In the grocery store today I saw a solid 9 who was much younger than me and did the double take with hair flick which makes you aware that if you approached, it would probably go pretty well. She was wearing a mini skirt complete with f*ck-me boots, and was around 24 years old.

I wanted to approach but didn’t because I’m married and live in a very small town. Had I done so, my wife’s friend who I bumped into in the same aisle a minute later would have seen and heard me attempting to charm this girl into bed.

I realised that I am not living an authentic life. I don’t approach women because I’m married. If I was being true to myself I’d be approaching every time a situation like this arose, growing a harem of women and having the time of my life.