Ugh

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-18T09:21:09+00:00

Guaranteed fun on your first ride but no fuck boys lmao What on earth? But also looking for the 'one'.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-09-18T15:02:24+00:00

She appears to be chasing a beta bux. "dad bods", wholesome adventures, roping them in with "looking for the one", etc.

Already complaining about the fuck boys, so you know she has gone down that pipe a few times.

Note on the "Guaranteed fun on your first ride, or your next one is free!". It appears that she is selling her "services". This would actually make more sense than chasing a beta bux down. She is chasing beta bux, but only for financial incentives.

The profile is really subtle and it's hard to make out what she wants or her motives. I'd say it's better for a weekend post, but since some mods/endorsed members already commented, I'm going to leave it up. Please see Rule #5 for our weekday posts and put a little more energy into your titles u/H0nkHonk. Thanks.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-09-18T10:59:22+00:00

Dad bod 10/10, because she hopes you overlook her mom bod 1/10.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-09-18T13:51:10+00:00

"Dad bods are always 10/10."

God, I'm SO willing to settle right now. Please ANYONE, as long as you pay my bills and listen to me carry on about absolute nonsense, I'll pretend that whatever physique you have is the one I was looking for! Please!

Pliyii · 2019-09-18T09:57:08+00:00

"You miss every chance you don't take"

What the hell is that supposed to mean? It is set up like it's supposed to be a deep cutting final statement but it just says something so moot that she might as well have just written out a sentence formed entirely of the SPACE key.

ugluk1 · 2019-09-18T10:01:49+00:00

time and resource thief, but most importantly time thief.

bushwicksick · 2019-09-18T14:06:47+00:00

I bet this one has banged at least 15 Chads. She sounds a bit crazy too. Females are generally lunatics but I also get a drug user vibe from this creature as well.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-09-18T18:30:58+00:00

You get a strong smell of “oops I forgot to take the pill” vibe with this one.

Hoodlum224 · 2019-09-19T08:59:01+00:00

JJJ, raging Aussie lefty,

Mickusey · 2019-09-18T21:24:54+00:00

“Fuck boys need not apply” - So funny how they literally categorize alpha fux and beta bux in their head themselves, then act shocked/confused when the idea that it’s actually a thing is pushed.

Thetrvler · 2019-09-18T16:28:04+00:00

I’m sure she’s taken every chance that came around....

solamarvii · 2019-09-18T18:49:03+00:00

I don't really understand most of that.

And that makes me happy.

EmilCSS · 2019-09-18T18:13:43+00:00

Am I the only one that read fisting at 2 first?

NovaKay · 2019-09-18T22:46:17+00:00

Triple J is an alternative music, youth-orientated radio network in Australia, for what it's worth

lorem6300118 · 2019-09-18T11:24:29+00:00

Sincere question: when she calls coffee a “shout”, is she referring to Skyrim?

If so, why?

Bruchibre · 2019-09-18T12:06:32+00:00

She must be new

BluepillProfessor · 2019-09-18T14:33:51+00:00

This is a Sugar Baby.

krusecontrol91 · 2019-09-18T18:25:32+00:00

Sad. Just pitifully sad. Her best bet is humpty dumpty cause he knows all about that wall.

howdyzekehere · 2019-09-19T00:06:41+00:00

Wow ur just salty at birches eh kiddo what’s wrong with this post

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-09-18T12:29:40+00:00

VD on tap.

Title	Ugh
Author	H0nkHonk
Upvotes	208
Comments	58
Date	September 18, 2019 9:09 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d5v2t6/ugh/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/ugh.344124 https://theredarchive.com/post/344124

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