Huge Shit Test

AtlRP · 2017-06-30T18:19:28+00:00

"Sounds good. We can have a pajama party and I'll give you a facial"

GuestsGetGreens · 2017-06-30T18:16:59+00:00

Ahh, the language of womanese. Women want to define their relationships with men. Youre either in the friend box, the stranger box, or someone she's sleeping with box. Here's what she's really saying:

"I think you're someone I'd potentially consider as a mate, but your SMV is too low. Because of this, maybe we can be friends and maybe in the future if I don't find Chad I'll settle for you."

Send her a text back rejecting her offer but keep it playful. By you rejecting her offer of friendship, you are taking on a more alpha role and increasing your SMV in her eyes. Something like, "nah, I already have friends."

By rejecting her offer of friendship, you are avoiding her moving you to the friend box aka friend zone.

Keep it light when you see her. Don't act butt hurt. Treat her the same way you always have. Don't go out of your way to hang out with her. Keep increasing your SMV and gain abundance mentality.

Maybe one day when your SMV is high enough for her, she'll come around. But by then, you'll be fucking higher quality women than her.

DadOnDabs · 2017-06-30T21:35:09+00:00

2 options

1) "I don't need friends" and ghost

2) "I'm only friends with girls who can drink more than me." You can guess where this goes. Tbh you can't fuck her if you take this route (that night) or your gonna catch a rape charge. You can at least kiss her and get some heavy kino going.

mechsx · 2017-06-30T21:46:48+00:00

She thinks she's "it" and is playing with you. Play it cool, dismiss her with a good one liner to send back down.

mallardcove · 2017-06-30T17:58:44+00:00

Ignore

chachaChad · 2017-06-30T18:11:41+00:00

No... and I am...

ishyman · 2017-06-30T22:07:56+00:00

Tell her you have enough friends already

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2017-06-30T23:24:21+00:00

Untested myself but if you any of the guys want to give it a try. Say 'sure, what do you know about (masculine shit)'? when she says lol nothing, say 'pass';

SocialBrocial · 2017-06-30T18:01:16+00:00

"cos im a self absoured, high key drama queen who assumes (usually rightfully) that the world is in love with me"

ahaha

Title	Huge Shit Test
Author	SocialBrocial
Upvotes	8
Comments	16
Date	June 30, 2017 5:48 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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