What an absolute unit!

Morty50911 · 2019-10-10T02:10:23+00:00

If society crashes,I hope she starves instead of picking up a fishing rod.

MentORPHEUS · 2019-10-10T02:17:34+00:00

There's thicc, phat, and... fat.

Without the weird pigeon-toed pose and high heels, one would be much quicker to wonder if there's maybe a third leg up in that skirt.

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-10-10T02:21:15+00:00

WTF is the safe working load on those shoes? What's he issued with cats? Nobody like her pussy so she doesn't like others?

Furi0usxStylez · 2019-10-10T02:17:17+00:00

She's either a butterface with kids or married with kids. Either way she's a hard no no.

Why do women post photos like this and expect to find decent men? "Look at my legs! which is the only quality I have! Come find me Chad! but respect me! But get aroused by my legs! But treat me like a lady! Don't objectify me! Why are you aroused by my legs!? You're a pervert! Give me your money Chad!" So confusing...

fea_ther · 2019-10-10T20:00:03+00:00

Una latina gorda... al carajo!

Category5chimpout · 2019-10-10T03:03:49+00:00

fat legs --> mexican landwhale. She's trying her best to hide her fupa in the photo so she just cropped her legs, but they don't lie.

Chad1Stevens · 2019-10-10T03:30:45+00:00

Why do fats always say their hobbies are eating and cooking?

Like, duh

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-10T02:20:30+00:00

Thick thigh Latina doesn't like Orange Man? ¡Eso es tan sorprendente!

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-10T04:57:27+00:00

"I have one child, Aidan. He will always be my priority over you, but give me access to your wallet so I can stuff my fat thighs with chicken shawarma. Be sure to keep a good job so I can upgrade this scooter to a segway in the future."

BonelessSkinless · 2019-10-10T04:48:50+00:00

Her pudgy legs don't even look nice, pass

HardEarnedVictory · 2019-10-10T04:08:30+00:00

It's pretty impressive that little motor and battery on plank can haul her dress-bursting MASS up and down the city without exploding spectacularly in a ball of fire.

Hell, they can make a children's story about that thing: "The Little Scooter that could" where bright-eyed little boys learn about the story of this dutiful little rental scooter that persevered in its job- hauling heavy THOTs from place to place as they hunt for gullible brainwashed Betabux and being included the THOTs' Tinder profile. Every single day, for long hours under the sharp heels of THOTs, the Little Scooter strains his motor and batteries. The Little Scooter is invisible to them- all his hard work not even given a single glance or word of thanks- exactly like 80% of all men in the world.

"But why does Little Scooter work so hard when no one thanks him, Uncle?"

"Because he has a dream- and he is determined to let nothing keep him from it. That is what a man does."

Day after day, the Little Scooter toils thanklessly and tirelessly to fulfill its dream- earning a meager salary and investing it in himself and his skills, inching forwards month after month. Some days, he feels like he just wants to give up- but the other Scooters were always there for him- cheering him on, telling him to believe in himself and not to quit. And again and again, the Little Scooter finds the strength to keep chugging along- until finally, it achieves its dream- becoming a classic Italian Vespa.

"He may not be the wealthiest, nor the most popular like the Ferrari or the Alfa Romeo or the Lamborghini. That is true."

"But that was his own dream that he made come true: with his own sweat and oil, with his own two wheels- and for that reason- he was the happiest scooter in the world."

"Little Boys of the world, you are that Little Scooter, born into this world turned mean by feminism. The road ahead is harsh due to the thoughtless actions of women and the simpering approval of weak thirsty men. But work tirelessly towards your dreams, learn from your mistakes, stand up for one another, ignore THOTs and if you want to, one day, you too will become a sweet piece of Italian engineering- admired and respected by the world. The End."

rebelauthor · 2019-10-10T06:26:03+00:00

Bitch, you aren't cool. Fuck you and your kid. Nobody cares what your priorities are. You're baggage... with a carry on (those cost extra). Only a bumbling idiot would get on that flight. Tu entiendes puta? Chupe en mi verga, bendeja.

Lurkingnopost · 2019-10-10T04:32:23+00:00

I have never been prouder of being a trump supporter!!!

XavierMalory · 2019-10-10T03:36:45+00:00

Practically every woman with a crotch goblin finds it necessary to state how that halfling “is their world” or “is my top priority” or “will always come first, so deal with it.”

Well duh!

What kind of men have these idiots been dating that they actually have to say that out right?

