"WHERES MY HUSBAND?"

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-03T22:13:25+00:00

Sorry "mom of a prince", but princes traditionally came from the upper echelons of society, and weren't the bastard offspring of some random one-night stand.

I'll keep it "real" as requested...Good luck raising your "royalty" by yourself, because no self-respecting man is interested in someone who looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man and has the language skills of a Grade 2 dropout, to say nothing of raising someone's bastard.

I also think she inverted the digits of her age...she has the body of the average 42 year old...if she is 24, wow...it's only downhill from there.

Chiliresident · 2021-02-03T22:31:51+00:00

Where my ATM at? This kween has bills...

newtomtl83 · 2021-02-03T22:50:48+00:00

NO BENEFITS

Ha!

Blackbarnabyjones · 2021-02-03T23:22:37+00:00

How can you manage to make a wearing a skirt look like you are wearing overalls?

x-typo · 2021-02-03T22:18:55+00:00

"WHERE'S MAH KING!? I WANT A REAL MAN!"

Quoted by a Qween-eest of all the rats in the hood

Alturius · 2021-02-04T01:06:15+00:00

"God first"

So at what point did God become first in her life?

I doubt that this woman was chosen by a supreme being for some divine impregnation plan to better humanity. The text she uses is certainly not how most Christians would convey themselves. It is hostile, aggressive and the complete opposite of any genuine god-fearing person that she claims to be. Looks to me like someone is trying to play the moral virtue card, a born again virgin trying to cover her tracks, but the kid is evidence of a different past to the one she is trying to project.

AstroPixelCollector · 2021-02-03T23:59:15+00:00

God first

The kid comes second this time around. Meaning you get bumped to third place, homie.

Nerdialismo · 2021-02-04T00:52:49+00:00

I fucking hate this overuse of emojis, women are so childish, such stupid way to communicate, I have a stroke every time I see a bio like this.

Chgralac73 · 2021-02-03T23:27:25+00:00

when 7 miles is not far enough

lifeisweirdasfuck · 2021-02-04T13:05:38+00:00

"Don't waste my time". Whenever I read that line by any hoe I don't know whether to laugh or get angry. As if her time was any valuable LMFAO.

SCCock · 2021-02-04T01:42:40+00:00

What does she even have to offer? What a repulsive bit of advertising.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-02-03T22:18:37+00:00

I keep it real. That's why I'm keeping it moving on another bunker buster profile.

Snoo33176 · 2021-02-04T11:00:21+00:00

"Where's my husband?" - you can smell the entitlement coming off the page.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-02-04T20:42:45+00:00

Where's her husband??

I think she ate him.

cjohn3b · 2021-02-04T21:36:45+00:00

Ghetto trash

Cissnowflake · 2021-02-04T22:43:47+00:00

Perhaps her husband should have been the father of her “prince”?

qkmax · 2021-02-04T03:00:25+00:00

Omg how can they be this messed up? Smh

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-02-04T05:17:29+00:00

She's verified for chatting and streaming. As if single men cared. She believes she is being proactive in her search for a wallet. I don't know how much it costs to be verified, but it's too little and too late.

DemoniteBL · 2021-02-04T07:47:43+00:00

Hey 🤩 gurl 😏 maybe stop with the 😂😃😶😉🤗😗😘😚 emoji spam and put on some fucking pants 👖

evergreen35 · 2021-02-04T11:19:10+00:00

Chonker want money

PussyDeconstructor · 2021-02-07T12:15:49+00:00

Fuck this post made me swipe left even though in kn reddit

gunrunner1926 · 2021-02-04T21:03:22+00:00

"no benefits", lol! Nailed it!

throwthrowthrew · 2021-02-04T21:47:46+00:00

What makes your kid so special though ?! People with kids should be with other people with kids. Or ya know choose baby daddies better?? Stop coming after innocent single men with no attachments when you are a liability.

2021-02-12T11:28:48+00:00

These bitches must hate matching with the type of men they want, because when I see "if you don't like xxxx, 👈" do you know what I do?

I take my 6ft, high-income, big dicked thumb and I swipe left with NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING REGRET.

I'm not gonna audition to be a fucking simp.

Title	"WHERES MY HUSBAND?"
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	156
Comments	54
Date	February 3, 2021 10:06 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/lbzpw8/wheres_my_husband/
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