Overweight, unattractive, racist post wall single mum wonders why none of her “400”(lmao) matches don’t reply, looking for a good old fashioned simp. Form an orderly line below, oh and no sex(lmao)

truthbomb999 · 2019-12-17T03:44:22+00:00

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Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-17T04:51:25+00:00

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EvilKlownz2 · 2019-12-17T03:02:18+00:00

They are too busy laughing to reply. Why didn't you stay with the father? Also, messaging back all those matches and no replies, what does that tell you?

FYI that M&M is a display, not a giant candy piece.

DangZagnut · 2019-12-17T02:59:46+00:00

Thank God, I hate having to have sex in relationships when I just want a simple relationship of paying off someone's debts.

MikepGrey · 2019-12-17T04:41:06+00:00

well 400 people in unanimous agreement cant be wrong...

bushwicksick · 2019-12-17T05:19:23+00:00

A morbidly obese, entitled Big Mama aka Shaniqua. Analyzing 'females' like you is my specialty. Let the games begin!

"Plus size, chunky, fluffy , thicker than a bowl of oatmeal".

Enough with the euphemisms, you are an overfed land whale polluting the planet earth with your excess carbon exhalation [MUH GLOBAL WARMING] and the methane you blow out of your rear end after a bucket of KFC. Your veins are probably pumping Crisco and margarine from all of the junk you eat.

Mother to a 10 year old child [not looking for a father for her, she has one]

You are a cruel, manipulative P.O.S. Does anyone seriously believe that her crotch goblin's daddy won't ALWAYS be in the picture? No matter what any man does, he will never be able to live up to the tingles her first baby daddy gave her. I know white guys are probably not into land whale sized Shaniquas [lol]. So it is safe to assume it was Tyrone or Pookie that knocked this hippo up. Do you think you can live up to the challenge of...

A 6'2, 230lbs, dark skinned, Apex Pookie [Tyrone's more feral, felon counterpart], 6 pack abs, 20" biceps, a 10" steel cut horsecock.

"NO HOOKUPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS

She assumes that those reading her profile are as imbecilic as she is. So instead of writing something to the effect of - "I'm looking for something meaningful, I am only interested in a long term relationship"... She communicates like an idiot and feels the need to TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO GET HER POINT ACROSS. Single mothers are garbage, especially the Shaniqua types.

“I’ve messaged all 400 of my matches. It’s like Russian roulette 😂. What’s the point of matching if you don’t want to talk”

Shaniqua, there are two things going on that you might or might not be aware of.

Least Desirable: According to our very woke friends at OKC, your ilk are the least desired dating group. You might have a stranglehold in the hood where Tyrone, Ramon, Chang, Sanjay might not have options but outside of the hood. You're invisible. Heterosexual, red-blooded men are generally repulsed by females who exhibit masculine traits. Think on that one for a while [oh no he didnttttt].
Swiping without looking: Many men online just use a shotgun approach and swipe without looking. Many don't give a F but when the read your profile, they are rightfully repulsed.

Looking for a gentleman? LMAO. No sane gentleman will want you and your beached whale sized ass. Get off the buffet line, stop gulping 2 gallons of pepsi a day and hit the gym piggy. Also, Tyrone only wants a P&D from you at this stage. You can't nab Chad, Chang Thunderwang, Ramon, Vijay or even an Ack'med.

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-17T03:44:36+00:00

Oh God.....

Look who they let out....

My dick is now inverted after looking at this one....

leadrain86 · 2019-12-17T11:26:09+00:00

And she votes for everyone black! I love my woman to think of African Americans as monoliths, so hot.

Profitglutton · 2019-12-17T06:25:49+00:00

Why do they always say not looking for a father? They know damn well they're looking for a father figure and most importantly a wallet to provide everything with no hope of sex in return. I guess they're really good at deluding themselves as much as they delude their simps.

NomoreMrNiceGui · 2019-12-17T04:55:30+00:00

Men swipe on everyone then sift through their matches. Lmao

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-12-17T04:42:49+00:00

Whats the point of matching if you don't want to talk

HAHaha, stupid slut. Not even worth the effort to slip past your glaring shit tests.

Not looking for a father. No hookups

Well staring at your elephant trunks ain't gonna make me cum that's for sure.

Westernhagen · 2019-12-17T15:30:41+00:00

Reminder from CDC data:

The rate of reported chlamydia cases among Black women was 5.0 times the rate among White women.
Gonorrhea among Black women is 7.6 times the rate among White women.
Syphilis among Black women is 5.2 times the rate among White women.
AIDS diagnosis per year among Black women is 20 times that of White women.

Sticking your dick in that is like playing Russian roulette with 5 cylinders loaded.

hollydoll27 · 2019-12-17T16:08:06+00:00

Sounds like a winner. Sad that females sitting down there, in the bottom of the sexual market totem pole seem to have deluded themselves into thinking they're as highly sought after as a beautiful quiet slender and submissive female from literally anywhere else but the west. Lol

anti-hypergamist · 2019-12-17T12:35:20+00:00

I wouldn't exactly call her racist. I think the line "voting for everybody black" means she's only interested in dating black men.

Domebeers · 2019-12-17T17:17:13+00:00

black women who put NO HOOKUPS are funny

alleyteris · 2019-12-17T09:59:03+00:00

400 men having matched with this whale ,says way too much about the thirst most simps have just for the smell of pussy

BluepillProfessor · 2019-12-17T10:27:42+00:00

Jeez, look at those eyes. I'd say an IQ of about 80.

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-12-17T11:28:32+00:00

Stop eating, you fat pieces of shit!

vampyreking666 · 2019-12-18T03:30:42+00:00

Sometimes you can hear pictures. I am getting obnoxious sassy stereotypes about black women from this one

Older_Miggy · 2019-12-17T05:22:17+00:00

Looks like she wants to take a bite out of that M&M.

energyconsultant · 2019-12-17T10:19:50+00:00

Any one remembers Maurice from marsupilami?

ChubaTaco · 2019-12-17T14:53:58+00:00

Fluffy...yea

NeverNotTrappin · 2019-12-17T15:29:34+00:00

You and this woman have the same political power. What a great system we have.

Cuntfart9000 · 2019-12-17T18:39:19+00:00

FAT AND BLACK

PASS!

divorce33 · 2019-12-17T22:48:49+00:00

Before even going on a dating app, her first priority should be to lose weight.

zerofeetpersecond · 2019-12-17T22:52:47+00:00

Someone explain to her Russian roulette typically involves a 1/6 chance of certain death. Also the player is usually stupid, not blind.

ImAWhoDat · 2019-12-18T12:06:49+00:00

Thicker than a ~~bowl of oatmeal~~ vat of wet concrete.

oh_no_aliens · 2019-12-18T17:52:32+00:00

It's not often I see a legit 1. Anything below a 4 is undateable, with 3's and below being by far the most repulsive women on the planet.

This bitch is on a whole other level.

2019-12-18T18:30:47+00:00

50% chance of herpes

ColdStatistician · 2019-12-18T04:45:33+00:00

"Voting for everybody black"

Go back to Africa then?

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PASS!