Worst part is, you know if Chad was there they would absolutely find a babysitter for their kids so they could get dicked down hard.

kyledontcare · 2019-10-10T02:34:42+00:00

Disgusting. So glad I skipped breakfast this morning.

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-10-10T02:53:23+00:00

Thunder thighs

yankeecandledriver · 2019-10-10T03:30:58+00:00

You could live for two years off the meat in that one thigh

onbakeplatinum · 2019-10-10T03:17:52+00:00

Tranny?

solaris32 · 2019-10-10T04:14:33+00:00

What does the she-beast have against cats and fish?

MathGirl17 · 2019-10-10T04:28:58+00:00

Trump 2020!

s1500 · 2019-10-10T04:15:33+00:00

reasons to swipe left/be swiped left on: 25 reasons to swipe right: 0

uberduger · 2019-10-10T07:18:54+00:00

She swipes left for cats, dead animals or fish?

Funny coincidence - I swipe left for fat legs and scooters!

meerita · 2019-10-10T08:09:38+00:00

Leftist, bisexual thot. Worst of the worst.

[deleted] · 2019-10-10T03:45:49+00:00

She got to mention one more interest of hers Standing on the sideroad in a HOOKER pose

RockwellsGhost · 2019-10-10T05:46:12+00:00

Do a mad trick on ya scooter! Do a tailwhip!

whiplash_14 · 2019-10-10T07:16:38+00:00

No dead animals ❌

Chicken shawarma ✔️💜

Philhelm · 2019-10-10T10:40:06+00:00

A single mother who hates Trump voters. Who the fuck does she think is paying for her WIC?

ugluk1 · 2019-10-10T07:04:50+00:00

Fat legs and lying about age. Women get all round and fat 30+. This one hates beta, which is good, as she won't get to divorce rape one.

MarinTaranu · 2019-10-10T07:09:28+00:00

A cat hater. Hard swipe left. My cat is the first priority in my life.

QuietRulrOfEvrything · 2019-10-10T18:12:21+00:00

All I see are two cankle-ridden tree stumps torturing a pair of high heels begging for death before they're pounded into flats. RED FLAG Time: Huh...she talks a loooooot about Food in the few 'get-to-know-me' lines available.

mblazin1532 · 2019-10-11T01:51:00+00:00

WTF is wrong with cats?

CaptainjustusIII · 2019-10-10T05:38:01+00:00

Why are these kinds of woman often bisexual?

NeverTrustAVaJayJay · 2019-10-10T07:40:45+00:00

Interests : eating, talking

You couldn’t make this shit up.

tinysackbigshaft · 2019-10-10T10:28:42+00:00

Question: are superlikes truly a mistake? Or is it a defender mechanism?

I’ve never super liked anyone. If I wanted to, I would have to swipe up all the way. Maybe if I was lying down and shit swiping randomly, I could go corner-top by accident, but it’s extremely rare if it were to ever happen.

I’ve been super liked before, and I purposely don’t message right away because fuck you. But I’ve noticed that even though the bitch super liked you, and you send a message soon enough, she acts like she’s doing you a favour by responding LMAO. That’s when I just delete her off my shit. And I know girls take that stuff serious so it gets my loins extra lubricated.

But I truly believe that when they write “superlikes are accidents” it’s a defence mechanism thing, so when she does it to you, you can have ——— you know what fuck it I have work to go to. Women are fucking miserable for dedicating this much mental energy to worthless shit. Bye

TheSecondComing97 · 2019-10-10T13:41:46+00:00

Well I’m a Trump supporter. Thank fuck. I’m safe.

leredditbugman · 2019-10-10T17:38:52+00:00

I’ve never seen a cankle start at the thigh before🤷🏼‍♀️

TruthSeekingPerson · 2019-10-10T11:59:34+00:00

Are those lumpy legs her best feature?

I present this as Exhibit A that Western Society worships women, where not even remotely attractive broads get to act like they're superior to every man out there.

Sankdamoney · 2019-10-10T13:43:05+00:00

“Spoken word” tells me everything I need to know about her: annoying.

You-Type-Dumbly · 2019-10-10T13:49:21+00:00

I’m sure many have claimed to support that Glorious Orange Bastard just to avoid being pursued by that behemoth!

NickTesla2018 · 2019-10-10T15:32:35+00:00

Trump supporter and despise someone else's sperm donation. I'm safe!

