Looking for someone who ‘does mind’ about her two children?

CBU29 · 2019-01-18T17:23:27+00:00

I see a head and then just an amorphous mass of flesh...

BlackestPillForYou · 2019-01-18T17:55:00+00:00

The amount of girls who hide 50 pounds behind filters and angles is gross. Then they complain about getting ghosted after the first date. They are basically catfishing

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-01-18T17:46:46+00:00

Let's break it down:

Thousand. Cock. Stare.
Have kids and doesn't want more. Seeking Billy Beta ONLY, must have large bank account.
Lazy. Doesn't care to proofread her bio, and doesn't like writing about herself. Didn't bother with college, and didn't bother telling at least 1-2 of her previous lovers to pull out.
Extremely unambitious; Customer Service adviser at a car dealership? At age 33?
"Not really a girly girl! Oh but I like flower arranging and cooking"
Most tellingly, "Interested in anything with an engine." Bullshit, you are a desk worker; this is projection and her attempt at trying to get someone with a "common interest". Will enjoy the free auto maintenance you provide on her car, though LOL

BiggusDickus- · 2019-01-18T17:45:33+00:00

Is she dumb enough to think that if she hides how fat she is guys are not going to mind once they see her irl? I guess so.

FitHerLimbsInFridge · 2019-01-18T17:26:35+00:00

"My world" must be how women describe their children to each other. It's the only way I can rationalize the AWALT "my world" NPC clones.

xkulp8 · 2019-01-18T19:28:11+00:00

Customer Services Advisor at a Car Dealership

These are the people who have tried to charge me $72 to replace a windshield wiper and $104 to swap out a corroded battery cable I ended up just pouring Coke on. Figures she makes a living sucking as much money as possible out of people who don't know better.

ForNowICanSee · 2019-01-18T20:09:36+00:00

Exercise: Sometimes

Doubt (X)

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-01-18T17:42:37+00:00

Not a big fan of writing about myself

I am so vapid, uninteresting, and lazy that I really don't want to do anything that could even help me get what I am looking for. I have 2 kids already and am just done having more, so if that is a problem, than bye!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-01-18T22:59:53+00:00

someone to enjoy life with.

"Sturdy workhorse with a strong back to carry me."

children who my world ... revolves around!

"Your happiness in our future relationship is gonna be the lowest of all low priorities for me."

Not a big fan of writing about myself.

"I have little to offer."

Not really a girly girl!

"I'm not going to do the traditional woman role, but you are absolutely gonna do the traditional male provider role and pay my bills. Oh yes, alllll of my bills."

You know what this pudgy 33 year old single mom's problem is? She hasn't demanded enough from the men in her life so far. I say she needs to demand way more from men from now on. Be bitchier. Bossier. More slovenly. That's the only way forward!

byronshadow · 2019-01-18T19:11:56+00:00

Imagine using a sneaky camgirl angle shot and still looking like a hambeast.

wobbleelbbow · 2019-01-18T22:52:13+00:00

Fat. What is she good for? Like what? Flower arrangements? Really? Men her age would rather fuck a fleshlite their entire lives than live with such woman. She's too stupid to even write about herself. Obviously she's done with the fuckboys. Now it's time for buxboys.

MrBluePill · 2019-01-18T22:28:21+00:00

The most flattering angle and she still looks like a walrus.

tysonsmithshootname · 2019-01-18T19:38:08+00:00

At this point, fat girls just need to be out with it. It's not something that can be hidden. No one is going to fall in love with your personality so much that they can overlook the fatness.

This fat girl, pushed up boobs selfie has been around since the fucking AOL days.

harharry · 2019-01-18T21:21:33+00:00

I really love how women think that any man will simply love to play house with her two “adorable” kids. The replaceability really is something to watch out for.

They’re hers, not his. He may as well be a stranger to these kids. So why should he take care of them? She’s a fat lady with “nothing girly” about herself, not much of a catch.

notyourdude201 · 2019-01-19T02:40:49+00:00

Everything about her profile reeks of laziness.

She can't be bothered to stand up, dress nicely and go to a photo studio to have her picture taken professionally. LAZY!

She can't be bothered to exercise. That FGAS ain't fooling me. LAZY!

Her education is just at high school level. LAZY! Not even community college! I betcha she even barely passed high school at that.

Her children is her world? LAZY! Obviously she has no life, no passion, no goals, and nothing to aspire to.

Dog(s?) LAZY! She can't be bothered to own one large dog and train it to be a quiet, disciplined companion. I can tell you her dogs are the small, bratty ones that like to play imaginary burglar at the house gate and demand bark every morning for food. Oh, and their names are bitchy spoiled ones like Princess or Cupcake.

Socially drinks? LAZY! See that beer body of hers? She is a morbidly heavy drinker. The only thing physical about her social activity is lifting her hand to chug in bottles of beer, no doubt brought by some dude wanting to 'purchase' her for a night of her spreading her legs for him.

Not really a girly girl? LAZY! She doesn't cook, she doesn't wash her clothes, she doesn't clean the house, she doesn't wear dresses, she doesn't take care of her hair.

Have & don't want more? LAZY! At the beginning of her sentence she implies that her children are everything to her, and then right here she implies that her children are a burden and a distraction she doesn't want more of. Of course even with just her two kids she wouldn't want to raise them anyways since she will nag you to hire a nanny with your own money!

Trains sometimes? LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY!!

KoloGupta · 2019-01-18T23:16:46+00:00

I still struggle to understand who's getting Humpty Dumptys pregnant, how, and why.

It's one thing to bust a slump on the middle of the night with no witnesses. It's a whole other thing to be permanently tied to one of these creatures.

Interested in anything with an engine.

This statement alone is proof that she doesn't even know what an engine is. It's in the dictionary, sure. It's that thing. It's just beta bait.

Has kids and doesn't want more.

Again, beta bait. Implied promise of lots of sex with minimal pressure and expectations.

She's bigger than Amazon, has two kids, no hobbies, and definitely nothing to offer, not that there would be any takers. I take this back; she'll pop out one or two more kids yet, in an attempt to lock down something. Anything.

There are men out there eager to oil that up and dive in. Ugh.

ChiTownBob · 2019-01-19T00:54:44+00:00

OK. We DO MIND you have children.

That's one reason you got rejected.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2019-01-19T02:37:03+00:00

The only thing revolving around this one is a moon.

Buchwild · 2019-01-19T04:18:46+00:00

I mind

Overblazed · 2019-01-19T12:04:22+00:00

„My children are my world” this stupid phrase pisses me off, I don’t even know why.

weebkilla · 2019-01-19T00:42:55+00:00

Can't be bothered to write about herself, even in a dating app where more information would be useful to getting the potential matches that could make her happy? Yeah, that's a hard pass. If you can't be bothered about dating me, neither can I be bothered with you.

mentalfloss3 · 2019-01-19T04:11:31+00:00

I mean why would you even a future partner that your children are beautiful. How about well-raised? Well behaved?

ugluk1 · 2019-01-19T10:01:29+00:00

"enjoy life with" means "spend his money". Post-wall damage control.

Farhandlir · 2019-01-20T09:08:40+00:00

She already has two crotch spawns with Chad's alpha genes and she certainly doesn't want any more with your beta genes, but she needs you to bail her out and to support her and the two minichads or else you aren't a real man!

Sandbagicus · 2019-01-22T17:01:02+00:00

Given her weight, I'm sure most small objects revolve around her.

Title	Looking for someone who ‘does mind’ about her two children?
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
Upvotes	139
Comments	79
Date	January 18, 2019 5:20 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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