My Tinder experience in a nutshell

Extra_Napkins · 2019-05-04T03:19:52+00:00

KAYDEN/AIDEN/JAYDEN IS THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO ME! THEY ARE MY WORLD! I love food, traveling, and putting on my shoes everyday. Tattoos and piercings are 🔥. I’m only interested in men who are 6’4, well educated and gainfully employed who will spoil me and my bastard(s) and whose dick is the equivalent of an Evian water bottle. If you can’t handle me you don’t deserve me at my best. If you can’t handle this then swipe LEFT. Don’t waste my time!!!!!!111111

buff_minorcan · 2019-05-04T04:17:58+00:00

Even if she's an awesome chic in a lot of ways.....that kid, and her past (meaning the ex husband or baby daddy still in the picture) cancels it all out.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2019-05-04T06:01:20+00:00

Man up you fawkers and put a ring to her finger to show how brave you are

/s

OldFashionMarine · 2019-05-04T10:40:21+00:00

Single moms using OLD is the biggest sign of desperation a woman can make. They fuck more guys than before because they know time is not on their side, and they aren't the "Belle of the Ball" any longer so have have to use their only weapon left to trap a paycheck.......their used up vag. Also single moms go anal a lot easier to enhance the trap. Time is not on their side......and they know it.

EnslavedOpethFan053 · 2019-05-04T13:47:42+00:00

A younger co-worker with mine went through a bad break up with a single mom (20 year old girl with a 6 month old). Before he started dating her, I told him to stay away and he wouldn't listen. His father told him to stay away and he wouldn't listen. She essentially was using him for his money to help take care of her kid because she didn't work. She was cheating on him as well and he dumped her when he found out.

I asked him if he had learned his lesson. He said "Yes".

He's now chasing another single mom.

Yup.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-05-04T09:54:56+00:00

The challenge: Find a single mom on Tinder whom you'd be comfortable entrusting with a child for more than 10 minutes.

ValleyOfGiants · 2019-05-04T05:06:00+00:00

Her paw should read “bastard children”

meerita · 2019-05-04T09:22:57+00:00

"My sons they are my world. If you will not man up and accept it, swipe left!"

strangerthing7 · 2019-05-04T12:00:03+00:00

LMAO

CrackingYs · 2019-05-07T12:08:17+00:00

Tinder is useless without single mom and obesity filters.

MikeRocksBoat · 2019-05-04T11:48:20+00:00

Who let the dogs out???

RF111164 · 2019-05-04T13:07:34+00:00

Where is the original pic from?

Nov51605 · 2019-05-04T15:45:56+00:00

Single moms suck and fuck pretty hard, and some of them really aint that bad looking even when they are over 40 , and even when im sober, so whats the beef if 1. You have a vasectomy 2. keep it FWB ?

AncapGhxst · 2019-05-05T17:46:30+00:00

Also landwhales

PlayStationYSTea94 · 2019-05-04T14:26:49+00:00

Fucking love this

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-05-05T02:45:32+00:00

Fighting the urge to post this to my facebook wall and watch the shit storm ensue

ContradictFate · 2019-05-06T14:39:50+00:00

It's cut out of the frame but that other hand to the right are fat fucks. They get even closer than the single moms. And they angry. I pulled a 21 century woman and ignored the FaFux when they message and pretend they don't exist after I just right swiped everything, so I didn't have to waste time, and I had 2 accounts perma banned without any appeal just because I didn't insta delete them..

Don't make my same mistake I did when I was on OLD if you right swipe everything (the only real way TBH.. Why waste time reading on cunts that don't give you the time of day anyways), just delete the fatties once they come in. Asap.

thisiswhyicant · 2019-05-04T14:35:54+00:00

u/title2imagebot

stuckinnowhereville · 2019-05-04T17:19:33+00:00

Ok I am ashamed of many in my gender online dating or just existing. If you have kids they are YOUR responsibility. Don’t go looking for some guy to rescue you due to your bad decisions.

But there are a few of us who aren’t like this. Some are widowed or divorced or single by choice with kids.

Yes I have kids. I have used it to find people who want to go on a date or do a fun activity. I used it before I found my partner- who I will not live with or marry by our choice.

Many can not date people in their field. Work relationships are messy. Many don’t have time or a way to meet people on the outside due to their career responsibilities like time commitment and travel. AND many men we do know or friends know are married.

Unlike them (the women posing as princesses in distress looking for a prince to bail them out) ...I own my house, make a very good income/have no need for a sugar daddy, and don’t want a step dad for my kids.

Just saying don’t give up thinking that’s all there is for women online. You may miss out on one who wants you for you and the time spent together- not your wallet or for you to be Daddy #2.

Title	My Tinder experience in a nutshell
Author	Helstromme
Upvotes	850
Comments	66
Date	May 4, 2019 12:33 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bkfk08/my_tinder_experience_in_a_nutshell/
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