Only 4, need more

loneliness-inc · 2018-12-28T19:02:59+00:00

This is borderline, but I'm approving it because she's looking for a good, physically fit man to marry. Someone stable without baby mammas.

Stunner900 · 2018-12-28T19:04:49+00:00

This must be a joke.

Sol_Install · 2018-12-28T19:16:46+00:00

vomits You know what's fucked up? Years ago, I would assume this was a troll post. But now? Especially with the Body Positivity that isn't about everyone but just fat women? I believe this.

You can tell by her rushing to marry she just doesn't want to look like a loser. And sadly there are men who are so bad off she can find someone but not what she wants.

BrownSauce788 · 2018-12-28T19:07:28+00:00

This is beyond plausible

R41nmaker · 2018-12-28T19:35:53+00:00

This can’t be real. How DESPERATE must Beta Billy be to want to get with this horrible abomination?

PapaSmegma69 · 2018-12-28T23:38:24+00:00

Perfect example of what women demand vs what they bring to the table. “Must work 5 jobs to feed my fatass. Must be tall and fit and be able to handle 500 lbs of pure women.” I blame the media for making them all think they’re princesses that deserve nothing less than the world

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-28T19:28:16+00:00

Troll post...I think.

unpluggedoasis · 2018-12-28T20:03:34+00:00

April 1st already passed man.

ForNowICanSee · 2018-12-29T00:36:48+00:00

Surely this is satire....surely?

jodymcwhody · 2018-12-29T02:10:02+00:00

If this is real in America we are guaranteed to lose the next war because there's nothing to fight for.

TitySuker · 2018-12-28T20:59:50+00:00

There is no need to make false profiles. A lot of womens dating profiles are ridiculous as is.

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-12-28T22:17:40+00:00

Didn’t know that the market for physically fit men looking for manatees was one that existed.

jjhova36 · 2018-12-28T20:39:35+00:00

“Only 4 baby daddy’s”

ageontargaryarn · 2018-12-29T03:14:52+00:00

This can't be real. No way 4 mean banged this Panzer

ChiTownBob · 2018-12-28T20:43:46+00:00

Thar she blows! Where is Captain Ahab when you need him? Seriously. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

This woman is on another planet - wait, she could be another planet!

Chief_Niggums · 2018-12-29T07:44:45+00:00

FUCKING PUKE!!!!!!!

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-28T20:10:14+00:00

Grimace?

ArcticFoxBunny · 2018-12-28T19:27:35+00:00

I just see this, if not fake, as someone figuring she has nothing to lose by making a wild request. Not unlike thirsty men spamming dick pics.

spiegelfechter · 2018-12-28T21:37:19+00:00

We've just hit Spacemexico head on....

leisuresuggestions · 2018-12-28T23:05:03+00:00

It can't be. It can't be!

SassySchadenfreude · 2018-12-28T23:35:41+00:00

there's the perfect guy for you at the local convenience store. Do you have a car? Are you okay with driving your driving your dreamie hubs to and from work? Depending on how far away your house is, he might be able to walk? He is loyal as a cuddly near. Loves good home cooked meals. How big is you're tv? Go Razerbacks! He's only working part time but when Bucky leaves he is hoping for more hours. He loves sunsets, country music, sports and the local tavern. When it's not football, basketball or baseball season he's pretty much yours. He has the potential to be damn handsome. Just needs a woman to clean him up a bit. Former drug and alcohol use has left him a little rough but you look like a lady ready to take on a project!

Only problem might be your children? Do they live with you? Do they have to? Maybe your mom would enjoy them for a while. Might be best to break him into this fatherhood stuff slowly? The.two of you need a honeymoon period. Mayne.add the kids slowly? One every six months or so?

He is not picky as your home. But a double wide would be nice. He's going to be grateful for running water and power. I'm sure he will be.anxious to contribute to the household as soon as he gets that court stuff in order. Head down to tavern pretty much any time and and ask for. Lil Bobbie 😍

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-29T01:28:09+00:00

Yeah, 6 kids, giant, morbidly obese and hey, she wants to get married right away, what a catch! You might be the lucky one to hose the shit out of her cracks every sunday afternoon!

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-29T01:59:19+00:00

This is too on the nose to be real btw.

NarutoDnDSoundNinja · 2018-12-29T03:34:12+00:00

Delusional.

GlobalAsshat · 2018-12-29T15:06:14+00:00

The men that are fucking her are the reason women's standards are so rediculous today.

NotLuceBree · 2018-12-29T22:18:40+00:00

There's no way this isn't a troll.

AeternitasViking · 2018-12-29T23:56:55+00:00

I have doubts that this a joke...

That scares me.

MGMOWNow1978 · 2018-12-30T15:46:33+00:00

SassySchadenfreude · 2018-12-30T19:51:53+00:00

Now did she find anyone to impregnate her? Four times?!

Crazy.

headsup02 · 2018-12-31T00:39:47+00:00

Woa, this is the worst example I've seen.. What a trainwreck situation!

TheNightWind777 · 2018-12-31T10:53:22+00:00

She looks like Boss Hogg in drag.

AHappyKittyCat · 2018-12-31T16:51:15+00:00

Do you think Jabba the Hutt would ever accept she's fat or just curvy?

Raider_Scavver · 2019-01-01T03:24:39+00:00

Oh shit, she ate her kids!

EasyGmoney · 2019-01-01T03:56:59+00:00

Good lord...

[deleted] · 2019-01-06T13:46:09+00:00

Wants to get married IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS?

IcebergHermit · 2019-01-07T13:10:28+00:00

If she sucks dick good and often she will find a man and you know I am being real

Medusssssa1 · 2019-02-27T01:08:17+00:00

Is This For Real? Oh But Only 4 Different Daddies It’s All Good!

Medusssssa1 · 2019-02-27T01:08:27+00:00

Trailer Trash

Title	Only 4, need more
Author	deGeso88
Upvotes	103
Comments	56
Date	December 28, 2018 4:39 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/aabuep/only_4_need_more/
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