Single mom i know posts paternity results on Facebook. Trying to "redeem" herself

ChiTownBob · 2019-01-04T23:51:19+00:00

Translated from THOTese to English:

See girlfriends? I really did get knocked up with that hunky Chad/Tyrone I was bragging about. He didn't want to admit he had the hots for me and that we knocked boots. Now I can brag about bagging that Chad/Tyrone to everyone!

KoloGupta · 2019-01-05T00:32:33+00:00

She really publicly put her sperm donor on blast.

Someone must have told her that publicly shaming him would bring him back in line. You know, the way henpecking works on women.

This bright, young flower thinks she will have her Chad running back to her to claim the kid he doesn't want, and be submissive to her, lest he be publicly embarrassed again.

In reality, her friends are going to be clamoring to have their eggs fertilized by this stud. Not just her friends, either; she's going to get him drowned in poon. She's cast a very wide net for him. OP will let him back in for seconds and thirds, too. Good for him, on one hand.

God has secured those child support funds for her, on the other hand. If Chad won't come back and commit to her, at least she'll get hers.

He will speed up the healing of her birth canal, so she can look for her next donor(s) and start working on baby #2. She can always keep and catalogue some DNA from each guy that bones her. This way, when she runs multiple DNA tests in the future, God will work His miracle again, and deliver the right father to His angel, the Family Court Magistrate, of the next asshole(s) won't commit.

Sluts gonna slut.

[deleted] · 2019-01-05T00:10:18+00:00

I can't wait until her kid grows up to be a career-criminal.

TGWWHOW · 2019-01-05T00:11:32+00:00

take away the money and responsibility of both men and lets see if that pregnancy was a gift from god.

frikabg · 2019-01-05T00:41:51+00:00

If this was a gift from your precious god then why the fuck do you need a man who has to be a dad? GOD gave you this child right? So let him provide for your fucked up psycho bitch ass and the bastard you decided to give birth to! Why do you need to be called innocent or proved right when you have GOD in your fucking corner??!? I know why ... because you are full of shit!

NotRhyme · 2019-01-05T00:43:14+00:00

No chain of custody.

This means she could have submitted samples from other people who really were father / child and then post this.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-01-05T00:35:20+00:00

No, moron! Your pregnancy was a gift from Chad / Tyrone the Irresponsible! #YouSoDumb

byronshadow · 2019-01-05T02:33:53+00:00

Aren’t they embarrassed to air their dirty laundry like this? I’d try to save some dignity with a lie. The dad proposed as soon as he learned I was pregnant but died in a car accident, that sort of thing.

Naz-One · 2019-01-05T02:23:11+00:00

There is still a .002 chance it's not his, though. J/k

Ipride362 · 2019-01-05T09:51:02+00:00

Read the bottom: “will not stand up in a court of law.”

Oliverott · 2019-01-05T15:36:42+00:00

Translation: "Yes I am dirty whore but this is the proof that I got myself pregnant by spermjacking a top quality Alpha male, not like the loser Betas you married"

Oliverott · 2019-01-05T15:30:48+00:00

Serious question:

If you are a victim of spermjacking can you escape to another country to avoid persecution and the enslavement to pay "thot support" for 18+ fucking years?

I guess if you escape to Russia that's pretty clear, but what happens if a Yank escapes to Italy or a Kraut to America?

Bestprofilename · 2019-01-05T16:42:07+00:00

Maybe she fucked 100k guys. Means it could be anyone's, lads

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-01-05T18:20:10+00:00

The fact that you need a paternity test at all makes you a sub human but also men should realize that when you stick your cock in one of these monsters there’s a very real chance this may happen.

ransay3277 · 2019-01-05T20:34:51+00:00

let the child support begin.

twittyswister · 2019-01-15T05:15:13+00:00

But that doesn't actually prove anything.

He has to give a sample of his DNA. If he's calling her a cheater but he actually knows he's the father, what are the odds that he'll give her that sample?

She could just as easily have provided a sample from the true father. I don't know...so this doesn't actually prove anything. He'd have to go online and publicly acknowledge that he agreed to the paternity test and that it's definitely him. Last I checked, you couldn't force people to submit to scientific testing.

bob13bob · 2019-01-07T19:59:29+00:00

nothing wrong with this. I be he was trying to deny it was his kid. He did the deed, he needs tot ake responsibility or us tax payers are going to foot hte bill.

too much blanket women hating.

Title	Single mom i know posts paternity results on Facebook. Trying to "redeem" herself
Author	metalsympathizer
Upvotes	108
Comments	38
Date	January 4, 2019 11:46 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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