Flowers

AlphaAsFAQ · 2014-08-13T00:31:45+00:00

No not do that.

Flowers are to show appreciation for good behaviour or condolences for sickness/death.

Remain silent until she contacts you.

RaymondCarversDog · 2014-08-13T01:41:47+00:00

Trust me. No good can come from this.

If you buy flowers for a girl who already favors you, you get a sort of beta-validating "oh, that's nice."

If you buy flowers for a girl who disfavors you, she still doesn't give a fuck, probably less so after the flowers.

As AlphaAsFAQ said, positive reinforcement is probably the only opportune condition for buying flowers. The expensiveness of the flowers does not seem to make a difference in my experience.

Source: Dude who used to buy flowers.

PhantomDream09 · 2014-08-13T00:55:37+00:00

Flowers are a waste of money.

You say you have been silent, but has she tried to get a hold of you? Radio silence doesn't mean much if no one is trying to tune into your station.

Counter423 · 2014-08-13T02:12:01+00:00

Lmao fuck flowers.

The worst!

They are the equivalent of buying socks. They're nice and thoughtful but you're never going to really use them or appreciate them.

laere · 2014-08-13T02:29:32+00:00

That's like treating your dog to a new toy after he shits in the house.

leodoestheopposite · 2014-08-19T14:29:18+00:00

The Red Pill divides guys into 2 categories: AF and BB.

You decide where you want to be, AF or BB, with your behavior.

Misteralcala · 2014-08-13T06:41:30+00:00

"Hmmmm... Whatever should I do?.... it would surely be a waste if this vexed plate of mine were to drop! Aha! By Jove! I think I've got it! Yes! Yessss! I shall cut a sprig of some particularly beautiful vegetation and have it sent to her forthwith! Ohhh I am good! My dastardly plan will surely make her succumb to my manly charms!"

Title	Flowers
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	5
Comments	19
Date	August 13, 2014 12:19 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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