Just got thrown for a loop.

derrtderr · 2018-10-23T17:26:20+00:00

metoo

PussyofBengal · 2018-10-23T19:18:51+00:00

She might be bored with her husband and is just testing the waters with you. Do not engage her under any circumstance. It’s not worth it.

Skrenf · 2018-10-23T21:13:03+00:00

Nope...Nope...Nah.

'Chris, you know zerosixniner asked me if my pussy tastes like gummy bears."

Nah. Avoid.

ZeroSixNiner · 2018-10-23T22:40:22+00:00

Women are sexual creatures. Their literal purpose is to procreate and continue the species. They love sex and all things related to sex. They will blab nonstop about it given the chance. Be an awesome nonjudgmental man and these conversations become normal and frankly they get old.

I don’t know what kind of job you have. If this is a professional gig then I would not engage in this conversation. A throwaway job like restaurant/service/retail then go ham and have fun.

Fauxregaurd · 2018-10-24T02:06:19+00:00

That’s funny, Chris told me they make my dick taste like gummy bears. That bastard.

markinsinz7 · 2018-10-23T16:23:32+00:00

Depends on where u work, and if u give a shit about ur job

falecf4 · 2018-10-24T04:17:07+00:00

I'd just be hmmm, sounds nice. Like it was some other boring random fact. Then ignore her.

Or if you wanna get gross... My gf said my cum tastes like come when I eat a lot of guys cum...

But that'd be sexual harassment.

OfficerWade · 2018-10-24T04:45:41+00:00

Dude your intuition, that gut feeling that is telling something is wrong. You feel that?

Do not pass go. Do not fuck with this girl. You was right.

Radkin007 · 2018-10-24T06:13:33+00:00

“Hello, HR I’d like to make a complaint.”

HurricaneHugues · 2018-10-24T07:59:15+00:00

Lol resist the Jezebel, brother.

creating_my_life · 2018-10-24T00:28:13+00:00

Congrats. You're a girlfriend.

dukes1998 · 2018-10-24T03:37:21+00:00

Just make like an equally subtextual and off color joke lmao it’s the type of subtle flirting you gotta do when 1. The chick is fucking married and 2. When you’re at work like bro be careful

But saying something like “wow what a coincidence gummy bears are my favorite” or “damn i need to get me some gummy bears” or “yeah I have the same problem with insert food you’re eating” probably not be too bad.

ThickSoild2802485 · 2018-10-24T11:08:59+00:00

Don't shit where you eat. Peroid. Don't even think about it. I would agree that remark is full of sexual innuendo, but girls do that sometimes just to get a reaction. I would take it with a grain of salt.

ZeroSixNiner · 2018-10-24T23:57:02+00:00

Just to follow up, today was business as usual. I intentionally played it straight and acted like it was another day at work. After letting this macerate overnight and working today, I've realized that I guess I'm a little too cautious about these things. I mean, yeah, always be on your guard at work, but it wasn't as big of a deal as I made it. I just never expected her to come out and say it so blatantly like she did. Had it been something more artful and subtle it might have just made me raise an eyebrow, but to say with a straight face "makes my pussy taste..." would have made me do a classic spit-take if I was taking a drink at the time.

So yeah... original crisis over. Still not shitting where I eat. Just gonna err on the side of caution from now on.

failingtheturingtest · 2018-10-24T04:17:38+00:00

She's putting them in the wrong way!

Seriously, who gives a fuck. You should stop answering questions around here if some innocuous flirty joke from a colleague throws you for a loop for the whole day.

Title	Just got thrown for a loop.
Author	ZeroSixNiner
Upvotes	16
Comments	22
Date	October 23, 2018 3:21 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/9qpyxv/just_got_thrown_for_a_loop/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/just-got-thrown-for-a-loop.135507 https://theredarchive.com/post/135507

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