Gf shit test , response to this ?

BluepillProfessor · 2016-03-22T15:33:17+00:00

Agree and Amplify: --"She's one of my practice girls. How did you find out?"

Pressure Flip--"You are so cute when your jealous."

Nuke:-- "Don't interrogate me about every girl who likes one of my pics. I promise to let you know before I fuck somebody else."

Truth--(yawn, bored): "She's a friend of a friend. Why?"

However, you already failed. A Shit Test is a test of your frame. Your GF is testing your shit to see if your frame is solid. It's not so the test was failed no matter what you say.

[deleted] · 2016-03-22T13:34:34+00:00

Either sister, mistress, or possibly an avenger. Let me know what your sleuthing uncovers k?

Boesman12 · 2016-03-22T13:40:59+00:00

"Stalking my likes" - Is every relationship nowadays a love triangle with social media as the third party and the reading of digital tea leaves a required skill? Can't you just, not?

[deleted] · 2016-03-22T15:38:43+00:00

I'm pretty sure that if I a answer this wrong she will give me shit.

So what?

And define "wrong". I hope you're not thinking as in "wrong as it won't appease and sooth her suspicions".

Wrong would be NOT A.A or A.M. answers. If she wants to use this as some bitching point then go o.i.

mrpCamper · 2016-03-22T18:01:57+00:00

I'm going to answer this with an example of a shit test I received via text yesterday morning while at the office.

her: Why did I just have to scrape two contact lenses off the bar?

me: Long story involving two strippers and a goat.

I didn't hear anything else about the contacts again. Di I answer wrong? Who knows? Who cares?

Redneck001 · 2016-03-22T19:20:57+00:00

I woke up to this message

Just ignore it. Not every question deserves an answer.

If she asks you again later, face to face, just make up something funny. Something that's suggests you don't take bullshit like that seriously.

"She's my Tuesday night girl. What day is it again?"

I'm more amused that you felt you had to DEER to US.

cj_aubrey · 2016-03-22T13:33:14+00:00

Probably best to use A&A trivialize with humor. Its more fun if its creative so use a sequence of vague answers that ends with a punchline.

She was the daughter. Her: whose daughter? Of the senator. Her: which senator? From Naboo, and her father was the jedi. Oh no wait that was princess Leia.
She was the one that hiked up the mountain. Her: what mountain? Yeah Anna's sister. Her: who is Anna? You know, the other princess. She sang that song. Something about let it go.
She was the 4th. Her: 4th what? The 4th cheerleader that I met on Up Dog? Her: whats up dog. Not much, whats poppin with you?

Endless variations OP.

CopyAndPaste2015 · 2016-03-22T12:54:23+00:00

AA: Chick who? I know so many girls with that name..

Title	Gf shit test , response to this ?
Author	OnlyTRP
Upvotes	4
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Date	March 22, 2016 12:38 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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