll think they have a right to participate in major life decisions of yours and if the family isn't well-enough off (which is 90% of the country) you'll be expected to support her family too.

I wouldn't care if she was the hottest woman in the world, there's no way I'd touch that.

Harry_Teak · 2019-02-14T06:09:25+00:00

OK, the "most private thing" is fucking hilarious. I can just imagine her spitting it out as she types.

McMuffinSutra · 2019-02-14T06:38:50+00:00

Is it just me or does it look like her feet are gigantic? Reminds me of Peggy Hill

ghost-zz · 2019-02-14T06:36:57+00:00

Lol this is like a trap to lure in beta white boys.

Good luck to the white guy that takes the bait thinking that the girl is going to 'cook clean and have sex on demand'.

[deleted] · 2019-02-14T06:39:24+00:00

six pack, tall 180 cm above [...] not playboy

Keep looking, they're all taken.

eightandsix · 2019-02-14T07:30:44+00:00

Not materialistic

Lmao

alleyteris · 2019-02-14T08:58:58+00:00

Her face says she is mid 30s she has weird feet and she cant dress for shit. I bet she rode miles and miles of cock and now thinks that she is still hot enough for a Chad who is not materialistic and has a good job ,in order to buy her a house and feed her lazy fuckers for a family. After all who needs money when he has her ? Line up gents! Your asian princess will see you now

guypierre · 2019-02-14T07:07:05+00:00

You can rent that by the hour/half hr. The best part is you don't have to has six pack, or tall 180 cm above. You can even be a fucker, playboy, crazy, idiot time waster. As long as you are polite and leave nice tip you will be treated very kindly

a-hippobear · 2019-02-14T07:17:58+00:00

Must have full time job and not be materialistic lol me thinks me smerrs a touch of hypocrisy

Westernhagen · 2019-02-14T14:57:29+00:00

The 600-series Chinese Termithot had rubber skin, no tits, and talked a lot of crazy shit about "seducement chat" and "don't ever lying me". We spotted them easy.

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-02-14T16:57:12+00:00

Chow My Dong Den Leave

uglychick123 · 2019-02-14T08:10:50+00:00

does that actually work tho? i get 0 matches on tinder and she out here getting six packs

devok1 · 2019-02-14T09:08:04+00:00

Where are your tits?

roogoff · 2019-02-14T09:14:14+00:00

Giant-ass feet

Duchat · 2019-02-14T14:55:59+00:00

Ooh, I need to put a sack of potatoes on my grocery list.

xseiber · 2019-02-14T09:15:04+00:00

Of course she doesn’t want him to be “materialistic” because that’s what she’s bringing into the table. D’oi!

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2019-02-14T10:30:17+00:00

Not materialistic = A fool who is easily parted from his money

5shad · 2019-02-14T12:54:24+00:00

She actually thinks a kind, rich, tall white man with abs will sweep of her feet just like on tv. This woman needs to stay off the Netflix.

ocaptainmyadversary · 2019-02-14T14:36:43+00:00

Not materialistic...because I intend to do all the money spending.

_370HSSV_ · 2019-02-14T15:40:10+00:00

I thought it was a dude in a dress

toysjoe · 2019-02-14T07:32:17+00:00

“Seducement chat”

XteveMcQueen · 2019-02-14T12:19:06+00:00

Fire hydrant people be a demanding bunch. I get she doesn't want a materialistic man though. There’s only room for one of those in a relationship.

Uesugi1989 · 2019-02-14T14:43:14+00:00

Why a man 180cm ( or above ) with ripped abs would ever have the slightest interest to someone like her, lol

Delusional

warlocc_ · 2019-02-14T22:23:40+00:00

I won't knock a person for their looks.

But I have no problem being disgusted with someone that doesn't bother with redeeming qualities to make up for their looks.

Farhandlir · 2019-02-14T09:28:47+00:00

Her: short, probably ugly round Asian face, I can already see that she has manjaws, and also that nose with prominent nostrils eww, boringly plain body, flat like an airport runway, no curves, no ass, mosquito bites.

But hey guys she demands mister perfect because she deserves him!

TruthSeekingPerson · 2019-02-14T17:22:20+00:00

Amazing how people articulate their desires. Want man who is not superficial and then list their own superficial requirements. Can't make it up.

[deleted] · 2019-02-14T17:39:31+00:00

She: A 10 pound sack of potatoes.

ugluk1 · 2019-02-15T06:23:55+00:00

Her writing style reminds me of Filipinos. Probably came over, left her man, did some P&D, now needs another to provide some money. Often they are at a loss, why no one wants them anymore, after they've been brainwashed with feminism, betrayed their visa sponsor, ... Often, their N-count is shocking. Many people say, it's better not to bring them over, or at least wait until she's pregnant. SE Asia is bursting with people, you can easily find a woman there, no matter what age you are. But marry? I'm still debating that one, you could just go to a hooker, very cheap, starting at $10 per hour. The abs&height demands are nonsense, probably a shit test. The older you are, the happier she will be with you. A pension is a huge aphrodisiac to Filipino women. She will be happy with an older man with steady income (pension). She'll take you to the Philippines, you will be a living wallet, she will have her brood with you. Is it worth it? Why not just drink beer during the day and at night, visit hookers (you can afford more than 1 at a time)?

marlinsgo · 2019-02-14T17:22:04+00:00

what is with that retarded monkey stance? Who poses like that?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-02-14T15:01:18+00:00

Sum Ding Wong's sister.

"This app really sucks." No kidding. "What I'm actually looking for?" A mirror and a clue.

Older_Miggy · 2019-02-14T15:20:47+00:00

She:

Looks like she's 12.

SuperFreedum · 2019-02-14T18:01:48+00:00

Chick looks frumpy as hell 😂

harharry · 2019-02-14T19:29:54+00:00

She’s on a hookup site; sex is on the table. If she does not want that, then she’s gotta look elsewhere.

If she mentions so called jerks as notable people, then perhaps it follows that she is really attracted to jerks but is disappointment when they act in predictably jerky ways. She got what she wanted and she’s still mad.

TheObelisk · 2019-02-14T19:58:54+00:00

Usually they demand you be 6' or more. That's only 14% of men. But a six pack? What percentage of men have that?

W00gy · 2019-02-14T22:47:37+00:00

She's cross eyed isn't she.

ChiTownBob · 2019-02-15T01:52:05+00:00

This is CyberThot Systems Model 101. With no Hanz-und-Franz accent.

OmgItsQuen · 2019-02-14T17:10:22+00:00

God bless this dumb foreign bitch 🙏

Autisticus · 2019-02-14T07:02:24+00:00

It's so naive. Sweet, almost.

Svartanatten · 2019-02-14T08:03:31+00:00

Well. At least she's not fat....yet.

chadsvasc · 2019-02-14T12:56:04+00:00

Typical entitled Asian princess.

[deleted] · 2019-02-14T19:40:31+00:00

Mommy and Daddy are on here all the time to give them grandkids.

You give me grandchildren now!

BluepillProfessor · 2019-02-15T21:45:08+00:00

We men of the Red Pill are working to overturn the "Matre-lie-alistic." That was a Freudian typo. She is probably 5' and demands a man 5'9" and above. Let me guess, that is the top 20% of Asian men's height?

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-02-16T04:00:19+00:00

six pack of Bud count?

Rodbow15 · 2019-02-18T01:02:12+00:00

She won’t be on the market for very long. Some white beta loser who watches too much anime’ll be all over that.

Title	He: ripped abs. She:
Author	RaptorDesign
Upvotes	479
Comments	87
Date	February 14, 2019 5:43 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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