Hello gents,

Background: LTR is constantly asking for back massages, especially after sex. She only asks after sex because she wants to guilt me into it... as if she doesn't enjoy sex herself, even though she initiates more often than I do. I usually give her a lazy one and stop, and she doesn't push the subject. Last night she whined and pouted more than usual (it was pitiful) so I gave in... And then recognized it as, I guess (?), a shit test.

How do I tell her to piss off and let me go to sleep?

Everyone once in a while is fine, but don't beg to me like a cat rubbing my leg for attention or I'm going to throw you outside.