I always carry a condom on my person, but when we were ready and it came time to put on a show, I have been questioned for having them.

Need your help, looking to write humorous canned response so that I can avoid additional last minute resistance and foul mood.

These are the questions I have been asked, please feel free to add questions you've been confronted with (limited in my experience) and what you guys say to avoid these awkward moments.

  • [1] Did you think we were gonna do it tonight?
  • [2] Is that what you think of me?
  • [3] I don't know how I feel about you coming here with a condom

Also where is the best place to keep your condoms - There were times when it fell out from my jean pocket, when we were fooling around in her bed. She picked it up with a deer in head-light look, I sure she judged me.