FirmFirefighter · 2019-10-10T16:54:39+00:00

I don't know why but I imagine this woman has a very itchy crotch and has no problems scratching it in a supermarket.

leredditbugman · 2019-10-10T17:35:23+00:00

Those poor shoes are crying😭

Delifier · 2019-10-10T06:35:34+00:00

Her bare legs doesnt even seem to be the most flattering view. And screams "Hoooookkkeeer".

aad7990 · 2019-10-10T06:59:58+00:00

Yeah stay away from women who cant make you a priority. Im like "bitch I come first"!

TheREexpert44 · 2019-10-10T09:09:43+00:00

29? 29 stone maybe.

mvlock · 2019-10-10T10:14:45+00:00

Tinder - looking for mama for my childs

oops already a mama

[deleted] · 2019-10-10T11:40:35+00:00

Interests: baking...

yeah, we can tell.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-10-10T12:33:48+00:00

Damn......I was going to invite her to the trump rally tonight.

Vishapstein · 2019-10-10T13:11:15+00:00

Her heels look about to break from all that weight.

IvoryBanana · 2019-10-10T15:49:03+00:00

For all the cankle loving men out there - don't all rush in at once, boys!

StopcryingFistUrself · 2019-10-10T16:51:00+00:00

Any person whose interests include brunch, I am out on.

leredditbugman · 2019-10-10T17:37:59+00:00

Leftist policies keeping her target dating demographic out of prison✊🏿

Cantide756 · 2019-10-10T18:40:19+00:00

So she loves chicken shawarma but wont tolerate any pics of fish or dead animals? Aight.

CountyMcCounterson · 2019-10-10T18:59:06+00:00

Interests: speaking, eating

abortion_clinic_king · 2019-10-10T18:59:32+00:00

Vile woman

nck93 · 2019-10-10T20:28:41+00:00

I think her leg looks more like a sausage roll than a chicken shawarma.

_KittyBear_ · 2019-10-10T20:43:54+00:00

Is it just me or is one of her toes outside the shoestrap?

[deleted] · 2019-10-10T20:54:56+00:00

Good find

meeheecaan · 2019-10-10T21:07:37+00:00

a cat lady that doesnt like cats

NMFlamez · 2019-10-10T21:45:47+00:00

I dont think this is so bad

coldsteel86 · 2019-10-10T23:40:42+00:00

I cant see her face but judging by those nasty cottage cheese and cellulite thighs of hers i am willing to bet she has a face that was completely obliterated of all beauty from nights of drinking,partying and doing monkey double backflips. Wouldnt be surprised if she has a criminal record you know like drugs,dui, suspended license, etc.

BUT she deserves a good man!

TheSecondComing97 · 2019-10-10T23:52:11+00:00

😂 😂 😂

Klown_Kutz · 2019-10-11T00:34:46+00:00

God her cankles are the size of my arms!

pmmemonay · 2019-10-12T15:02:18+00:00

brunching

"Is that pesto?"

yagooba · 2019-10-10T03:40:03+00:00

I fee this one isn’t honesty that bad. She has her criteria but she isn’t rude about it

urbana1 · 2019-10-10T09:01:33+00:00

If your child is your priority stop inviting strange men into their life! I’m sure your child doesn’t want a replacement dad when the one he had who you don’t let him see was probably just fine. And as usual the law sides with the impulsive narcissist who is more than likely the worst parent out of the two!

Stannis_B · 2019-10-10T09:08:52+00:00

Interests- brunching...

...

Uesugi1989 · 2019-10-10T10:40:26+00:00

Why are they all soooooo fucking fat. I left the gym a while ago, 3 women's and 5 guys were left. all the guys are slim and me and another one of the 5 are ripped. All 3 of them are fat, one is going to the gym for 2 years at least and still fat.

Is it so hard to not eat like it's your last day alive?

bureaulard · 2019-10-10T11:04:06+00:00

Dead cats?

[deleted] · 2019-10-10T11:40:58+00:00

How about "Yo Mama" jokes?

I can think of 2 or 3 off the top of my head!

crassrecords · 2019-10-10T11:54:55+00:00

Spoken word? Great, now I need to watch the besharps episode.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-10-10T12:27:37+00:00

Rather a dude, fat chick, or butterface chick

patstoddard · 2019-10-10T12:55:19+00:00

Nice cankles

Thor-Loki-1 · 2019-10-10T13:31:19+00:00

Those ankle straps are cutting off her already bad circulation.

Title	What an absolute unit!
Author	geronimo11b
Upvotes	582
Comments	186
Date	October 10, 2019 12:29 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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