How do I protect myself from "accidental" pregnancies?

rebuildingMyself · 2014-06-11T15:57:10+00:00

Vasectomy
Don't have sex

That's about the only ways to actually protect yourself. Everything else is just reducing the odds

XLionheart · 2014-06-11T21:10:22+00:00

step 1) Keep some sperm cells in case you ever need them, you can have them frozen and stored.

step 2) get a vasectomy

Still the safest way imo

greycloud24 · 2014-06-11T16:43:18+00:00

vasectomy + make sure you have paperwork from the clinic that gave you the vasectomy. this ensures that if you get brought to a court to have child support pushed on you that you have evidence to force a paternity test.

condoms + hot sauce. put the hot sauce in the used condom and mix it with the sperm. this will cause extreme irritation if she decides to use that to get pregnant with it, it can also kill off the sperm inside. if she tries to bring you to court over it, claim you are under the belief that it acts as a spermicide. this has been through the courts before and has passed muster. claim you are unaware of the irritation.

the best way is to have sex with women aged 25 and under. they don't experience the biological clock as strongly and aren't as prone to force pregnancies against your will as older women are. basically don't stick your dick in crazy. post wall women are more desperate and crazy than their younger counterparts.

RPthrowaway123 · 2014-06-11T15:53:50+00:00

Wear a condom. Bring hot sauce if you're worried and pour it in there before you toss it.

[deleted] · 2014-06-11T17:05:16+00:00

Don't have sex.

Sturmgeist781 · 2014-06-11T23:16:36+00:00

Anal/Oral

Have fun.

subbice · 2014-06-12T13:34:55+00:00

Don't have sex with crazy girls. Even if they're crazy hot. Seriously. Don't do it.

Some women, yeah, might be secretly nutso but absolutely, positively, 100% DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE OPENLY CRAZY ONES.

raceAround126 · 2014-06-12T20:37:17+00:00

This day in age, there is no such thing as a pregnancy scare. There is only stupid.

Condoms are pretty much definite provided you use it properly. It shocked me the few times I brought a girl home, she said it would be sexy for her to put it on me and, well shit if she fucked it up. If most women don't know how to put one on properly, it's a safe bet most men don't.

One girl, I went to the trouble of demonstrating on a cucumber simply as I was actually scared for her. Naturally I didn't stay seeing her for long.

JDoorjam · 2014-06-11T22:01:22+00:00

You have to be very, very careful. Pregnancy is a real risk whenever you have sex with a woman.

I'm confused by your post: do you

use a condom that I brought with me

or do you

cum on the girl [and] wipe her off

? Because you can't be doing both.

aguy01 · 2014-06-12T03:13:10+00:00

Never give your real name or phone number and make sure its gonna be just a one night stand.

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Title	How do I protect myself from "accidental" pregnancies?
Author	fodor123
Upvotes	12
Comments	35
Date	June 11, 2014 3:35 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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